AJ
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skateboarding is funny because your worst enemies are security guards and little rocks
March 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
skateboarding is funny because your worst enemies are security guards and little rocks
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My mom didn’t vaccinate me as a child and that’s why I grew scales and became a mermaid. Dermatologists hate me
March 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My mom didn’t vaccinate me as a child and that’s why I grew scales and became a mermaid. Dermatologists hate me
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I'm just here to make you question why you follow me.
March 22, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I'm just here to make you question why you follow me.
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so like what are we just supposed to keep doing this every day?
March 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
so like what are we just supposed to keep doing this every day?
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spent a lot of time preparing to handle peer pressure to do drugs that no one ever offered me and am now completely unprepared for all the peer pressure I’m under to get an air fryer
February 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
spent a lot of time preparing to handle peer pressure to do drugs that no one ever offered me and am now completely unprepared for all the peer pressure I’m under to get an air fryer
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i have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones
February 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
i have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones
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Devils Advocate is just a fancy term for Being Fuckin' Annoying
February 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Devils Advocate is just a fancy term for Being Fuckin' Annoying
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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
February 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
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*me, in an adult onesie and propeller beanie, eating olives off my fingertips* I’m glad you came to me for advice
February 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
*me, in an adult onesie and propeller beanie, eating olives off my fingertips* I’m glad you came to me for advice
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just gonna say what we’re all thinking: Alligators look like pickles
February 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
just gonna say what we’re all thinking: Alligators look like pickles
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Probably the worst thing about social media is when some random corncob tells you that you don’t know anything a topic you’ve written a WHOLE ASS BOOK ABOUT.
February 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Probably the worst thing about social media is when some random corncob tells you that you don’t know anything a topic you’ve written a WHOLE ASS BOOK ABOUT.
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We went for YEARS and YEARS without META and we can and we will go without again! I’ve quit cold-turkey two months ago for our clinic marketing and NOTHING changed.
You can live without it.
You can live without it.
February 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
We went for YEARS and YEARS without META and we can and we will go without again! I’ve quit cold-turkey two months ago for our clinic marketing and NOTHING changed.
You can live without it.
You can live without it.
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do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
February 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
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fine I’ll think before I speak but for that I’m charging extra
February 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
fine I’ll think before I speak but for that I’m charging extra
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I tend to have pretty good timing. For example, I started getting therapy like four weeks ago.
January 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I tend to have pretty good timing. For example, I started getting therapy like four weeks ago.
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If you can’t allow yourself to be silly then we have nothing left, silliness is radical. Say fart
January 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If you can’t allow yourself to be silly then we have nothing left, silliness is radical. Say fart
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I can't be held responsible for what I do when I'm sober.
January 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I can't be held responsible for what I do when I'm sober.
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it's only tuesday and i'm being so brave about it
January 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
it's only tuesday and i'm being so brave about it