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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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Melissa / Jansjo | she/her girl | Seattle | 🏳️‍⚧️ | Single 👉🏻👈🏻
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these people are beyond parody. decker must team up with tahliiban to defeat dracula
"Gunn said he had finished a draft of the script. He said Man of Tomorrow was "as much a Lex movie as it is a Superman movie" and would include the pair working together against a bigger threat. In November, the character Brainiac was confirmed to serve as the film's antagonist."
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Superman (2025), Gemini Man (2019), Captain America: Civil War (2016), etc.
"corporations shouldn't choose what countries get targeted by American imperialism. they should only make those decisions based on, uh... however they were doing it before. which was probably ethical, right?"
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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this and some problematic lesbionics would fix me
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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bluesky hurry up and add drafts so i dont have to post this
"yeah im a gold star chaser (never misgendered the trannies i harass)"
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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ohhh no it's Other M 2 😱
"UPDATE 14TH NOV 2025 / 2:01 PM At the same time as the embargo for this preview, Nintendo released an overview trailer, which confirms, among other things, that NPC companions will play a prominent role throughout the game."
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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me trying to contain the lethal concentrations of yearning radiating from internet connection:
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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incredibly inspired by ppl sampling vinyl + scratching into a loop pedal & im starting to form an idea of what I want to do: drum loops into loop pedal w/ drum machine (dont have record player for vinyl rn), then sample stuff into the loop w/ pocket operator 33 KO, then scratching w/ the wow machine
Donner Circle Looper loop pedal Boss Dr. Rhythm DR-770 drum machine Pocket Operator PO-33 K.O! sampler Headache Sound Wow & Flutter Machine portable scratch instrument
October 10, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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finally, my pretentious roommate will play commander with me again
Magic The Gathering x Ishmael by Daniel Quinn
October 10, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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😎😎😎
October 6, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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im late but here's my suggestion:
Monkey Boy (199something)

it's kinda mid tbh!
movie cover of Monkey Boy (1991 or maybe 1992). there's a weird monkey monster and a teddy bear and the tag line says "They made him. They raised him. Now he's coming out to play."
October 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Sprocket, JR, and Roo from Star Trek Scouts and they're all rising up into the air with a fist extended and they're wearing the heaven's gate away team patch instead of the starfleet insignia and there's a big Heaven's Gate Logo with "The Next Generation" (from Degrassi) added
September 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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(edited) screenshot of a tweet by NES: "Wood $200 Pipes $150 Wires $800 Asbestos $3,600 Doors $150 someone who is good at building houses please help me budget this. my family is dying"
September 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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i think im gonna splurge on some hardware
ive had my eye on the wow machine from headache sound for ages and i think I'm gonna get one. that plus the drum machine and maybe a multitrack. and then eventually a keyboard and some kind of sampler
the music equipment described in the post
September 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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the first rhyme has been written. The Worst Transfem Hip-hop Group In The Pacific Northwest officially begins
screenshot of a tumblr post by jansjo (me) "your bars suck but mine suck suckier. protect the dolls or watch us get Chucky-er🔪" the post is tagged "#worst transfem hiphop group in the pnw"
September 25, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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gimli from lord of the rings: "i fucking hate jimmy kimmel so god damn much" jimmy kimmel (as legolas): "what about side by side with a friend?" gimli: "talk show hosts get the wall after the fascists and before the liberals"
September 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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going to the gay head store does anybody want anything😳
photo of a sign on the side of a building that says "The Gay Head Store. Est. 2022"
September 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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i look like this dm me
"i followed you because of a funny post some time ago, but its been exciting to learn about your bleak personal life and extreme political views"
September 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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i do not remember the eat da hams breakdown
100 tweets from me on the same day that all say variations of "eat da hams"
September 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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only real melissa catastrophe heads remember the eat da hams breakdown
my tweet from Nov 4 2022 "I'm sorry for tweeting &dm-ing "eat da hams" ~100 times in 30 minutes. im not quite ok"
September 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Protect Ya Neck (Bloody Version)
🤡💥clown down💥🤡
September 13, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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September 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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RIP BOZO LIVE ON CAMERA
September 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
Trauma Team for Wii game box but I put a big 2 on it and then I crossed out the 2 (badly) and put a 7 over it
September 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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we gaffwaved the terrible jerry seinfeld poptarts movie but we only got half an hour in because everything takes more than twice as long at 40% speed but then we stumbled onto this gem:
September 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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fanart of botw zelda and link. link is kissing zeldas hand at a table with empty plates. i edited in speech bubbles. zelda: "we absolutely have to go eat at mcdonalds" link: "Zelda." zelda: "it's an emergency" link: "zelda." zelda: "please..."
August 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM