Dan (Chariot Greeter)
@dingledooiss.bsky.social
I am Chariot Greeter and these are my ridiculous songs
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This account is for entertainment purposes only; I am a mentally ill person seeing patterns where they don’t exist.
I think I may for the first time in my life need to ask for an accommodation at work.
December 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I think I may for the first time in my life need to ask for an accommodation at work.
Nonononono there can’t be a PlayStation store sale right now
December 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Nonononono there can’t be a PlayStation store sale right now
We don’t have to be suspicious of each other when the scarcity isn’t even real. We need only be suspicious of the hoard-keepers.
It’s a travesty that there are mobility aids sitting in warehouses being hoarded and gatekept for money, unused, while everyone wants to act like they’re a scarce resource
December 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
We don’t have to be suspicious of each other when the scarcity isn’t even real. We need only be suspicious of the hoard-keepers.
Math, is this allowed?
Space news is the best. Like, what do you mean there's a runaway supermassive black hole 10 million times bigger than the sun moving through space at 2 million miles per hour www.space.com/astronomy/bl...
James Webb Space Telescope confirms 1st 'runaway' supermassive black hole rocketing through 'Cosmic Owl' galaxies at 2.2 million mph: 'It boggles the mind!'
"The forces that are needed to dislodge such a massive black hole from its home are enormous."
www.space.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Math, is this allowed?
@bangiigekek.bsky.social they’re putting slurs on Jeopardy now 😆
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
@bangiigekek.bsky.social they’re putting slurs on Jeopardy now 😆
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Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
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Disabled people do not owe able-bodied people a performance. If you don’t understand how invisible disabilities work, or the millions of ways disabilities can look, that’s something to start educating yourself on asap.
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Disabled people do not owe able-bodied people a performance. If you don’t understand how invisible disabilities work, or the millions of ways disabilities can look, that’s something to start educating yourself on asap.
Warrel Dane
December 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Warrel Dane
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A raccoon playing ROBOTRON: 2084
December 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A raccoon playing ROBOTRON: 2084
If you’re going to name a venue after some rich guy, then it doesn’t matter which one
December 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If you’re going to name a venue after some rich guy, then it doesn’t matter which one
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*tapping the sign until my fingers break and bloody*
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com/track/when-t...
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com/track/when-t...
When They Come For You, by Transgressive
from the album Not Like This
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
*tapping the sign until my fingers break and bloody*
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com/track/when-t...
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com/track/when-t...
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Guess I'll post this again
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Guess I'll post this again
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'People have better lives when you let them be who they are' is as astounding a finding as 'giving poor people money makes them less poor'.
The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
www.popsci.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
'People have better lives when you let them be who they are' is as astounding a finding as 'giving poor people money makes them less poor'.
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"Please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad."
BEHEMOTH's NERGAL Says 'The S*** Ov God' is 'Not A Stupid' Album Title: 'It's More Philosophical Than You Think It Is'
BEHEMOTH's NERGAL Says 'The S*** Ov God' is 'Not A Stupid' Album Title: 'It's More Philosophical Than You Think It Is'
In a new interview with Australia's Heavy, BEHEMOTH frontman Adam "Nergal" Darski was asked if it gets "easier or harder" for him to come up with something that sounds fresh and vibrant every time he ...
blabbermouth.net
December 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"Please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad."
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AI isn't *actually* taking jobs; companies are firing people and their peers are having to take on additional responsibilities because AI doesn't actually replace humans.
December 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
AI isn't *actually* taking jobs; companies are firing people and their peers are having to take on additional responsibilities because AI doesn't actually replace humans.
Any time you see or hear someone talking about “cultural incompatibility” it’s just an expression of this racism. Or worse, a willingness to use the racism of others to advance personal ambitions.
A lot of the liberal white class hate Muslims and Arabs as much as your Tommy types they are just more polite with it and think you are too stupid to notice
December 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Any time you see or hear someone talking about “cultural incompatibility” it’s just an expression of this racism. Or worse, a willingness to use the racism of others to advance personal ambitions.
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Liberals whining about Lumbee recognition or weed reclassification as if you didn't have a century to do it yourselves 🙄
December 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Liberals whining about Lumbee recognition or weed reclassification as if you didn't have a century to do it yourselves 🙄
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"monetized the dysfunction"
It's what pols have done to every single aspect of life in this country.
Monetized for themselves, and for the already-wealthy
The rest of us have to pay them, and get poorer into the bargain
It's what pols have done to every single aspect of life in this country.
Monetized for themselves, and for the already-wealthy
The rest of us have to pay them, and get poorer into the bargain
Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly. We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."
December 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"monetized the dysfunction"
It's what pols have done to every single aspect of life in this country.
Monetized for themselves, and for the already-wealthy
The rest of us have to pay them, and get poorer into the bargain
It's what pols have done to every single aspect of life in this country.
Monetized for themselves, and for the already-wealthy
The rest of us have to pay them, and get poorer into the bargain
All the money and drinking water in the world and it can kind of make a list
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
All the money and drinking water in the world and it can kind of make a list
I’m musing about stuff, this is so middle aged. What it’s about changes and doesn’t matter, it’s the act itself that I somehow aged into.
December 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I’m musing about stuff, this is so middle aged. What it’s about changes and doesn’t matter, it’s the act itself that I somehow aged into.
The paranormal investigation subgenre of horror movies is very well represented on streaming services
December 18, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The paranormal investigation subgenre of horror movies is very well represented on streaming services
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"why did five get big into memes" because "six seven" ate
December 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"why did five get big into memes" because "six seven" ate
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yoooooo
CHIME, the terrifying but hard to find horror from PULSE director Kiyoshi Kurosawa, will finally screen in the U.S.
A Terrifying Movie From A J-Horror Legend Is Finally Coming To The U.S.
CHIME, the terrifying but hard to find horror from PULSE director Kiyoshi Kurosawa, will finally screen in the U.S.
dlvr.it
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
yoooooo
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Self regulating is resistance. Self soothing is resistance.
Rejection dysphoria is weaponized and amplified by fascism.
December 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Self regulating is resistance. Self soothing is resistance.