Dracula
@justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social
Hobby game maker
Professional inventor of strawbarinara
Professional inventor of strawbarinara
You can literally gamble on climate change 🫠
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You can literally gamble on climate change 🫠
Lemon pepper wet
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Lemon pepper wet
killing myself because Ai told me id become a writer
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
killing myself because Ai told me id become a writer
When you say something normal
October 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
When you say something normal
You know what time it is
October 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
You know what time it is
Imagine getting the "are we the baddies" cap skull tattooed. Cringe 😂
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Imagine getting the "are we the baddies" cap skull tattooed. Cringe 😂
What's a strawbarinara opinion that has you like this?
October 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
What's a strawbarinara opinion that has you like this?
Love when they're already blocked
October 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Love when they're already blocked
bezos eyes and forhead, some other man's jaw
October 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
bezos eyes and forhead, some other man's jaw
For the curious
October 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
For the curious
Unironically I love this
September 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Unironically I love this
Anyone need anything?
September 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Anyone need anything?
They said I couldn't do it. They said strawbarinara couldn't be used as sauce on pizza.
I've proved the haters false.
The doubters run for the hills.
Because they observed. They saw what was made. Behold
I've proved the haters false.
The doubters run for the hills.
Because they observed. They saw what was made. Behold
September 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
They said I couldn't do it. They said strawbarinara couldn't be used as sauce on pizza.
I've proved the haters false.
The doubters run for the hills.
Because they observed. They saw what was made. Behold
I've proved the haters false.
The doubters run for the hills.
Because they observed. They saw what was made. Behold
Invalid handle goes hard
June 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Invalid handle goes hard
Without saying Ireland, who has the best white people?
June 21, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Without saying Ireland, who has the best white people?
