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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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these are the three genres, the ONLY story we ever use them to tell is just “fascism is bad” in various fonts and yet here we are
the three genres are space, medieval times and normal
September 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
these are the three genres, the ONLY story we ever use them to tell is just “fascism is bad” in various fonts and yet here we are
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"But now we shall both surely drown", said Sultana.
"lol" said Corbyn, "Imao".
"lol" said Corbyn, "Imao".
September 19, 2025 at 9:25 AM
"But now we shall both surely drown", said Sultana.
"lol" said Corbyn, "Imao".
"lol" said Corbyn, "Imao".
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An actual quote from the Secretary of State for Business and Trade
Too often people go to university to ‘explore research and knowledge’
Look forward to Wes S saying 'too often people go to hospital to have operations' or Heidi Alexander saying 'too often people go to the station to catch a train'
Too often people go to university to ‘explore research and knowledge’
Look forward to Wes S saying 'too often people go to hospital to have operations' or Heidi Alexander saying 'too often people go to the station to catch a train'
September 19, 2025 at 10:25 AM
An actual quote from the Secretary of State for Business and Trade
Too often people go to university to ‘explore research and knowledge’
Look forward to Wes S saying 'too often people go to hospital to have operations' or Heidi Alexander saying 'too often people go to the station to catch a train'
Too often people go to university to ‘explore research and knowledge’
Look forward to Wes S saying 'too often people go to hospital to have operations' or Heidi Alexander saying 'too often people go to the station to catch a train'
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Keir Starmer has appointed as his new Comms Director Tim Allan who was a board member of the hate group Sex Matters. It's no longer even pretending to adhere to its Manifesto promise to "remove indignities for trans people who deserve recognition and acceptance."
September 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Keir Starmer has appointed as his new Comms Director Tim Allan who was a board member of the hate group Sex Matters. It's no longer even pretending to adhere to its Manifesto promise to "remove indignities for trans people who deserve recognition and acceptance."
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it is no business of ours what’s at the bottom of the ocean and we should keep our noses out
August 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
it is no business of ours what’s at the bottom of the ocean and we should keep our noses out
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This is the person Scottish Labour is lining up to defend, and who the entire GC movement has turned into their hero
July 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This is the person Scottish Labour is lining up to defend, and who the entire GC movement has turned into their hero
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I'm not sure this nickname will have the impact they think it will
June 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I'm not sure this nickname will have the impact they think it will
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GRMA London.
To all the groups who turned out today fair fucks
See yis again August 20th
They're already on the back foot.
We will fight.
We will win.
FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
Some friends have set up a crowd fund to take on the British witch-hunt 👇
Donate here: www.crowdjustice.com/case/liam-og...
To all the groups who turned out today fair fucks
See yis again August 20th
They're already on the back foot.
We will fight.
We will win.
FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
Some friends have set up a crowd fund to take on the British witch-hunt 👇
Donate here: www.crowdjustice.com/case/liam-og...
June 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
GRMA London.
To all the groups who turned out today fair fucks
See yis again August 20th
They're already on the back foot.
We will fight.
We will win.
FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
Some friends have set up a crowd fund to take on the British witch-hunt 👇
Donate here: www.crowdjustice.com/case/liam-og...
To all the groups who turned out today fair fucks
See yis again August 20th
They're already on the back foot.
We will fight.
We will win.
FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
Some friends have set up a crowd fund to take on the British witch-hunt 👇
Donate here: www.crowdjustice.com/case/liam-og...
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“Stupid fucking judge made me put this on my iPhone,” said the head of the nation’s largest government agency
theonion.com/pete-he...
theonion.com/pete-he...
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stupid fucking judge made me put this on my iPhone,” said the head of the nation’s largest government agency, snapping his fingers to get the attention […]
theonion.com
March 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“Stupid fucking judge made me put this on my iPhone,” said the head of the nation’s largest government agency
theonion.com/pete-he...
theonion.com/pete-he...
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A very old Soviet joke, from an especially dark time:
Foxes are fleeing the USSR in droves.
Q: Why are you running away?
Fox: The Soviets passed a new law that they’re going to arrest all camels.
Q: But you’re foxes!
Fox: Yeah, why don’t *you* try proving to the NKVD that you’re not a camel.
Foxes are fleeing the USSR in droves.
Q: Why are you running away?
Fox: The Soviets passed a new law that they’re going to arrest all camels.
Q: But you’re foxes!
Fox: Yeah, why don’t *you* try proving to the NKVD that you’re not a camel.
If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.
March 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
A very old Soviet joke, from an especially dark time:
Foxes are fleeing the USSR in droves.
Q: Why are you running away?
Fox: The Soviets passed a new law that they’re going to arrest all camels.
Q: But you’re foxes!
Fox: Yeah, why don’t *you* try proving to the NKVD that you’re not a camel.
Foxes are fleeing the USSR in droves.
Q: Why are you running away?
Fox: The Soviets passed a new law that they’re going to arrest all camels.
Q: But you’re foxes!
Fox: Yeah, why don’t *you* try proving to the NKVD that you’re not a camel.
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If you pick up a shell and hold it close to to your ear, you can hear the sound of a ballistics expert shouting at you for contaminating evidence.
