Colt Smith
@acoltsmith.bsky.social
Environmental Scientist, Comic, worried about something
Vogons no longer lay claim to the galaxy's worst poetry.
Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
September 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Vogons no longer lay claim to the galaxy's worst poetry.
Not to get too excited but it looks like Caleb Williams met a grizzled yet wise hobo who taught him the secret of staying calm in the pocket. #Bears #NFLPreseason
August 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Not to get too excited but it looks like Caleb Williams met a grizzled yet wise hobo who taught him the secret of staying calm in the pocket. #Bears #NFLPreseason
Don't let it be forgot that once there was a spot. For one brief shining moment that was known as CRAPalot.
RFK Jr. celebrated on Sunday by taking shirtless selfies and swimming in an E. coli-ridden, sewage-infested creek where swimming, notably, has been banned by the National Park Service, thanks to the whole...poop water issue.
RFK Jr. Took His Grandkids for a Dip in a Sewage-Contaminated Creek For Mother’s Day
The National Park Service bans swimming in Rock Creek due to “high levels of bacteria.”
www.vanityfair.com
May 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Don't let it be forgot that once there was a spot. For one brief shining moment that was known as CRAPalot.
This is brilliant, but we need to stop these unfair comparisons of Trump and Hitler.
Hitler improved his county’s economy.
Hitler improved his county’s economy.
Larry David: My Dinner With Adolf www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/o...
Opinion | Larry David: My Dinner With Adolf
When a private meeting goes unexpectedly.
www.nytimes.com
April 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This is brilliant, but we need to stop these unfair comparisons of Trump and Hitler.
Hitler improved his county’s economy.
Hitler improved his county’s economy.
He's mad Bishop Budde stole his "have mercy" line at the inauguration.
So, is John Stamos MAGA now?
Curious how he got there considering he supported Harris last year - especially since Trump is actually losing support and not becoming more popular lmao
Curious how he got there considering he supported Harris last year - especially since Trump is actually losing support and not becoming more popular lmao
April 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
He's mad Bishop Budde stole his "have mercy" line at the inauguration.
Cool that Chuck Schumer got cast as Neville Chamberlain in the fascism reboot.
March 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Cool that Chuck Schumer got cast as Neville Chamberlain in the fascism reboot.
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New Yorkers: Call Sen. Gillibrand’s office to vote NO on cloture and NO on the Republican Spending Bill.
They vote in the morning.
☎️: (202) 224-4451
They vote in the morning.
☎️: (202) 224-4451
March 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
New Yorkers: Call Sen. Gillibrand’s office to vote NO on cloture and NO on the Republican Spending Bill.
They vote in the morning.
☎️: (202) 224-4451
They vote in the morning.
☎️: (202) 224-4451
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
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Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken
Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken
TACOMA, WA—Operating on pure natural instinct while leaping into action to protect his beloved owners, heroic dog Snickers saved a local family of five from the threat of an herb-roasted chicken, sour...
theonion.com
February 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken
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If I get to 100k followers on here I’ll post @samreich.bsky.social ’s phone number
December 27, 2024 at 8:23 AM
If I get to 100k followers on here I’ll post @samreich.bsky.social ’s phone number
Happy 2024 Hater's Guide to the William Sonoma Catalog Day to all who celebrate.
The 2024 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[walks out to greet you as you pull into my circular driveway] There you are! Oh my goodness, look at you! You look so festive! Why don’t you leave your bags in the breezeway for now and come on in? A...
defector.com
December 20, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Happy 2024 Hater's Guide to the William Sonoma Catalog Day to all who celebrate.
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Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built
theonion.com/congress-thr...
theonion.com/congress-thr...
December 11, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built
theonion.com/congress-thr...
theonion.com/congress-thr...
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Dr: do you eat healthy?
Me: of course I eat the quinoas, the kales
Dr:
Me: the hummuses
Dr: I’m gonna put no
Me: ok
Me: of course I eat the quinoas, the kales
Dr:
Me: the hummuses
Dr: I’m gonna put no
Me: ok
December 11, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Dr: do you eat healthy?
Me: of course I eat the quinoas, the kales
Dr:
Me: the hummuses
Dr: I’m gonna put no
Me: ok
Me: of course I eat the quinoas, the kales
Dr:
Me: the hummuses
Dr: I’m gonna put no
Me: ok
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Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
December 11, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
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My review of Christmas with the Kranks:
December 4, 2024 at 11:32 PM
My review of Christmas with the Kranks:
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I love that Biden has essentially become Ray Patterson from The Simpsons.
December 2, 2024 at 12:56 AM
I love that Biden has essentially become Ray Patterson from The Simpsons.
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Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.
We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
November 12, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.
We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
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The guy at the DMV asks if I want to retake the photo because I look angry in the first one.
"I AM angry."
"But this ID doesn't get renewed for six years."
"I'll still be angry in six years."
The guy at the DMV asks if I want to retake the photo because I look angry in the first one.
"I AM angry."
"But this ID doesn't get renewed for six years."
"I'll still be angry in six years."
June 5, 2024 at 8:57 AM
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The guy at the DMV asks if I want to retake the photo because I look angry in the first one.
"I AM angry."
"But this ID doesn't get renewed for six years."
"I'll still be angry in six years."
The guy at the DMV asks if I want to retake the photo because I look angry in the first one.
"I AM angry."
"But this ID doesn't get renewed for six years."
"I'll still be angry in six years."
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I need to watch some gay penguins for my mental health 🏳️🌈
June 5, 2024 at 11:11 AM
I need to watch some gay penguins for my mental health 🏳️🌈
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Looking at trees until I feel better
How long have you been looking at trees
I don't know I don't look at clocks
How long have you been looking at trees
I don't know I don't look at clocks
June 5, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Looking at trees until I feel better
How long have you been looking at trees
I don't know I don't look at clocks
How long have you been looking at trees
I don't know I don't look at clocks
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this is like your mom saying “no McDonald’s, we have food at home” except back home she drowns you in the bathtub
February 7, 2024 at 2:15 AM
this is like your mom saying “no McDonald’s, we have food at home” except back home she drowns you in the bathtub
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Omg this is so good.
January 1, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Omg this is so good.