enkabuki／演歌舞伎
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enkabuki／演歌舞伎
@enkabuki.bsky.social
· Jan 5
when i go to hell, please tell me people laughed when i died
why must good people die and bad people live
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
why must good people die and bad people live
hot friend called me a loser and said they'd force me to eat food off the ground 🤩
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
hot friend called me a loser and said they'd force me to eat food off the ground 🤩
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anyone going to mff: i have a friend who needs a room, please dm me if you have a room
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
anyone going to mff: i have a friend who needs a room, please dm me if you have a room
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Found a BUTTernut squash at the farmers market
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Found a BUTTernut squash at the farmers market
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how did they know about the only way any of us can get hard
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
how did they know about the only way any of us can get hard
my knees are too weak for crabcore and this makes me sad
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
my knees are too weak for crabcore and this makes me sad
i like how everyone on twitter is like “bluesky is terrible and makes me want to die. also i feel the exact same about twitter.” while people on here are like “nice and cozy :)”
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i like how everyone on twitter is like “bluesky is terrible and makes me want to die. also i feel the exact same about twitter.” while people on here are like “nice and cozy :)”
i think i should stop focusing on signs that someone likes me as a friend and be realistic and realize much of the time it’s outweighed by signs that they don’t
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i think i should stop focusing on signs that someone likes me as a friend and be realistic and realize much of the time it’s outweighed by signs that they don’t
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im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
i wish you liked me more. i wish i liked me more.
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 AM
i wish you liked me more. i wish i liked me more.
ok so there was an aurora and i just didnt know about it?
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 AM
ok so there was an aurora and i just didnt know about it?
some of the smartest and hardest-working children you could ever imagine die from preventable disease/famine due to unfettered capitalism/indifference to brown people while idiots like her live lives full of opulence. we should hang idiot celebrities upside down and hit them like piñatas
Kim Kardashian shares her frustration in a new TikTok after failing the California bar exam, calling out psychics who told her she’d pass.
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
some of the smartest and hardest-working children you could ever imagine die from preventable disease/famine due to unfettered capitalism/indifference to brown people while idiots like her live lives full of opulence. we should hang idiot celebrities upside down and hit them like piñatas
tower of rome is so good. the problems with bands like these is that it’ll take them 2 years just to write eight 40-second songs with no melody and only a rudimentary understanding of rhythm
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
tower of rome is so good. the problems with bands like these is that it’ll take them 2 years just to write eight 40-second songs with no melody and only a rudimentary understanding of rhythm
why are people so anti-japan all of a sudden, it's like *societal problem* vs *societal problem, japan*
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
why are people so anti-japan all of a sudden, it's like *societal problem* vs *societal problem, japan*
everything around me is ugly and painful. i am too
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
everything around me is ugly and painful. i am too
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Their audience demands the conspiracy slop, but they also want Kirk’s alleged murderer fried so they have to balance a way to keep their audience engaged and they’re going with: We watched a lot of furry porn to get to the bottom of all this.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Their audience demands the conspiracy slop, but they also want Kirk’s alleged murderer fried so they have to balance a way to keep their audience engaged and they’re going with: We watched a lot of furry porn to get to the bottom of all this.
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they call it "adobe suite" because "adobe? sweet!" is what i say when i pirate it
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
they call it "adobe suite" because "adobe? sweet!" is what i say when i pirate it
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there's an SS Edmund Fitzgerald copypasta going around out there with factual errors so I had to make some adjustments, notably to correct the number of years that have passed since the sinking of the Great Lakes freighter, please do not spread misinformation 🙏
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
there's an SS Edmund Fitzgerald copypasta going around out there with factual errors so I had to make some adjustments, notably to correct the number of years that have passed since the sinking of the Great Lakes freighter, please do not spread misinformation 🙏
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we are losing the plot so hard rn, too many minors are posting their real ages in their profiles when it was basically a sin to do so like 10 years ago
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
we are losing the plot so hard rn, too many minors are posting their real ages in their profiles when it was basically a sin to do so like 10 years ago
i hate it when people spell their age "9teen" like we can read a fucking "1". but it also leads to the realization english counting is stupid bc the tens go from two unique names, ordinal number, ones digit + teen, sorta same but the vowel and ending consonant change, then back to ones plus teen
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
i hate it when people spell their age "9teen" like we can read a fucking "1". but it also leads to the realization english counting is stupid bc the tens go from two unique names, ordinal number, ones digit + teen, sorta same but the vowel and ending consonant change, then back to ones plus teen