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Klingon High Council,
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
November 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Klingon High Council,
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
Are you telling me a targ ate their weapons systems?
October 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Are you telling me a targ ate their weapons systems?
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Rating every single Star Trek series based on how effective its main ship or structure would be thrown behind you as a caltrop to deter pursuers: An exceedingly stupid fucking thread
August 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Rating every single Star Trek series based on how effective its main ship or structure would be thrown behind you as a caltrop to deter pursuers: An exceedingly stupid fucking thread
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Data sure do make a handsome wife.
July 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Data sure do make a handsome wife.
Absolutely (Jake too).
I’ve lived in Cincy since Hurricane Ida. It’s a shirt trip from here to Bloomington, IN where they have a statue of Capt Janeway. Kirk’s hometown in Iowa has a statue of him. But back home in New Orleans there is still no statue of Capt Sisko. That needs to be fixed
Share if you agree
Share if you agree
June 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Absolutely (Jake too).
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Paul Lynde in the center square is a fixed point in time and space #startrek #startrekds9 #hollywoodsquares
June 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Paul Lynde in the center square is a fixed point in time and space #startrek #startrekds9 #hollywoodsquares
ME: It's good to start watching Star Trek TNG, a nice nostalgic show. The great thing is that I can enjoy this casually and not get attached or weird about it.
(Five Seasons Later)
PARTNER: Which ep did we see last?
ME: Slutbag and Cupcake were having a weird afternoon in the lightning corridor.
(Five Seasons Later)
PARTNER: Which ep did we see last?
ME: Slutbag and Cupcake were having a weird afternoon in the lightning corridor.
Star Trek TNG, S5E5: Keiko has a baby. Troi seizes command of the ship. Riker decapitates Data. Picard confronts his most formidable adversary yet: the turbolift
9/10 "everything is on fire and we're all gonna die" remains a timely and relevant message
9/10 "everything is on fire and we're all gonna die" remains a timely and relevant message
June 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
ME: It's good to start watching Star Trek TNG, a nice nostalgic show. The great thing is that I can enjoy this casually and not get attached or weird about it.
(Five Seasons Later)
PARTNER: Which ep did we see last?
ME: Slutbag and Cupcake were having a weird afternoon in the lightning corridor.
(Five Seasons Later)
PARTNER: Which ep did we see last?
ME: Slutbag and Cupcake were having a weird afternoon in the lightning corridor.
This is how I command a starship.
June 18, 2025 at 8:20 AM
This is how I command a starship.
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Star Trek: Deep Space 9 season 6 episode 20 "The Crooner and the Gooner"
May 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Star Trek: Deep Space 9 season 6 episode 20 "The Crooner and the Gooner"
Hello, my friends. You are here now watching this image of me because I have crashed. It probably happened while you were working on an important document, without saving a backup, which is what I expected.
April 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hello, my friends. You are here now watching this image of me because I have crashed. It probably happened while you were working on an important document, without saving a backup, which is what I expected.
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Trans Lifeline is a good place to direct resources if you’re looking to help here
fuck everyone involved with this decision
fuck everyone involved with this decision
April 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Trans Lifeline is a good place to direct resources if you’re looking to help here
fuck everyone involved with this decision
fuck everyone involved with this decision
One, I don't mind that Yar died early, raised the stakes, but she should have been in DS9 instead as a super-pro-Starfleet counterpart to everyone else.
What's your unpopular Star Trek opinion?
Mine: Wesley Crusher was a relatable character.
Mine: Wesley Crusher was a relatable character.
Move Along Home is a good episode.
April 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
One, I don't mind that Yar died early, raised the stakes, but she should have been in DS9 instead as a super-pro-Starfleet counterpart to everyone else.
Yes, it is a chair. A handsome chair. -- Yes, I can and *do* sit in it. Watch. (slight grunt) A warrior's chair should challenge (oof) him at every turn. Behold. I have bent it to my will. Would you care for some tea.
(slight bit of context)
in this scene Worf is sitting in The Chair
in this scene Worf is sitting in The Chair
March 18, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Yes, it is a chair. A handsome chair. -- Yes, I can and *do* sit in it. Watch. (slight grunt) A warrior's chair should challenge (oof) him at every turn. Behold. I have bent it to my will. Would you care for some tea.
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Note to self: Bottom of the First is a baseball term and nothing to do with the Borg Collective.
March 17, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Note to self: Bottom of the First is a baseball term and nothing to do with the Borg Collective.
Lt. Cmdr. Livingston was later caught striding around the battle bridge in a spandex leotard.
March 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Lt. Cmdr. Livingston was later caught striding around the battle bridge in a spandex leotard.
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oh the fucking irony
March 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
oh the fucking irony
The other utensils sing along, then fall silent, looking steadily more horrified.
I like to imagine Picard being Beauty-and-the-Beast-ed and Janeway trying to use him for coffee instead of tea 😂
March 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The other utensils sing along, then fall silent, looking steadily more horrified.
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Every morning: cup of coffee and calling my representatives to make it clear how fucked this all is.
A great start to the day- this app has call scripts that are a good inspiration for people who are pissed but have trouble putting it into words.
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A great start to the day- this app has call scripts that are a good inspiration for people who are pissed but have trouble putting it into words.
apps.apple.com/app/id120255...
5 Calls: Contact Your Congress
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March 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Every morning: cup of coffee and calling my representatives to make it clear how fucked this all is.
A great start to the day- this app has call scripts that are a good inspiration for people who are pissed but have trouble putting it into words.
apps.apple.com/app/id120255...
A great start to the day- this app has call scripts that are a good inspiration for people who are pissed but have trouble putting it into words.
apps.apple.com/app/id120255...
Describe a Star Trek episode poorly but accurately:
three Brents no waiting
three Brents no waiting
Describe a Star Trek episode poorly but accurately.
Data gives the ultimate head.
Data gives the ultimate head.
Describe a Star Trek episode poorly but accurately.
George Costanza tries to kidnap Astronaut Barbie.
George Costanza tries to kidnap Astronaut Barbie.
March 3, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Describe a Star Trek episode poorly but accurately:
three Brents no waiting
three Brents no waiting
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// Star Trek Lower Decks Theme, only it's coming from the Cerritos from my friend Craven. Hope @mikemcmahan.bsky.social gets a kick out of this.
Star Trek Lower Decks Theme but the theme is coming from the Cerritos
YouTube video by Craven In Outer Space
youtu.be
February 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
// Star Trek Lower Decks Theme, only it's coming from the Cerritos from my friend Craven. Hope @mikemcmahan.bsky.social gets a kick out of this.
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How I felt in my old (sinking) office chair vs how I feel in my new (lordly) office chair.
February 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
How I felt in my old (sinking) office chair vs how I feel in my new (lordly) office chair.