🏳️⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
Melissa / Jansjo | she/her girl | Seattle | 🏳️⚧️ | Single 👉🏻👈🏻
@Transjobakken on the bird website
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@Transjobakken on the bird website
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im trying to form the worst transfem hip-hop group in the pacific northwest who wants in?
seeking: 1-4 trans women in the Seattle area who cannot fucking rap
might fuck around and celebrate Kwanzaa this year
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
might fuck around and celebrate Kwanzaa this year
is temu a little bit sketch or extremely sketch?
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
is temu a little bit sketch or extremely sketch?
Double Feature idea:
Madea's Destination Wedding (2025) & Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
Madea's Destination Wedding (2025) & Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Double Feature idea:
Madea's Destination Wedding (2025) & Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
Madea's Destination Wedding (2025) & Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
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It's still wild that Doug was a whole genre of cartoon in the 1990s, (just like Scooby Doo was a genre in the 1970s,) and every network had multiple better Dougs than Doug, even/especially the networks that aired Doug.
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
It's still wild that Doug was a whole genre of cartoon in the 1990s, (just like Scooby Doo was a genre in the 1970s,) and every network had multiple better Dougs than Doug, even/especially the networks that aired Doug.
BREAKING NEWS:
AntiFa has announced new film project "Triumph of the Won't"
AntiFa has announced new film project "Triumph of the Won't"
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
AntiFa has announced new film project "Triumph of the Won't"
AntiFa has announced new film project "Triumph of the Won't"
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this is where I'm using the computer from
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
this is where I'm using the computer from
unfortunately i wanna kill myself
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
unfortunately i wanna kill myself
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streaming is piracy but you're paying a middleman to absolve you of guilt lol.
November 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
streaming is piracy but you're paying a middleman to absolve you of guilt lol.
so space jam 2 wasnt very good does anybody know about this
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
so space jam 2 wasnt very good does anybody know about this
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I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
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dd/mm/yyyy? mm/dd/yyyy?
NO MORE AMBIGUITY I PROPOSE A NEW UNIVERSAL DATE FORMAT THAT REFLECTS THE NESTED NATURE OF THESE TIME UNITS:
yy[m[dd]m]yy
i expect today to be remembered forever as 20[1[19]1]25, the first time the best date standard was ever used
NO MORE AMBIGUITY I PROPOSE A NEW UNIVERSAL DATE FORMAT THAT REFLECTS THE NESTED NATURE OF THESE TIME UNITS:
yy[m[dd]m]yy
i expect today to be remembered forever as 20[1[19]1]25, the first time the best date standard was ever used
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 AM
dd/mm/yyyy? mm/dd/yyyy?
NO MORE AMBIGUITY I PROPOSE A NEW UNIVERSAL DATE FORMAT THAT REFLECTS THE NESTED NATURE OF THESE TIME UNITS:
yy[m[dd]m]yy
i expect today to be remembered forever as 20[1[19]1]25, the first time the best date standard was ever used
NO MORE AMBIGUITY I PROPOSE A NEW UNIVERSAL DATE FORMAT THAT REFLECTS THE NESTED NATURE OF THESE TIME UNITS:
yy[m[dd]m]yy
i expect today to be remembered forever as 20[1[19]1]25, the first time the best date standard was ever used
every day on tumblr im inundated with people from Gaza begging for help to escape death whether by massacre or starvation. begging random people on the internet because our governments at best refuse to act and are actively funding the genocide at worst.
superman (2025) glorifies this process
superman (2025) glorifies this process
last night we watched gemini man (2 will smith) which was interestingly similar to superman in its implicit support of the us military dressed up as criticism of paramilitary corporations. very ready player "the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke" one
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
every day on tumblr im inundated with people from Gaza begging for help to escape death whether by massacre or starvation. begging random people on the internet because our governments at best refuse to act and are actively funding the genocide at worst.
