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@2nessa2.bsky.social
she/her | every 2 seconds someone in the USA needs blood https://bit.ly/3YkkmbP
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You encounter 𝐋𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞
Press [A] to compliment and watch them writhe around in discomfort
Press [A] to compliment and watch them writhe around in discomfort
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
You encounter 𝐋𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞
Press [A] to compliment and watch them writhe around in discomfort
Press [A] to compliment and watch them writhe around in discomfort
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I don't believe in "stranger things". Everything should be equally strange..
December 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I don't believe in "stranger things". Everything should be equally strange..
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i'm going to become the thinch (thanksgiving grinch)
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i'm going to become the thinch (thanksgiving grinch)
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Banning street hockey in Canada?
This isn’t about protecting kids. It’s about protecting drivers from having to think about kids.
This isn’t about protecting kids. It’s about protecting drivers from having to think about kids.
Get outside kids, enjoy the fresh air with your friends!
Just kidding, stay the F inside.
Just kidding, stay the F inside.
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Banning street hockey in Canada?
This isn’t about protecting kids. It’s about protecting drivers from having to think about kids.
This isn’t about protecting kids. It’s about protecting drivers from having to think about kids.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who cares!!! Eat whatever pie!!!
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who cares!!! Eat whatever pie!!!
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the numbers don't lie—thanksgiving simply does not exist
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
the numbers don't lie—thanksgiving simply does not exist
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Actually, all pie is good. Cake, however, runs the gamut from absolute ecstasy to utter dogshit.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Actually, all pie is good. Cake, however, runs the gamut from absolute ecstasy to utter dogshit.
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In what may be my opus, I present my list of movies I consider to be, spiritually speaking, Thanksgiving movies.
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/a-guide-to...
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/a-guide-to...
A Guide to Thanksgiving Movies
Films to watch while you cook for, or hide from, family this year
houseofmirrors.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
In what may be my opus, I present my list of movies I consider to be, spiritually speaking, Thanksgiving movies.
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/a-guide-to...
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/a-guide-to...
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We destroy BMWs for fun and will NEVER get bored of it.
#WorldBollardAssociation😏
#WorldBollardAssociation😏
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
We destroy BMWs for fun and will NEVER get bored of it.
#WorldBollardAssociation😏
#WorldBollardAssociation😏
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marjorie taylor greene couldnt handle a single week experiencing 1% of the harassment that someone like ilhan omar probably experiences every day, in significant part because of her. she is weak and a coward and will rot in hell imo
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
marjorie taylor greene couldnt handle a single week experiencing 1% of the harassment that someone like ilhan omar probably experiences every day, in significant part because of her. she is weak and a coward and will rot in hell imo
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we should normalize members of congress quitting for no reason
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
we should normalize members of congress quitting for no reason
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when i blink everyone and everything dies and it’s horrifying. but then it all comes to life again
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
when i blink everyone and everything dies and it’s horrifying. but then it all comes to life again
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"I am SO sorry for asking Epstein for dating advice regarding my mentees ... anyway see me at office hours if you have any questions"
Larry Summers discusses his “statement of regret” for his disturbing messages to Jeffrey Epstein with Harvard students
November 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"I am SO sorry for asking Epstein for dating advice regarding my mentees ... anyway see me at office hours if you have any questions"
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inventing some new crap that doesn't work and people can use it to psychologically harm each other
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
inventing some new crap that doesn't work and people can use it to psychologically harm each other
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Lifetime statistics
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Knowing glances exchanged: 18,976
Eyes screwed up: 28,291
Toothy grins flashed: 23,182
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Knowing glances exchanged: 18,976
Eyes screwed up: 28,291
Toothy grins flashed: 23,182
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Lifetime statistics
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Knowing glances exchanged: 18,976
Eyes screwed up: 28,291
Toothy grins flashed: 23,182
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Knowing glances exchanged: 18,976
Eyes screwed up: 28,291
Toothy grins flashed: 23,182
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me on deathbed: a squatty potty but for pissing
my kids: you sit down on it?
me: *shakes my head no before dying*
my kids: you sit down on it?
me: *shakes my head no before dying*
November 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
me on deathbed: a squatty potty but for pissing
my kids: you sit down on it?
me: *shakes my head no before dying*
my kids: you sit down on it?
me: *shakes my head no before dying*
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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*Cheerfully ribbing my friend shrouded in darkness* Hey! Save a little light for the rest of us!
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
*Cheerfully ribbing my friend shrouded in darkness* Hey! Save a little light for the rest of us!
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i am a caged monkey bro
a monkey on a tree branch with the words headlikeanorange below
ALT: a monkey on a tree branch with the words headlikeanorange below
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i am a caged monkey bro
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showing this picture to my barber
October 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
showing this picture to my barber