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Russell
@208rab.bsky.social
· Jan 13
Some people don’t know that “it’s” is short for “it is” but it’s
Mr. Pibb dressing up as Dr Pepper for Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Mr. Pibb dressing up as Dr Pepper for Halloween
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Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
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*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
November 7, 2024 at 10:11 PM
*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
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Started calling the middle of a loaf of bread “the king’s bread” and saying things like “a cheddar this fine demands the king’s bread!”
This is just one of the many ways I have scraped joy out of a cold and unaccountable universe.
This is just one of the many ways I have scraped joy out of a cold and unaccountable universe.
September 18, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Started calling the middle of a loaf of bread “the king’s bread” and saying things like “a cheddar this fine demands the king’s bread!”
This is just one of the many ways I have scraped joy out of a cold and unaccountable universe.
This is just one of the many ways I have scraped joy out of a cold and unaccountable universe.
*sarcastically answering a question in front of my grandma*
does a bear politely use the restroom in the woods?!
does a bear politely use the restroom in the woods?!
October 1, 2025 at 9:18 AM
*sarcastically answering a question in front of my grandma*
does a bear politely use the restroom in the woods?!
does a bear politely use the restroom in the woods?!
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In Sixteen Candles when Molly Ringwald says "me?" and looks around, except me when I'm at a four-way stop sign and the other cars are all like "Yeah you"
May 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
In Sixteen Candles when Molly Ringwald says "me?" and looks around, except me when I'm at a four-way stop sign and the other cars are all like "Yeah you"
date: keeping an orca in a tank is torture
me: [nodding] absolutely…the most difficult thing I’ve ever tried to do
me: [nodding] absolutely…the most difficult thing I’ve ever tried to do
April 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
date: keeping an orca in a tank is torture
me: [nodding] absolutely…the most difficult thing I’ve ever tried to do
me: [nodding] absolutely…the most difficult thing I’ve ever tried to do
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Call me “boss” once and I’ll refer to you as Executive Director of the Board of Governors the rest of your life, don’t dare try to finagle a direct report to me sir
April 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Call me “boss” once and I’ll refer to you as Executive Director of the Board of Governors the rest of your life, don’t dare try to finagle a direct report to me sir
[hitting rock bottom]
good game Dwayne
good game Dwayne
March 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
[hitting rock bottom]
good game Dwayne
good game Dwayne
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At Jonestown, 906 cultists died of drinking poisoned Kool-Aid, as well as the first officer on the scene, Jeff "Don't Mind If I Do" Ramirez.
August 6, 2024 at 3:17 PM
At Jonestown, 906 cultists died of drinking poisoned Kool-Aid, as well as the first officer on the scene, Jeff "Don't Mind If I Do" Ramirez.
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My elbow grease machine broke but i can probably get it working with a little elbow-my god oh no
March 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My elbow grease machine broke but i can probably get it working with a little elbow-my god oh no
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Howdy like dem apples
'Howdy' is an alteration of "how do ye."
March 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Howdy like dem apples
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reflecting back to one of the greatest “chips” i’ve ever eaten. a guy died two booths over when i crunched it
March 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
reflecting back to one of the greatest “chips” i’ve ever eaten. a guy died two booths over when i crunched it
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JUST PLAY CHVRCHES ALEXA WHY IS THIS SO HARD
February 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
JUST PLAY CHVRCHES ALEXA WHY IS THIS SO HARD
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I can’t remember where I read this, but it’s important:
Why is it that when people think about traveling to the past, they worry about doing something small that will drastically change the present, but no one in the present thinks that doing something small today can drastically change the future?
Why is it that when people think about traveling to the past, they worry about doing something small that will drastically change the present, but no one in the present thinks that doing something small today can drastically change the future?
February 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I can’t remember where I read this, but it’s important:
Why is it that when people think about traveling to the past, they worry about doing something small that will drastically change the present, but no one in the present thinks that doing something small today can drastically change the future?
Why is it that when people think about traveling to the past, they worry about doing something small that will drastically change the present, but no one in the present thinks that doing something small today can drastically change the future?
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"Your outtie posts nearly humorous things on social media to the delight of several."
February 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
"Your outtie posts nearly humorous things on social media to the delight of several."
“Your outie is a real piece of shit but you didn’t hear that from me”
February 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“Your outie is a real piece of shit but you didn’t hear that from me”
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Left my phone in the refrigerator again so when you see this I’m trying to figure out who or what sent this post
February 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Left my phone in the refrigerator again so when you see this I’m trying to figure out who or what sent this post
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Kendrick Lamar just told everyone in our book club I was wearing these pants yesterday.
February 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Kendrick Lamar just told everyone in our book club I was wearing these pants yesterday.
the tuba player in this symphony orchestra (yeah, I’m super cultured) just sat here for two hours to go “deep toot, deep toot, deep toooooot” like five times
February 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
the tuba player in this symphony orchestra (yeah, I’m super cultured) just sat here for two hours to go “deep toot, deep toot, deep toooooot” like five times
I’m celebrating Valenstime’s Day by listening to La Bamba on repeat
February 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I’m celebrating Valenstime’s Day by listening to La Bamba on repeat
fingerless gloves, for when you don’t want blisters but need those tips to tan
February 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
fingerless gloves, for when you don’t want blisters but need those tips to tan
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[someone accuses me of being happy]
Me: first of all, how DARE you—
Me: first of all, how DARE you—
August 22, 2023 at 2:02 AM
[someone accuses me of being happy]
Me: first of all, how DARE you—
Me: first of all, how DARE you—
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Sorry, I'm not going to be able to make our lunch date today because as I was getting on the bus to meet you, someone's fingernail scraped my hand just a little and I feel very unwell now.
February 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Sorry, I'm not going to be able to make our lunch date today because as I was getting on the bus to meet you, someone's fingernail scraped my hand just a little and I feel very unwell now.