superman (2025) glorifies this process
superman (2025) glorifies this process
young sheldon is in fortnite
tim and Eric are in fortnite
wallace and gromit are in fortnite
Abbot and Costello are in fortnite
loss is in fortnite
I have receipts
tim and Eric are in fortnite
wallace and gromit are in fortnite
Abbot and Costello are in fortnite
loss is in fortnite
I have receipts
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 AM
young sheldon is in fortnite
tim and Eric are in fortnite
wallace and gromit are in fortnite
Abbot and Costello are in fortnite
loss is in fortnite
I have receipts
tim and Eric are in fortnite
wallace and gromit are in fortnite
Abbot and Costello are in fortnite
loss is in fortnite
I have receipts
these people are beyond parody. decker must team up with tahliiban to defeat dracula
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 AM
these people are beyond parody. decker must team up with tahliiban to defeat dracula
Superman (2025), Gemini Man (2019), Captain America: Civil War (2016), etc.
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Superman (2025), Gemini Man (2019), Captain America: Civil War (2016), etc.
we watched superman (2025) and super buddies (2013) (the 14th air bud movie (in which air buds children find the "rings of inspiron" and become "super puppies" (they fight crime))]
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 AM
we watched superman (2025) and super buddies (2013) (the 14th air bud movie (in which air buds children find the "rings of inspiron" and become "super puppies" (they fight crime))]
so far half the time this is fun nostalgia and the other half is oh god get me out i already escaped the 2010s once i can't go back i can't go back i can't go back
im pulling out of spotify so I logged into bandcamp for the first time in like a decade and i guess i listen exclusively to 2010s electronica now
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
so far half the time this is fun nostalgia and the other half is oh god get me out i already escaped the 2010s once i can't go back i can't go back i can't go back
im pulling out of spotify so I logged into bandcamp for the first time in like a decade and i guess i listen exclusively to 2010s electronica now
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
im pulling out of spotify so I logged into bandcamp for the first time in like a decade and i guess i listen exclusively to 2010s electronica now
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I really really hope this is the last time I have to do this, but my dad and I are still waiting for our new jobs to start/pay us. I'm out of gas, meds, cigs, and cat food and they're all needed. If you can help at all I'd appreciate it.
my dad suffered a freak accident 2 nights ago when a butane torch lighter exploded in his hand, giving him third-degree burns. he had a skin graft today and is going to be out of work for weeks. any help is appreciated
vm SiobhanIrv
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PayPal.me/junkblader
vm SiobhanIrv
$JunkBlader
PayPal.me/junkblader
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I really really hope this is the last time I have to do this, but my dad and I are still waiting for our new jobs to start/pay us. I'm out of gas, meds, cigs, and cat food and they're all needed. If you can help at all I'd appreciate it.
ive always viewed someone watching the game awards or the oscars as kinda like finding out they watch young sheldon
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
ive always viewed someone watching the game awards or the oscars as kinda like finding out they watch young sheldon
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The guy from the "Hit it, Joe!" photoplayer meme is starting his own nonprofit to preserve silent cinema technology:
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
This instrument from the early cinema is disappearing. But not on Joe's watch
Joe Rinaudo is doing everything to ensure his passion for photoplayers, the self-playing pianos that scored silent movies, outlives him even as interest in the instrument has waned for a long time, wi...
www.latimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The guy from the "Hit it, Joe!" photoplayer meme is starting his own nonprofit to preserve silent cinema technology:
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
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The owner of this business is a old, wonderful friend & a former employer of mine, so please, I need all of my Pacific Northwest followers keeping an eye out for this stuff, especially if you run in nerd circles, so that his dream business, built via decades of grinding, can keep running.
KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
GAME OVER: $25k+ of tech stolen from Kent arcade
Tens of thousands of dollars worth of vintage video game equipment was stolen from a Kent arcade this week.
www.kiro7.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The owner of this business is a old, wonderful friend & a former employer of mine, so please, I need all of my Pacific Northwest followers keeping an eye out for this stuff, especially if you run in nerd circles, so that his dream business, built via decades of grinding, can keep running.
Reposted by 🏳️⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
GAME OVER: $25k+ of tech stolen from Kent arcade
Tens of thousands of dollars worth of vintage video game equipment was stolen from a Kent arcade this week.
www.kiro7.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
this and some problematic lesbionics would fix me
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
this and some problematic lesbionics would fix me