March 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If you pick up a shell and hold it close to to your ear, you can hear the sound of a ballistics expert shouting at you for contaminating evidence.
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Donald Trump is a liar but he lies about his achievements not his intentions. I’m finding it hard to keep my temper with people who seem surprised by him doing everything he fucking said he would do. Believe him the first time when he says something terrible.
March 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Donald Trump is a liar but he lies about his achievements not his intentions. I’m finding it hard to keep my temper with people who seem surprised by him doing everything he fucking said he would do. Believe him the first time when he says something terrible.
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Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus 🏴
Happy St. David's Day 🏴
Diolch Dafydd Iwan am y perfformiad arbennig yma o'n hanthem genedlaethol, Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau.
Probably the best anthem in the world (and we're definitely not biased 😉)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4iy...
Happy St. David's Day 🏴
Diolch Dafydd Iwan am y perfformiad arbennig yma o'n hanthem genedlaethol, Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau.
Probably the best anthem in the world (and we're definitely not biased 😉)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4iy...
Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau | Yr anthem lawn | Dafydd Iwan sings full version of Welsh national anthem | S4C
YouTube video by S4C
www.youtube.com
March 1, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus 🏴
Happy St. David's Day 🏴
Diolch Dafydd Iwan am y perfformiad arbennig yma o'n hanthem genedlaethol, Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau.
Probably the best anthem in the world (and we're definitely not biased 😉)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4iy...
Happy St. David's Day 🏴
Diolch Dafydd Iwan am y perfformiad arbennig yma o'n hanthem genedlaethol, Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau.
Probably the best anthem in the world (and we're definitely not biased 😉)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4iy...
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The flying public needs answers. How many FAA personnel were just fired? What positions? And why?
February 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The flying public needs answers. How many FAA personnel were just fired? What positions? And why?
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"It is well-known that most of the mainstream media do not approach a Labour Government in a neutral way.
Some blatantly misrepresent what is happening, but more often they simply do not report activity, leaving people with a sense that the government is doing nothing."
Some blatantly misrepresent what is happening, but more often they simply do not report activity, leaving people with a sense that the government is doing nothing."
Government is busy: but the media are not telling you
Despite what the press tells us, the government is very busy, often doing popular things. But you wouldn’t know it from the press coverage
eastangliabylines.co.uk
February 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
"It is well-known that most of the mainstream media do not approach a Labour Government in a neutral way.
Some blatantly misrepresent what is happening, but more often they simply do not report activity, leaving people with a sense that the government is doing nothing."
Some blatantly misrepresent what is happening, but more often they simply do not report activity, leaving people with a sense that the government is doing nothing."
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hello I wrote an article about being trans and not existing sure hope absolutely everyone enjoys it 😀 medium.com/@samnicorest...
Trans People Don’t Exist
A trans comedian writes about self-identity, anti-woke podcasters and the female penis.
medium.com
February 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
hello I wrote an article about being trans and not existing sure hope absolutely everyone enjoys it 😀 medium.com/@samnicorest...
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Stong front line, Midfield is bit ropey, Macron will have a hard time marshalling that back four. Interesting game ahead.
February 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Stong front line, Midfield is bit ropey, Macron will have a hard time marshalling that back four. Interesting game ahead.
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Harry Kane's dad is Irish, I wonder if this applies to him? 🤔
@jdportes.bsky.social @sundersays.bsky.social Douglas Murray basically saying children of migrants can never be truly British
February 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Harry Kane's dad is Irish, I wonder if this applies to him? 🤔
TikTok - Make Your Day
vm.tiktok.com
February 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI
February 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI
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Notice Melania Trump didn't wear a massive hat to prevent a kiss from Gavin Newsom.
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January 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Notice Melania Trump didn't wear a massive hat to prevent a kiss from Gavin Newsom.
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This is important & necessary. I’d add only that a) It’s clear many of the political & media figures deliberately ignoring these facts are playing with the sort of fire we saw on our streets this summer & b) Laura Kuenssberg’s failure to point this out to Farage was an appalling dereliction of duty.
Some people in recent days have alleged a ‘cover-up’ over the grooming & rape of hundreds of young girls in predominantly northern UK towns, leading to calls for a ‘national’ public inquiry into child sexual exploitation
FWIW here’s a non-exhaustive list of inquiries into #CSE in last 12 yrs…
FWIW here’s a non-exhaustive list of inquiries into #CSE in last 12 yrs…
January 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This is important & necessary. I’d add only that a) It’s clear many of the political & media figures deliberately ignoring these facts are playing with the sort of fire we saw on our streets this summer & b) Laura Kuenssberg’s failure to point this out to Farage was an appalling dereliction of duty.
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resolutions 2025:
- learn harmonica in case i go to prison
- learn how tally marks work in case i go to prison
- practice stealing the warden's keys without waking him
- learn harmonica in case i go to prison
- learn how tally marks work in case i go to prison
- practice stealing the warden's keys without waking him
January 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
resolutions 2025:
- learn harmonica in case i go to prison
- learn how tally marks work in case i go to prison
- practice stealing the warden's keys without waking him
- learn harmonica in case i go to prison
- learn how tally marks work in case i go to prison
- practice stealing the warden's keys without waking him