Dan (Chariot Greeter)
@dingledooiss.bsky.social
I am Chariot Greeter and these are my ridiculous songs
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This account is for entertainment purposes only; I am a mentally ill person seeing patterns where they don’t exist.
When your shit is modular and standardized you don’t have these problems, but then I suppose you also don’t end up with wildly inflated values
Nvidia suppliers halt H200 output after China blocks chip shipments ft.trib.al/HcfPMJe
Nvidia suppliers halt H200 output after China blocks chip shipments
Parts makers concerned about whether Beijing will allow imports of AI processors
ft.trib.al
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 PM
When your shit is modular and standardized you don’t have these problems, but then I suppose you also don’t end up with wildly inflated values
Thing about Lynch for me is he modeled a sort of mature innocence that feels very comfortable to me. Like I thought for a long time that there was a contradiction between maturity and innocence, and even that innocence was shameful in adults.
January 17, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Thing about Lynch for me is he modeled a sort of mature innocence that feels very comfortable to me. Like I thought for a long time that there was a contradiction between maturity and innocence, and even that innocence was shameful in adults.
There is food somewhere and I’m fixated on it to the point of stress, but I’m a man so I’m not going to tell anyone or deal with it myself and instead I’m just going to be kind of unpleasant
act like a man think like a beagle
January 17, 2026 at 11:42 AM
There is food somewhere and I’m fixated on it to the point of stress, but I’m a man so I’m not going to tell anyone or deal with it myself and instead I’m just going to be kind of unpleasant
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If you're in the Twin Cities looking for a way to help with community aid, Sipah is selling totes with this cute design on them, you can pick your tote up at Sip of Silk and also get some really good coffee and food. They are Palestinian & Salvadorian owned!
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buy.stripe.com/bJe8wP3vq48Zei3dRQ8AE06
January 17, 2026 at 3:27 AM
If you're in the Twin Cities looking for a way to help with community aid, Sipah is selling totes with this cute design on them, you can pick your tote up at Sip of Silk and also get some really good coffee and food. They are Palestinian & Salvadorian owned!
buy.stripe.com/bJe8wP3vq48Zei3dRQ8AE06
buy.stripe.com/bJe8wP3vq48Zei3dRQ8AE06
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ICE violently detained a Diné (Navajo) in Arizona earlier thia week. They refused to view his state ID, tribal ID, birth certificate any other document.
Replying to @Indigenous Adzáá Tábaahá #fy #fyp #foryoupage #iceagentscomingforus #nativetiktok
TikTok video by Peter Yazzie
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January 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
ICE violently detained a Diné (Navajo) in Arizona earlier thia week. They refused to view his state ID, tribal ID, birth certificate any other document.
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See we’re not the only ones who’ll use anything other than the metric system
"Fatberg the size of four buses likely birthed poo balls that closed Sydney beaches – and it can’t be cleared" www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
January 16, 2026 at 11:36 PM
See we’re not the only ones who’ll use anything other than the metric system
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I can make it easy: data centers are not economic development. There is no long term work and no ancillary business opportunities.
20 data center projects, with an estimated $98 billion collective price tag, were blocked or delayed in just one three month period last year.
boondoggle.substack.com/p/the-cult-o...
boondoggle.substack.com/p/the-cult-o...
The Cult of Data Centers
Big Tech sways too many economic development officials, and local residents are fed up.
boondoggle.substack.com
January 16, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I can make it easy: data centers are not economic development. There is no long term work and no ancillary business opportunities.
Jess Franco:
god forbid the girls get a little wampyric with it
January 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Jess Franco:
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Too many people try to speak for Inuit, to tell us our history, our place, our future; but an Inuk has their own voice and experience.
Inuit make up 56,000 of Greenland's 58,000 humans.
This is an Inuit story about an Inuit country.
Inuit make up 56,000 of Greenland's 58,000 humans.
This is an Inuit story about an Inuit country.
As you talk about Greenland, please make sure you are talking about the >56,000 Inuit who have called the Island their home for thousands of years. Here are 2 stories that include their voices, concerns, and hopes.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
canadiangeographic.ca/articles/buy...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
canadiangeographic.ca/articles/buy...
‘Buying countries is Stone Age mentality:’ Inuit speak up on Greenland
Indigenous Greenlanders, who endured centuries of colonialism from Denmark, now face a new threat from Donald Trump’s United States
canadiangeographic.ca
January 16, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Too many people try to speak for Inuit, to tell us our history, our place, our future; but an Inuk has their own voice and experience.
Inuit make up 56,000 of Greenland's 58,000 humans.
This is an Inuit story about an Inuit country.
Inuit make up 56,000 of Greenland's 58,000 humans.
This is an Inuit story about an Inuit country.
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As you talk about Greenland, please make sure you are talking about the >56,000 Inuit who have called the Island their home for thousands of years. Here are 2 stories that include their voices, concerns, and hopes.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
canadiangeographic.ca/articles/buy...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
canadiangeographic.ca/articles/buy...
‘Buying countries is Stone Age mentality:’ Inuit speak up on Greenland
Indigenous Greenlanders, who endured centuries of colonialism from Denmark, now face a new threat from Donald Trump’s United States
canadiangeographic.ca
January 16, 2026 at 11:22 AM
As you talk about Greenland, please make sure you are talking about the >56,000 Inuit who have called the Island their home for thousands of years. Here are 2 stories that include their voices, concerns, and hopes.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
canadiangeographic.ca/articles/buy...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
canadiangeographic.ca/articles/buy...
And you know it’s funny, when there’s no recourse left but unruly mobs that might literally happen anyway.
