Adzes
@adzes.bsky.social
Jesus built my death squads
somewhere in the intersection of sludge, post-hardcore, and alt rock etc // adzes.bandcamp.com // he/him
somewhere in the intersection of sludge, post-hardcore, and alt rock etc // adzes.bandcamp.com // he/him
These are all Venture Bros bits and minor characters
Operation Rusty's Blanket
Operation Shore Leave
Operation Action Man
Operation Rusty's Blanket
Operation Shore Leave
Operation Action Man
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
These are all Venture Bros bits and minor characters
Operation Rusty's Blanket
Operation Shore Leave
Operation Action Man
Operation Rusty's Blanket
Operation Shore Leave
Operation Action Man
Checked out the AI slop country song out of morbid curiosity and its literally just slop Billy Ray Cyrus doing a slop imitation of his verse from Old Town Road
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Checked out the AI slop country song out of morbid curiosity and its literally just slop Billy Ray Cyrus doing a slop imitation of his verse from Old Town Road
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
James Fetfield
James Fetfield
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Moreissey
Moreissey
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Celine Zion
Celine Zion
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
James Fetfield
James Fetfield
Doing the Hath that's the stage meme but we're playing on a semi truck trailer
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Doing the Hath that's the stage meme but we're playing on a semi truck trailer
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Writer is crushing hard lol, he’s all: “She likes them old. She says it reminds her of her favorite whiskey, Knob Creak”
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Writer is crushing hard lol, he’s all: “She likes them old. She says it reminds her of her favorite whiskey, Knob Creak”
Land back
It rights a historic injustice and it is better for the planet and everyone on it
It rights a historic injustice and it is better for the planet and everyone on it
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Land back
It rights a historic injustice and it is better for the planet and everyone on it
It rights a historic injustice and it is better for the planet and everyone on it
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I'm kind of baffled how the "moderates" have apparently all decided to turn against climate policy at once, just as China reaches green electrostate liftoff mode. I thought these people were all about National Greatness and making Hard Choices
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I'm kind of baffled how the "moderates" have apparently all decided to turn against climate policy at once, just as China reaches green electrostate liftoff mode. I thought these people were all about National Greatness and making Hard Choices
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WHY DOES THE PREDATOR HAVE A CODE OF HONOR
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
WHY DOES THE PREDATOR HAVE A CODE OF HONOR
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Nov 21
Sallow Moth - Blue Permutations EP
Sallow Moth - Deformity in Ceremony EP
Two side quests of Mossbane Lantern before the next full length
Sallow Moth - Blue Permutations EP
Sallow Moth - Deformity in Ceremony EP
Two side quests of Mossbane Lantern before the next full length
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Nov 21
Sallow Moth - Blue Permutations EP
Sallow Moth - Deformity in Ceremony EP
Two side quests of Mossbane Lantern before the next full length
Sallow Moth - Blue Permutations EP
Sallow Moth - Deformity in Ceremony EP
Two side quests of Mossbane Lantern before the next full length
Excellent shoegaze/emo/post-hardcore/neo-grunge whatever stuff outta Denver, anchored by pointed songwriting and delicious guitar tones. Check it out
brokenrecord.bandcamp.com/album/routine
brokenrecord.bandcamp.com/album/routine
Routine, by Broken Record
10 track album
brokenrecord.bandcamp.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Excellent shoegaze/emo/post-hardcore/neo-grunge whatever stuff outta Denver, anchored by pointed songwriting and delicious guitar tones. Check it out
brokenrecord.bandcamp.com/album/routine
brokenrecord.bandcamp.com/album/routine
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HE WAS RUNNING A CATCH AND KILL OPERATION FOR AN ELITE CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING RING OUT OF YOUR OWN OFFICES AND IT IMPLICATED THE PRESIDENT DIRECTLY
Do we know Landon told anyone that he was having this convo with Epstein? We do not! But let’s say an editor knew. Then what? At most, it would be the beginning of an investigation. Would Landon be the reporter to do it? Probably not! You see he’s begging Epstein for specifics & doesn’t get them
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
HE WAS RUNNING A CATCH AND KILL OPERATION FOR AN ELITE CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING RING OUT OF YOUR OWN OFFICES AND IT IMPLICATED THE PRESIDENT DIRECTLY
I think we can acknowledge that Piss Christ (and Blood Meridian, and Beethoven's 5th, etc) are important works of art and the associated artists are and were big pieces of shit. I think we can hold those contradictions.
