🏳️⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
Melissa / Jansjo | she/her girl | Seattle | 🏳️⚧️ | Single 👉🏻👈🏻
@Transjobakken on the bird website
jansjo.website on the websites website
@Transjobakken on the bird website
jansjo.website on the websites website
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im trying to form the worst transfem hip-hop group in the pacific northwest who wants in?
seeking: 1-4 trans women in the Seattle area who cannot fucking rap
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February 6, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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season 1 house md plot: the hospitals board wants to fire house for being too reckless
real season 8 episode: house bets wilson $100 he can disprove asexuality and then he does and when he gets the $100 he sets it on fire and uses it to light a big cigar
real season 8 episode: house bets wilson $100 he can disprove asexuality and then he does and when he gets the $100 he sets it on fire and uses it to light a big cigar
February 6, 2026 at 11:08 AM
season 1 house md plot: the hospitals board wants to fire house for being too reckless
real season 8 episode: house bets wilson $100 he can disprove asexuality and then he does and when he gets the $100 he sets it on fire and uses it to light a big cigar
real season 8 episode: house bets wilson $100 he can disprove asexuality and then he does and when he gets the $100 he sets it on fire and uses it to light a big cigar
highly recommend season 8 of House MD. the show is fully off the rails at this point and everyone's sick of house's shit but they've all just given up and decided they can live with the toxicity. start with season 7 around episode 20 and see house get hooked on experimental rat drugs
February 6, 2026 at 11:00 AM
highly recommend season 8 of House MD. the show is fully off the rails at this point and everyone's sick of house's shit but they've all just given up and decided they can live with the toxicity. start with season 7 around episode 20 and see house get hooked on experimental rat drugs
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there are definitely very annoying aspects to this website but i have to be honest, a lot of people’s complaints can easily be solved by following people who post good instead of post bad
February 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
there are definitely very annoying aspects to this website but i have to be honest, a lot of people’s complaints can easily be solved by following people who post good instead of post bad
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"why do you have to post and repost messages about the BDS boycott every time there's a new game announcement or set of trailers"
because there's this weird phenomenon of active forgetting that Microsoft is a tech partner of one of the most heinous crimes against humanity happening on earth today
because there's this weird phenomenon of active forgetting that Microsoft is a tech partner of one of the most heinous crimes against humanity happening on earth today
February 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
"why do you have to post and repost messages about the BDS boycott every time there's a new game announcement or set of trailers"
because there's this weird phenomenon of active forgetting that Microsoft is a tech partner of one of the most heinous crimes against humanity happening on earth today
because there's this weird phenomenon of active forgetting that Microsoft is a tech partner of one of the most heinous crimes against humanity happening on earth today
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some day 🥲
June 18, 2024 at 9:30 PM
some day 🥲
i really need a win right now
February 5, 2026 at 10:41 AM
i really need a win right now
oh thats gore. thats gore of my comfort character
February 2, 2026 at 10:40 AM
oh thats gore. thats gore of my comfort character
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Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
February 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
double feature idea:
I Saw The TV Glow (2024) and Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)
I Saw The TV Glow (2024) and Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)
February 1, 2026 at 11:25 AM
double feature idea:
I Saw The TV Glow (2024) and Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)
I Saw The TV Glow (2024) and Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)
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whole comic was based on these two tweets
coming soon: the other comics
coming soon: the other comics
October 16, 2024 at 11:49 PM
whole comic was based on these two tweets
coming soon: the other comics
coming soon: the other comics
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October 16, 2024 at 11:46 PM
starfleet academy is a sickeningly racist show hiding behind a paper thin veneer of progressive #girlboss nonsense
anyway we had to finish out voyager to get ready for White Guilt Academy
January 24, 2026 at 10:49 PM
starfleet academy is a sickeningly racist show hiding behind a paper thin veneer of progressive #girlboss nonsense
we finally finished voyager. definitely my favorite star trek, it's like if next generation was fun
January 24, 2026 at 10:43 PM
we finally finished voyager. definitely my favorite star trek, it's like if next generation was fun
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
January 24, 2026 at 10:30 PM
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
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It’s back on baby
January 19, 2026 at 6:48 PM
It’s back on baby
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the when be like “skeeball sorcerer”
January 24, 2026 at 4:59 PM
the when be like “skeeball sorcerer”
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we have a $250 bill due next wednesday. the fridge is empty. he got a job that starts monday but it'll take awhile before things start to stabilize. i'm scared.
i'm making moves but i'm far from results. my account is empty after getting 3/4 of gas. i have a big trip tomorrow that will eat through that and that i could use money for. also low on food and other essentials. any help is appreciated.
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$JunkBlader
PayPal.me/junkblader
vm junkblader
$JunkBlader
PayPal.me/junkblader
January 23, 2026 at 9:29 PM
we have a $250 bill due next wednesday. the fridge is empty. he got a job that starts monday but it'll take awhile before things start to stabilize. i'm scared.
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remember: if you’re getting the urge to fed post, the walls of a public bathroom are unsurveilled and will reach more people
January 24, 2026 at 5:41 PM
remember: if you’re getting the urge to fed post, the walls of a public bathroom are unsurveilled and will reach more people
learning lots of new words from tumblr lately for example "transandrophobia" and "omorashi"
January 23, 2026 at 8:33 PM
learning lots of new words from tumblr lately for example "transandrophobia" and "omorashi"
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Washington- they’re trying the internet age restriction stuff here. Do you want to give up *your* privacy because someone else can’t properly parent *their* children? Comment, call, don’t let it pass!
Do you live in Washington State?
I need you to do two things:
1) Go here (app.leg.wa.gov/billsummary?...) & read HB 2112.
2) Go here (app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2112) & leave a comment urging your representatives to vote AGAINST the bill.
This is SERIOUS shit. Please!
My comment in the BLUE images.
I need you to do two things:
1) Go here (app.leg.wa.gov/billsummary?...) & read HB 2112.
2) Go here (app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2112) & leave a comment urging your representatives to vote AGAINST the bill.
This is SERIOUS shit. Please!
My comment in the BLUE images.
January 23, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Washington- they’re trying the internet age restriction stuff here. Do you want to give up *your* privacy because someone else can’t properly parent *their* children? Comment, call, don’t let it pass!