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What amount of socks constitutes "enough"?
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
They are still leaf blowing
The yard is 50ft2
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My neighbors are doing a good job of helping me be really fucking ready to move. What could you possibly still be leaf blowing over there??
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It is very covered in clothes moths and I might have to just toss it
Finding a giant black linen dress I forgot I had: the das popital story
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Finding a giant black linen dress I forgot I had: the das popital story
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Friendly reminder that Obama murdered an American citizen in a drone strike on a wedding in a foreign country
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I was scrolling and genuinely thought this was piss christ
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I'm gonna miss these crows when we move. They're not like friends with me or anything, it's fully one sided and there will be new crows. But still.
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Really disrespectful that no one is calling him Penis Cheney in their obits, nicknames are not appropriate in formal use
November 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Me to my cats: I am your god
Also me to my cats: stop looking at me I don't have anything for you
November 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Lip combo this lip combo that as if its ever anything other than brown lip liner
November 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Getting turnt on na Heineken
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 AM
So nice of them to evict Andrew to make room for me
October 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Sometimes I wish I'd never learned the difference between hanged and hung
October 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My little cat who's mostly only into strawberry ice cream when it comes to ppl food just ate a bit of vegan deli slice and loved it lol
October 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Wrote an amazing poem in my head as I was falling asleep last night so of course it's lost to the ether
October 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'm stressed which has given me an eye bump so I can't do weird makeup to destress what doooo?
October 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Charlie brown and the great pumpkin:an act of cultural genocide. In this essay I will
October 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Nothing like getting an email that begins with, "I'm incredibly sorry" that turns out to not be a huge deal
October 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Multiple people were arrested just in Denver? Wtf are these people on about and why is your event being completely neutered something to brag about?
October 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I didn't really enjoy dragon age veilguard but also I've been kind of wanting to replay it
October 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
How come other animals can cut off blood flow to their feet to avoid cold damage but when I do it I get chilblains
October 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Girl I went to college with has a 3 month old baby and I swear to god it looks just like Andrew Garfield
October 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Ok so dudes friends were trying to sell him on SINNERS, they explain the metaphors re:black culture and the vampire metaphor. He goes, derogatorily, oh so it's a *Juneteenth* movie?
These people at the next table are having an insane conversation
October 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
These people at the next table are having an insane conversation
October 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM