Alex Wittchen
@alexwittchen.bsky.social
Managing Director at Aloysius, Butler and Clark.
All posts and views are my own, unfortunately.
Wanna watch When Harry Met Sally?
All posts and views are my own, unfortunately.
Wanna watch When Harry Met Sally?
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Palantir, Sauron … It’s like they skimmed LOTR but didn’t understand it, particularly the warnings.
Famously Sauron is known for never allowing his home to he penetrated by intruders.
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
December 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Palantir, Sauron … It’s like they skimmed LOTR but didn’t understand it, particularly the warnings.
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“We look brave,” said Frog.
“Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.
“Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“We look brave,” said Frog.
“Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.
“Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.
Stephen Sondheim died over Thanksgiving weekend 4 years ago. This weekend Tom Stoppard. You heard it here: Thanksgiving is a holiday that celebrates the death of the THEATRE.
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Stephen Sondheim died over Thanksgiving weekend 4 years ago. This weekend Tom Stoppard. You heard it here: Thanksgiving is a holiday that celebrates the death of the THEATRE.
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guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
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this is not Bill Barr 2.0. this is in fact explicitly designed *not* to be Barr 2.0 even if they *had* someone as good as Barr, which they don't.
there is a specific provision in the bill that requires the White House to justify any redactions made to Congress. if the DOJ classifies all mention of Trump, they will have to disclose that to Congress along with the legal justification for doing so
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
this is not Bill Barr 2.0. this is in fact explicitly designed *not* to be Barr 2.0 even if they *had* someone as good as Barr, which they don't.
I’m so tired of these fucking dudes.
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I’m so tired of these fucking dudes.
Mr. “Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics The Right Way” wants you to know his opinion.
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
“If I were in the Senate, I wouldn’t vote for this compromise,” our columnist @ezraklein.bsky.social writes. “Shutdowns are an opportunity to make your arguments, and the country was just starting to pay attention.”
“If I were in the Senate, I wouldn’t vote for this compromise,” our columnist @ezraklein.bsky.social writes. “Shutdowns are an opportunity to make your arguments, and the country was just starting to pay attention.”
Opinion | What Were Democrats Thinking?
This is how the shutdown ends?
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Mr. “Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics The Right Way” wants you to know his opinion.
If you told me earlier today that Joyce Carol Oates would soon be trending in the year of our lord 2025 for a tweet reading Elon Musk to filth, I’d have looked around and said “Ya know what, fuck it. Yeah, that tracks.”
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If you told me earlier today that Joyce Carol Oates would soon be trending in the year of our lord 2025 for a tweet reading Elon Musk to filth, I’d have looked around and said “Ya know what, fuck it. Yeah, that tracks.”
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joyce carol oates has the worst possible opinions ever and then, once in a while, she publicly wrecks an elon musk or a jk rowling.
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
joyce carol oates has the worst possible opinions ever and then, once in a while, she publicly wrecks an elon musk or a jk rowling.
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Mamdani: "We believe in standing up for those we love. Whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community, one of the many Black women that Donald Trump has fired from a federal job ... your struggle is ours too."
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Mamdani: "We believe in standing up for those we love. Whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community, one of the many Black women that Donald Trump has fired from a federal job ... your struggle is ours too."
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Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
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Trump: I demolished the People’s House for my big beautiful ballroom paid for by my rich friends so we can throw lavish parties while millions starve without health care.
Tonight…
The People: Our turn, motherfucker.
Tonight…
The People: Our turn, motherfucker.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Trump: I demolished the People’s House for my big beautiful ballroom paid for by my rich friends so we can throw lavish parties while millions starve without health care.
Tonight…
The People: Our turn, motherfucker.
Tonight…
The People: Our turn, motherfucker.
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Me on this app tonight.
a young man is sitting on a bed looking at a tablet .
ALT: a young man is sitting on a bed looking at a tablet .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Me on this app tonight.
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
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For you, Dick Cheney.
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
For you, Dick Cheney.
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Apparently all you needed to do to predict the NYC election results was read that one N.K. Jemisin novel.
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Apparently all you needed to do to predict the NYC election results was read that one N.K. Jemisin novel.
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If the establishment Dems do not rally around Mamdani after this, they deserve whatever happens next.
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If the establishment Dems do not rally around Mamdani after this, they deserve whatever happens next.
lol the MSNBC correspondent trying to explain why Staten Island was so anti-Mamdani by saying “no surprise they’re very conservative.”
Nah, dude. You can just say because they’re a whole lot of racists.
Nah, dude. You can just say because they’re a whole lot of racists.
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
lol the MSNBC correspondent trying to explain why Staten Island was so anti-Mamdani by saying “no surprise they’re very conservative.”
Nah, dude. You can just say because they’re a whole lot of racists.
Nah, dude. You can just say because they’re a whole lot of racists.
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Whooping Cuomo’s ass that fast is so fuckin’ funny lfg
Decision Desk has called the NYC mayors race for Zohran Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Whooping Cuomo’s ass that fast is so fuckin’ funny lfg
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is projected to win the New York City Mayoral election, reports @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is projected to win the New York City Mayoral election, reports @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social
To be alive for Obama and Mamdani is a lucky thing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
To be alive for Obama and Mamdani is a lucky thing.