When Fascism came to America, no one crawled on their bellies and kissed the boot more willingly than those who once defiantly shouted "Don't Tread On Me!"
January 16, 2026 at 3:35 PM
And you know it’s funny, when there’s no recourse left but unruly mobs that might literally happen anyway.
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True safety does not require enmeshment. We just don't know what that looks like cuz we been forced as a society to tolerate enmeshment with harmful structures (Like capitalism, colonialism, patriarchy) on intergenerational levels.
January 16, 2026 at 12:37 PM
True safety does not require enmeshment. We just don't know what that looks like cuz we been forced as a society to tolerate enmeshment with harmful structures (Like capitalism, colonialism, patriarchy) on intergenerational levels.
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Like they been doing to Natives with the Bering Strait shit forever. And even though Deloria wrote entire books describing the levels of sabotage in the publishing world. Civilians continue parroting the script (that's been debunked millions of times) to obey their imperial core overlords.
"why do they keep repeating the same arguments that have already been debunked?." Because that's how you leverage ego depletion.
January 16, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Like they been doing to Natives with the Bering Strait shit forever. And even though Deloria wrote entire books describing the levels of sabotage in the publishing world. Civilians continue parroting the script (that's been debunked millions of times) to obey their imperial core overlords.
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I’d link to “how nonviolence protects the state” but I don’t know if the pure WASPiness of “f bombs are vile, dehumanizing language” deserves a response beyond “fuck you”
That kind of vile, dehumanizing language has no place at a nonviolent demonstration. | Opinion
F-bombs at KC Plaza ICE protest spoiled our peaceful message | Opinion
That kind of vile, dehumanizing language has no place at a nonviolent demonstration. | Opinion
bit.ly
January 16, 2026 at 12:03 PM
I’d link to “how nonviolence protects the state” but I don’t know if the pure WASPiness of “f bombs are vile, dehumanizing language” deserves a response beyond “fuck you”
This is so unbelievably fucked up.
This TikTok star sharing Australian animal stories doesn’t exist – it’s AI Blakface
theconversation.com/this-tiktok-...
It forms a new type of cultural appropriation, one that Indigenous peoples are increasingly concerned about.
theconversation.com/this-tiktok-...
It forms a new type of cultural appropriation, one that Indigenous peoples are increasingly concerned about.
This TikTok star sharing Australian animal stories doesn’t exist – it’s AI Blakface
The ‘Bush Legend’ is bringing us short videos of an Aboriginal person teaching us about native animals. But he isn’t real.
theconversation.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:50 PM
This is so unbelievably fucked up.
If you reform pure evil you just get another form of pure evil
January 16, 2026 at 11:07 AM
If you reform pure evil you just get another form of pure evil
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Newsom has done no such thing. STOP THIS LIE.
He's ALL talk, no action, unless the action is victimizing unhoused people for photo ops, denying trans folks' humanity, and guesting on Nazi podcasts.
He is a shit candidate who will never get a single vote from anyone with a shred of morals.
He's ALL talk, no action, unless the action is victimizing unhoused people for photo ops, denying trans folks' humanity, and guesting on Nazi podcasts.
He is a shit candidate who will never get a single vote from anyone with a shred of morals.
Gavin Newsom is a presidential frontrunner in part because he not only talked the talk about fighting Trump, but came up with and executed a plan to actually do it. Other Democrats should take note. Words and stern letters ain’t sufficient.
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Newsom has done no such thing. STOP THIS LIE.
He's ALL talk, no action, unless the action is victimizing unhoused people for photo ops, denying trans folks' humanity, and guesting on Nazi podcasts.
He is a shit candidate who will never get a single vote from anyone with a shred of morals.
He's ALL talk, no action, unless the action is victimizing unhoused people for photo ops, denying trans folks' humanity, and guesting on Nazi podcasts.
He is a shit candidate who will never get a single vote from anyone with a shred of morals.
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93% of the goal! can we get this ask met for this family?
As I put GoFundMes up on the website, I also don't want really small asks like this one to get lost.
Karla is a mom of three and her husband was detained by ICE. She is only asking for $2800 and has only raised $684.
Karla is a mom of three and her husband was detained by ICE. She is only asking for $2800 and has only raised $684.
Mi esposo fue detenido por ICE, organized by Karla Lopez
Es un gusto saludares, mi esposo fue detenido por ICE ustedes me podrian ayudar con lo que … Karla Lopez necesita tu apoyo para Mi esposo fue detenido por ICE
www.gofundme.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:17 AM
93% of the goal! can we get this ask met for this family?
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Just donated! If you have some money to spare please consider doing likewise? If not, just spread the word. Thank you!
Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
Support Calvary Food Shelf: Emergency Response Fundraiser on GiveMN
Help us respond to urgent community needs
www.givemn.org
January 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Just donated! If you have some money to spare please consider doing likewise? If not, just spread the word. Thank you!
Trying something
$TONK
$TONK
January 16, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Trying something
$TONK
$TONK
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update: @homelandgov.bsky.social & @homelandcbp.bsky.social shot teargas into an uninvolved vehicle containing six kids (including one baby) & nearly killed the baby
January 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
update: @homelandgov.bsky.social & @homelandcbp.bsky.social shot teargas into an uninvolved vehicle containing six kids (including one baby) & nearly killed the baby
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hello! i have posted a bunch of small works for sale here. all funds to mutual aid in the twin cities. much more to come!
Extras | allison anne
about the artisthi, i'm allison! i make handcut paper collage, mail art, zines and graphic design. i'm a member of twin cities collage collective and a collaborative project called morphic rooms. you
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January 15, 2026 at 11:39 PM
hello! i have posted a bunch of small works for sale here. all funds to mutual aid in the twin cities. much more to come!
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