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adzes.bsky.social
Adzes
@adzes.bsky.social
Jesus built my death squads

somewhere in the intersection of sludge, post-hardcore, and alt rock etc // adzes.bandcamp.com // he/him
Snuggling up on the hammock
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
It's horrendous
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If by cognition you mean "selects words in series based on statistical likelihood of matching the training set"

Which is, of course, not cognition
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It ends with us ass ending. Ouch
November 16, 2025 at 8:55 AM
November 16, 2025 at 8:49 AM
The back half gets pretty good, the perspective shifts are pretty cool and the transformation is nice and gross, but ehhh

Watch Dog Soldiers or Howl imo
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Oh this gets nassssty
November 16, 2025 at 8:22 AM
They were flawed and unpleasant but very human, these people are just two dimensionally annoying
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Putting on film perhaps the least sympathetic family in fiction is pretty impressive
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
About as subtle as the exposition stuff from A Quiet Place, but good sound design and some cool menacing shots
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Incredibly overbearing thematic bullshit: incoming
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Corny ass intro text: check

Moody drone shot of trees: check
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 AM
If you gave me the choice between toiling in obscurity forever or getting rich off of something like this I'd choose toiling in obscurity forever. This cheapens both the listener and the creator, such as it is
November 16, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Like with gen AI visual art, if you casually listen on a phone speaker it sounds like a reasonable facsimile of the real thing, but if you listen closely it on something like real sound equipment it sounds like lo-fi dogshit. The lyrics are incredibly trite to the point of meaninglessness
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Okay so in the interest of know thy enemy: something sounds really wrong with the reverb at the beginning, and with the vocal timbre about halfway through. The vocal harmonies and the voice sounds bitcrushed and/or really low fidelity, especially when it goes upper register.
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Its so perfectly slop. It's meaningless, it doesn't even sound cool, it could be one of a million interchangeable cover bands playing 80s hair metal hits in bars
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Also lmao
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Amazing lmao
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I love studios in old weird buildings, that wall is so great
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM