her: "your cute"
my brain: "she's just pretending to like me"
the lego ninjago green ninja tulpa i developed when i was 12 that never went away and gradually became more violent and evil: "you should jump up kick back whip around and spin kick a baby. Also she hates you dude."
my brain: "she's just pretending to like me"
the lego ninjago green ninja tulpa i developed when i was 12 that never went away and gradually became more violent and evil: "you should jump up kick back whip around and spin kick a baby. Also she hates you dude."
December 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
her: "your cute"
my brain: "she's just pretending to like me"
the lego ninjago green ninja tulpa i developed when i was 12 that never went away and gradually became more violent and evil: "you should jump up kick back whip around and spin kick a baby. Also she hates you dude."
my brain: "she's just pretending to like me"
the lego ninjago green ninja tulpa i developed when i was 12 that never went away and gradually became more violent and evil: "you should jump up kick back whip around and spin kick a baby. Also she hates you dude."
*animorphs into a tapeworm and begins to shrivel up and die because i have no host*
December 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
*animorphs into a tapeworm and begins to shrivel up and die because i have no host*
Insane 2009 relic i found today
December 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Insane 2009 relic i found today
dancing on the corpses ashes
December 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
dancing on the corpses ashes
i'm getting drunk with your dad rn and he keeps randomly doing racist accents
December 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
i'm getting drunk with your dad rn and he keeps randomly doing racist accents
The Menstruation Siblings 🔥🔥🔥
December 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The Menstruation Siblings 🔥🔥🔥
once i form my band "Gay Down With Webster" it's over for you all
December 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
once i form my band "Gay Down With Webster" it's over for you all
saw a fb marketplace post that was like "ISO cds for my 14 year old son for christmas" and his most wanted CD was Stars Of The Lid - And Their Refinement of the Decline. are the kids okay. like genuinely.
December 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
saw a fb marketplace post that was like "ISO cds for my 14 year old son for christmas" and his most wanted CD was Stars Of The Lid - And Their Refinement of the Decline. are the kids okay. like genuinely.
why is the guy from Nü Sensae in the new street fighter movie
December 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
why is the guy from Nü Sensae in the new street fighter movie
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IM NOT BULLSHITTING YOU. IM NOT LYING. IT WAS RIGHT THERE. ITS REAL.
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
IM NOT BULLSHITTING YOU. IM NOT LYING. IT WAS RIGHT THERE. ITS REAL.
guy who loves charli xcx for her essays devastated to find out her music sounds like that
December 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
guy who loves charli xcx for her essays devastated to find out her music sounds like that
had a dream i had one billion litres of crude oil
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
had a dream i had one billion litres of crude oil
becoming the opposite of an incel. gonna voluntarily make it so other people can't have sex
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
becoming the opposite of an incel. gonna voluntarily make it so other people can't have sex
had a dream i was at a cafe and the nonbinary barista took 2 hours to make my coffee and it pissed me off. the government is blasting nonbinary hatred into my brain while i sleep and i am not falling for it. love you they/thems.
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
had a dream i was at a cafe and the nonbinary barista took 2 hours to make my coffee and it pissed me off. the government is blasting nonbinary hatred into my brain while i sleep and i am not falling for it. love you they/thems.
realphabetizing the cds and i have run out of storage and fear it might be time to downsize a little
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
realphabetizing the cds and i have run out of storage and fear it might be time to downsize a little
thinking it's time i get my shit together and go out and buy groceries so i have some real food at home,,, but the emergency box of triscuits i keep at the back of the cupboard is giving me slutty looks right now
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
thinking it's time i get my shit together and go out and buy groceries so i have some real food at home,,, but the emergency box of triscuits i keep at the back of the cupboard is giving me slutty looks right now
average twitter discourse post: (blue checkmark white mom) "some minorities give me the ick tbh"
vaguely leftist influencer quote tweet: "erm,,, did she really just say that???"
average bluesky discourse post: "being transfem is inherently bourgeoisie"
vaguely leftist influencer quote tweet: "erm,,, did she really just say that???"
average bluesky discourse post: "being transfem is inherently bourgeoisie"
December 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
average twitter discourse post: (blue checkmark white mom) "some minorities give me the ick tbh"
vaguely leftist influencer quote tweet: "erm,,, did she really just say that???"
average bluesky discourse post: "being transfem is inherently bourgeoisie"
vaguely leftist influencer quote tweet: "erm,,, did she really just say that???"
average bluesky discourse post: "being transfem is inherently bourgeoisie"
going to the store to buy a soda does anyone want anything
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
going to the store to buy a soda does anyone want anything
please ignore my dirty mirror
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
please ignore my dirty mirror
they should invent armpits for other parts of the body
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
they should invent armpits for other parts of the body
god i wish that was me
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
god i wish that was me
"me and who"ing about the 2007 Swiffer commercial with the bowling ball and mop
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"me and who"ing about the 2007 Swiffer commercial with the bowling ball and mop
i'm heteroflexible and neurospicy with they/them energy in a tenderqueer way
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
i'm heteroflexible and neurospicy with they/them energy in a tenderqueer way
coming to the crushing realization that i can't quit my job because that means if i quit my job i won't have the stress and a task to focus on and someone to tell me what to do and without that i'd be left alone with my thoughts and have to actually think about what i want in life and the horrors
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
coming to the crushing realization that i can't quit my job because that means if i quit my job i won't have the stress and a task to focus on and someone to tell me what to do and without that i'd be left alone with my thoughts and have to actually think about what i want in life and the horrors