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✨🤎 jamie sommers🤎✨
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#FuckYolandaSaldivar

a masterclass in absurdity, with a splash of social satire and a pinch of existential dread. unexpectedly delightful and a little chaotic🥰 always with a typo (stutter)🤷🏾‍♀️
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✨looking for him✨
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i went down a rabbit hole y’all, what the fuck do humans be doing fr?
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I don’t care what you do or how popping you are. If you don’t have character and discipline in your personal life, it doesn’t matter.
December 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
my. god.
Yikes.
He allegedly threatened to unalive himself in front of his wife, then went to the home of the woman he cheated with/impregnanted & threatened to k!ll her.

Whew.
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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You lose your $6 million a year job because you a horny dummy don't even bother calling or coming home ... just keep driving cause it's gunplay waiting for you at the house.
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
andy just can’t keep it together. sad.
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's
Daughter Simone Confirms Romance With Wrestler Tatyanna Dumas

Andy Dick suffered an apparent drug overdose on the street

Jen Shah OUT OF Jail After Serving 33 Months Behind Bars for Telemarketing Fraud

Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic Author, Dies at 55
December 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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He 40+ and should be very confident! Nothing I post besides an engagement ring, a pregnancy, or a full face photo claiming a man, should get in the way of our future!
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Angel 😮‍💨🔥
December 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
cannot believe how bad debra messing fucked up will&grace for me. woof!
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
tv off (feat. lefty gunplay)
open.spotify.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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People start out with “just a little bit” to “see what all the fuss is about”.

“I love it…but I don’t need it. I can stop anytime I want.”

Artificial intelligence is crack cocaine.
It ruins communities, turns people into zombies, and is "secretly" funded by the government...This tracks
ChatGPT in 2025 is jarringly similar to crack cocaine in 1983.

This metaphor is not fully loaded-bearing, but it is useful.
December 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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All facts 👇🏾
December 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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LISTEN!!!! When Desus & Mero called that lady longback on Jimmy Fallon ALL BLACK PEOPLE KNEW!! I WAS SCREAMING!!
longback
i love Black people, man LMFAOOO we be calling people anything and expect other people to know who we mean DFHDJHFJADK
December 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Sell-outs don't deserve solidarity. I'm so glad to see black people in general (but black women in particular) drag these dudes. There is no need to be out here playing the Dora Milaje for a brother who wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire.
December 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
don’t do shawntae like this.
Lived long enough for Bow Wow to turn into Da Brat
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
WOW!!!! I AM BLOWN AWAY!!

people are really feeding AI all of their….HOLE.LEE.SHIT.

that, “you bring everything to me that matters”, is wild and sad.
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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EYE DO NOT FUCK WITH BLACK PEOPLE WHO DON’T FUCK WITH BLACK PEOPLE.
December 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
before gwen blew out her knee jazzercising, she was a time!
"I blew out my knee jazzercising" 😭😭😭
December 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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bleach blonde bad built butch body
i love Black people, man LMFAOOO we be calling people anything and expect other people to know who we mean DFHDJHFJADK
December 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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I’ll go first: Cocaine Backflip
i love Black people, man LMFAOOO we be calling people anything and expect other people to know who we mean DFHDJHFJADK
December 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Super Freaky Grandma
i love Black people, man LMFAOOO we be calling people anything and expect other people to know who we mean DFHDJHFJADK
December 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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The Avon Lady
i love Black people, man LMFAOOO we be calling people anything and expect other people to know who we mean DFHDJHFJADK
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Brushed braids old rapper
i love Black people, man LMFAOOO we be calling people anything and expect other people to know who we mean DFHDJHFJADK
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Please don't tell any white people who y'all are referring to with your descriptions. Keep them out of our business
December 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM