abonediode
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uncle political compass with axes "cryptic - overt" and "beer - weed"
December 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
uncle political compass with axes "cryptic - overt" and "beer - weed"
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i'm not watching a three minute video "until the end." i'm typing my social security number into an app called virtual dowsing rod
December 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i'm not watching a three minute video "until the end." i'm typing my social security number into an app called virtual dowsing rod
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My wife just took an old pregnancy test we didn't realize had expired during the George W. Bush presidency and her result was "Ace of ♣️: Qusay Hussein". We don't know how to read this or why the Defense department made a bunch of Iraqi Most Wanted playing card branded urine tests. Is Qusay good news
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My wife just took an old pregnancy test we didn't realize had expired during the George W. Bush presidency and her result was "Ace of ♣️: Qusay Hussein". We don't know how to read this or why the Defense department made a bunch of Iraqi Most Wanted playing card branded urine tests. Is Qusay good news
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me, smart, a big-shot university president, paying the Danegeld: that should be the last we hear from the Dane
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
me, smart, a big-shot university president, paying the Danegeld: that should be the last we hear from the Dane
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Hey man are you doing okay. I saw you changed your Nintendo Switch profile icon from that Star Fox babe to a picture of Luigi holding the barrel of a gun against his nuts. Is that from one of the Luigi's Mansions? I'm here for you no matter what but I never played any of em. No spoilers please.
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hey man are you doing okay. I saw you changed your Nintendo Switch profile icon from that Star Fox babe to a picture of Luigi holding the barrel of a gun against his nuts. Is that from one of the Luigi's Mansions? I'm here for you no matter what but I never played any of em. No spoilers please.
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There Aren’t Deals
– The Black Friday Truther
– The Black Friday Truther
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
There Aren’t Deals
– The Black Friday Truther
– The Black Friday Truther
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We should replace democracy with swag
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
We should replace democracy with swag
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![Attention - Photos of your balls have been automatically shared with over one million people.
Fuck You
[Sounds Good.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g63d2jyokogc6gthfjntscas/bafkreic4e56b7aknmmrgh73kjbtc7llm7umaovhqbomedidhsgbgbsg3pi@jpeg)
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Call me spoon the way I’m makeing a stir
October 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Call me spoon the way I’m makeing a stir
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Elevated burger with heightened sauce and hyperreal side of your choice
November 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Elevated burger with heightened sauce and hyperreal side of your choice
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Your account was accessed by an ancient device.
November 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Your account was accessed by an ancient device.
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Guy who keeps his toothpaste in a ramekin and spreads it on his toothbrush with a butterknife
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Guy who keeps his toothpaste in a ramekin and spreads it on his toothbrush with a butterknife
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Anthropologists using drones have recorded extraordinary aerial footage of a previously uncontacted neighbourhood: "It looked like they were having a barbecue"
October 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Anthropologists using drones have recorded extraordinary aerial footage of a previously uncontacted neighbourhood: "It looked like they were having a barbecue"
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
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Having a somethingburger for dinner
February 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Having a somethingburger for dinner
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I loved the subtitling anecdotes
October 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I loved the subtitling anecdotes
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's not FOR us
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Fo-fi beats to fo-fum to
October 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Fo-fi beats to fo-fum to
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My 11yo daughter just walked in the room, looked at the tv, and said "is that a meme." I get she's new to internet culture but no. That is Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant smoking crack. It would be a fire meme tho
September 18, 2024 at 4:34 AM
My 11yo daughter just walked in the room, looked at the tv, and said "is that a meme." I get she's new to internet culture but no. That is Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant smoking crack. It would be a fire meme tho
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They found guitar tabs on Pete townshend's computer. he's not supposed to need those..
September 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
They found guitar tabs on Pete townshend's computer. he's not supposed to need those..
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Calling lunch "lunk" because i've only ever seen it in print
September 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Calling lunch "lunk" because i've only ever seen it in print