Frank Enslin
@aldurarising.bsky.social
Aspiring author, wannabe actor, talentless artist, all-around useless human being. He/him mostly. Now featuring a great new flavor!
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Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Blindspots for Millennials 😅
IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Blindspots for Millennials 😅
IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
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Average NYT headline
Is It True That Most Big Tits Women Are Stupid Sluts? 4 Hours
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Average NYT headline
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They've been dismantling benches
They hated the Occupy movement, and all the kids from that
They were indifferent to BLM, and all the kids from that
They hated Bernie, and all the kids he inspired
They hated the squad
They hate Mamdani
They have been such terrible stewards for the party
They hated the Occupy movement, and all the kids from that
They were indifferent to BLM, and all the kids from that
They hated Bernie, and all the kids he inspired
They hated the squad
They hate Mamdani
They have been such terrible stewards for the party
November 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
They've been dismantling benches
They hated the Occupy movement, and all the kids from that
They were indifferent to BLM, and all the kids from that
They hated Bernie, and all the kids he inspired
They hated the squad
They hate Mamdani
They have been such terrible stewards for the party
They hated the Occupy movement, and all the kids from that
They were indifferent to BLM, and all the kids from that
They hated Bernie, and all the kids he inspired
They hated the squad
They hate Mamdani
They have been such terrible stewards for the party
It's that magical time of the year again
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It's that magical time of the year again
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
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Clippy never caught on.
It was mocked, derided, and pushed aside until now it's barely a meme.
"AI" is the same category of utility only several orders of magnitude more expensive and less useful.
It was mocked, derided, and pushed aside until now it's barely a meme.
"AI" is the same category of utility only several orders of magnitude more expensive and less useful.
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Clippy never caught on.
It was mocked, derided, and pushed aside until now it's barely a meme.
"AI" is the same category of utility only several orders of magnitude more expensive and less useful.
It was mocked, derided, and pushed aside until now it's barely a meme.
"AI" is the same category of utility only several orders of magnitude more expensive and less useful.
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Me when anyone brings up how bad the other site sucks now
October 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Me when anyone brings up how bad the other site sucks now
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There are several options but here's the short version:
You can extend your support for Windows 10 for an extra year while you go over your options long term, BUT it will require signing up for a Microsoft account even if you take the paid option.
PLEASE DO NOT RUN WINDOWS 10 UNSUPPORTED.
You can extend your support for Windows 10 for an extra year while you go over your options long term, BUT it will require signing up for a Microsoft account even if you take the paid option.
PLEASE DO NOT RUN WINDOWS 10 UNSUPPORTED.
October 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
There are several options but here's the short version:
You can extend your support for Windows 10 for an extra year while you go over your options long term, BUT it will require signing up for a Microsoft account even if you take the paid option.
PLEASE DO NOT RUN WINDOWS 10 UNSUPPORTED.
You can extend your support for Windows 10 for an extra year while you go over your options long term, BUT it will require signing up for a Microsoft account even if you take the paid option.
PLEASE DO NOT RUN WINDOWS 10 UNSUPPORTED.
Another contender for favorite image of the year
October 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Another contender for favorite image of the year
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Halloween postcards are now available 🎃 9 haunted titles, 2 freaky bookmarks - only 10 possessed dollars 💀 mail this one to your dad!
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October 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Halloween postcards are now available 🎃 9 haunted titles, 2 freaky bookmarks - only 10 possessed dollars 💀 mail this one to your dad!
paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/pape...
paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/pape...
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as a fan of noncon, dubcon and under/non-negotiated cnc this is honestly one of the most straightforward explanations of this i've ever read?
September 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
as a fan of noncon, dubcon and under/non-negotiated cnc this is honestly one of the most straightforward explanations of this i've ever read?
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This post that a friend of my partner's shared on FB potentially explains the Kristin Chenoweth thing, and is frightening.
September 13, 2025 at 8:59 AM
This post that a friend of my partner's shared on FB potentially explains the Kristin Chenoweth thing, and is frightening.
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Yes, we were correct about the Iraq War, COVID, that everyone Trump appoints is an idiot monster ...
But you see, we were correct for leftist reasons, and that's the same as being wrong.
But you see, we were correct for leftist reasons, and that's the same as being wrong.
September 6, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Yes, we were correct about the Iraq War, COVID, that everyone Trump appoints is an idiot monster ...
But you see, we were correct for leftist reasons, and that's the same as being wrong.
But you see, we were correct for leftist reasons, and that's the same as being wrong.
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this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
If I were a professional ghost hunter I'd end every investigation by telling the people who hired me that yes, there are tons of ghosts here, they're all really mad at you and will likely kill you, you should sell the house immediatetly. And then have a buddy in real estate split the resale with me.
The kind of people who pay actual money to self-professed "ghost hunters" don't want to hear that it's just the building's foundation settling. I paid you to tell me there are fucking ghosts in this house
July 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If I were a professional ghost hunter I'd end every investigation by telling the people who hired me that yes, there are tons of ghosts here, they're all really mad at you and will likely kill you, you should sell the house immediatetly. And then have a buddy in real estate split the resale with me.
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"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
July 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
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re: generative AI
I have finally fully and accurately explained my problem with how it’s marketed and used.
And now, you can use it, too.
I have finally fully and accurately explained my problem with how it’s marketed and used.
And now, you can use it, too.
July 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
re: generative AI
I have finally fully and accurately explained my problem with how it’s marketed and used.
And now, you can use it, too.
I have finally fully and accurately explained my problem with how it’s marketed and used.
And now, you can use it, too.
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I will never understand how a guy who's the most milquetoast "Can I get a cheeseburger without the cheese" sugar-free Kool-Aid Walmart-brand Marvel t-shirt looking motherfucker gets away with calling himself "Mr. Beast."
July 5, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I will never understand how a guy who's the most milquetoast "Can I get a cheeseburger without the cheese" sugar-free Kool-Aid Walmart-brand Marvel t-shirt looking motherfucker gets away with calling himself "Mr. Beast."
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Poop yourself some new hair
July 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Poop yourself some new hair
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oh good. it's starting
Truly, we are the heart of it all.
Mysterious life form found on ship that docked in Cleveland
Mysterious life form found on ship that docked in Cleveland
Mysterious life form found on ship that docked in Cleveland
Scientists have dubbed the tar-like substance ShipGoo001.
www.cleveland.com
July 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
oh good. it's starting