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[waving to get the attention of active military member patrolling the grocery store] can you please shoot this coffee it’s too expensive
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I want the evilest person on Bluesky to tell me what the worst thing they ever did was!
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I want the evilest person on Bluesky to tell me what the worst thing they ever did was!
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This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
one of my cats has been yelling at me for 3 years & i think he’s asking me to crowdfund to rent him a separate apartment
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
one of my cats has been yelling at me for 3 years & i think he’s asking me to crowdfund to rent him a separate apartment
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Yes, that is her entire job description.
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Yes, that is her entire job description.
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anyone going to mff: i have a friend who needs a room, please dm me if you have a room
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
anyone going to mff: i have a friend who needs a room, please dm me if you have a room
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#Alaska officials have been on a bear-killing rampage.
They've killed almost 200 over the past three years — and want to hop back into their helicopters and kill more.
The carnage must end, so the Center and allies have taken this to court.
Please join our fight ➡️ https://bit.ly/4nS39jx
They've killed almost 200 over the past three years — and want to hop back into their helicopters and kill more.
The carnage must end, so the Center and allies have taken this to court.
Please join our fight ➡️ https://bit.ly/4nS39jx
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
#Alaska officials have been on a bear-killing rampage.
They've killed almost 200 over the past three years — and want to hop back into their helicopters and kill more.
The carnage must end, so the Center and allies have taken this to court.
Please join our fight ➡️ https://bit.ly/4nS39jx
They've killed almost 200 over the past three years — and want to hop back into their helicopters and kill more.
The carnage must end, so the Center and allies have taken this to court.
Please join our fight ➡️ https://bit.ly/4nS39jx
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Can we say that she should be Fargo’d? Is that allowed.
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Can we say that she should be Fargo’d? Is that allowed.
happy #letterboxdfriday to those who celebrate & a very merry #lastfourwatched
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
happy #letterboxdfriday to those who celebrate & a very merry #lastfourwatched
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Good morning it’s Friday
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Good morning it’s Friday
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my humiliation ritual takes place every single day and consists of being a person who is currently alive on earth
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
my humiliation ritual takes place every single day and consists of being a person who is currently alive on earth
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Everytime a lib comes up with a new pun to describe trump, im allowed to give a child one cigarette
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Everytime a lib comes up with a new pun to describe trump, im allowed to give a child one cigarette
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youve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, an on duty police officer
October 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
youve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, an on duty police officer
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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i'll miss you guys but we should end the internet
October 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
i'll miss you guys but we should end the internet
[auctioning off getting stabbed outside of the white castle in the auctioneer voice]
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
[auctioning off getting stabbed outside of the white castle in the auctioneer voice]
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inhaling deep and creaking like an old ship
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
inhaling deep and creaking like an old ship
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string theory is a theoretical framework in physics that proposes the universe is made of tiny, vibrating strings of cheese
January 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
string theory is a theoretical framework in physics that proposes the universe is made of tiny, vibrating strings of cheese
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in one ear and out 3 others
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
in one ear and out 3 others
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Committing new horrendous acts of evil to distract from past horrendous acts of evil seemed kind of evil, to me. But then I found a white church with a DJ and a fog machine and apparently this is all part of His plan.
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Committing new horrendous acts of evil to distract from past horrendous acts of evil seemed kind of evil, to me. But then I found a white church with a DJ and a fog machine and apparently this is all part of His plan.
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microdosing christmas by being present
November 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
microdosing christmas by being present
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porcupine who is also a doctor: hate to burst your bubble, haha, we’re losing her
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
porcupine who is also a doctor: hate to burst your bubble, haha, we’re losing her
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