We have a duty to not support such artists in perpetuating further harm tho
We have a duty to not support such artists in perpetuating further harm tho
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I think we can acknowledge that Piss Christ (and Blood Meridian, and Beethoven's 5th, etc) are important works of art and the associated artists are and were big pieces of shit. I think we can hold those contradictions.
We have a duty to not support such artists in perpetuating further harm tho
We have a duty to not support such artists in perpetuating further harm tho
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and that can be true! but then you open the actual newspaper and it's soft-focus profiles of Chris Rufo, a frenzied transphobic crusade, an all-out effort to get the first Black woman president of Harvard canned over bullshit, Get Zohran, etc etc
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
and that can be true! but then you open the actual newspaper and it's soft-focus profiles of Chris Rufo, a frenzied transphobic crusade, an all-out effort to get the first Black woman president of Harvard canned over bullshit, Get Zohran, etc etc
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Anyone who believes speaking to an AI trained on a dead person is qualitatively the same as that person being still alive is a full-stop sociopath who should not be entrusted with children.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Anyone who believes speaking to an AI trained on a dead person is qualitatively the same as that person being still alive is a full-stop sociopath who should not be entrusted with children.
Moved from SoCal to Michigan and my first winter was an eyeopener. The driveway was super iced over except for a deep pocket of water near the back of the car from roof melt. As I was navigating around the car I fell flat on my back and dunked my entire head in muddy icewater
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Moved from SoCal to Michigan and my first winter was an eyeopener. The driveway was super iced over except for a deep pocket of water near the back of the car from roof melt. As I was navigating around the car I fell flat on my back and dunked my entire head in muddy icewater
Andres "Pisschrist" Serrano is in the Epstein files as a furious misogynist (at minimum). Depressing, disgusting shit
This is what male solidarity & collective action to oppress women looks like:
Artist Andres Serrano--successful, but nowhere near the same class as Thiel & other billionaires in the files--stating that he'll vote for Trump, despite his politics, out of *sympathy* with T's sexual assaults on women.
Artist Andres Serrano--successful, but nowhere near the same class as Thiel & other billionaires in the files--stating that he'll vote for Trump, despite his politics, out of *sympathy* with T's sexual assaults on women.
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Andres "Pisschrist" Serrano is in the Epstein files as a furious misogynist (at minimum). Depressing, disgusting shit
I'm crackin jokes on here because the current events unfolding are too horrible to engage with meaningfully in this format
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I'm crackin jokes on here because the current events unfolding are too horrible to engage with meaningfully in this format
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At Least It’s An Ethos - the debut album from Sobchak
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
At Least It’s An Ethos - the debut album from Sobchak
The Big Lebowski themed band but it's not stoner doom, it's pizza thrash
I should form a gimmick metal band, clearly
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The Big Lebowski themed band but it's not stoner doom, it's pizza thrash
I should form a gimmick metal band, clearly
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I should form a gimmick metal band, clearly
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Me, a website writer who gets paid $9 per article: "Gorge" yourself on this thrilling sci-fi feast! That's right, The Gorge on Apple TV+ will fill the hole in you!
Studio Marketing Enforcer [putting pistol to my head]: Good. Now tell them about the cinematography.
Me [sobbing]: It's... gorge-eous
Studio Marketing Enforcer [putting pistol to my head]: Good. Now tell them about the cinematography.
Me [sobbing]: It's... gorge-eous
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Me, a website writer who gets paid $9 per article: "Gorge" yourself on this thrilling sci-fi feast! That's right, The Gorge on Apple TV+ will fill the hole in you!
Studio Marketing Enforcer [putting pistol to my head]: Good. Now tell them about the cinematography.
Me [sobbing]: It's... gorge-eous
Studio Marketing Enforcer [putting pistol to my head]: Good. Now tell them about the cinematography.
Me [sobbing]: It's... gorge-eous