Dracula
@justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social
Hobby game maker
Professional inventor of strawbarinara
Professional inventor of strawbarinara
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Dracula
@justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social
· Mar 18
Belonging by Ian
Finding where you belong
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If you've ever wanted to find your place in the universe, if you were a collection of rectangles, have I the 75 second game for you!
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You can literally gamble on climate change 🫠
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You can literally gamble on climate change 🫠
Why did no one tell me everyone smokes cigs in Paris?!
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Why did no one tell me everyone smokes cigs in Paris?!
London with my love would cure me
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
London with my love would cure me
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The Frankenstein family portrait, oil on linen, 120x150cm
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The Frankenstein family portrait, oil on linen, 120x150cm
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I'm gonna miss these crows when we move. They're not like friends with me or anything, it's fully one sided and there will be new crows. But still.
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I'm gonna miss these crows when we move. They're not like friends with me or anything, it's fully one sided and there will be new crows. But still.
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blowing one man does *not* make you a "throat goat"
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
blowing one man does *not* make you a "throat goat"
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What's a strawbarinara opinion that has you like this?
October 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
What's a strawbarinara opinion that has you like this?
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We are the sons of the honks that you couldn’t shoo
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We are the sons of the honks that you couldn’t shoo
Breaking 🚨: new weed slang just dropped!
Green grit
Noun
Marijuana cigarette
¡Limited time offer!
¡Royalty free for the first 90 days!
*Strawbarina LLC is not responsible for any legal troubles that come with using our product.
Green grit
Noun
Marijuana cigarette
¡Limited time offer!
¡Royalty free for the first 90 days!
*Strawbarina LLC is not responsible for any legal troubles that come with using our product.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Breaking 🚨: new weed slang just dropped!
Green grit
Noun
Marijuana cigarette
¡Limited time offer!
¡Royalty free for the first 90 days!
*Strawbarina LLC is not responsible for any legal troubles that come with using our product.
Green grit
Noun
Marijuana cigarette
¡Limited time offer!
¡Royalty free for the first 90 days!
*Strawbarina LLC is not responsible for any legal troubles that come with using our product.
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fuck this. i'm going communist
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
fuck this. i'm going communist
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that entire eric adams ziwe interview:
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
that entire eric adams ziwe interview:
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this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
Arc raiders? That dinosaur game?
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Arc raiders? That dinosaur game?
I'll bravely stand side by side with Kimmy here and proudly say I also think psychics are full of shit
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I'll bravely stand side by side with Kimmy here and proudly say I also think psychics are full of shit
*saturday 8:01 am* loudest thing in the world
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
*saturday 8:01 am* loudest thing in the world
The heart without art is just 'he'
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The heart without art is just 'he'
Eating pancakes alone like a man without a job
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Eating pancakes alone like a man without a job
Lemon pepper wet
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Lemon pepper wet
My party trick is a forgotten knowledge too powerful to be unleashed in a skeet
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My party trick is a forgotten knowledge too powerful to be unleashed in a skeet
Leftists should of held there nose and voted for Jimmy Carter but they wanted to play purity politics and we got Reagan
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Leftists should of held there nose and voted for Jimmy Carter but they wanted to play purity politics and we got Reagan
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We, as a society, have decided to collectively forget the tv show Californication, and the world is better for it
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
We, as a society, have decided to collectively forget the tv show Californication, and the world is better for it
if you walk through the garden
you better watch your back
if you pick my strawberry
you'll never get the hand back
you better watch your back
if you pick my strawberry
you'll never get the hand back
November 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
if you walk through the garden
you better watch your back
if you pick my strawberry
you'll never get the hand back
you better watch your back
if you pick my strawberry
you'll never get the hand back