Alicia Tobin
@aliciatobin.bsky.social
Comedian, writer. My book https://arsenalpulp.com/Books/S/So-You-re-a-Little-Sad-So-What
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Alicia Tobin
@aliciatobin.bsky.social
· Jul 19
It feels like an act of community service when parents let their kids wear a full Halloween costume in public. Thank you. I needed to see a tiny Spiderman today.
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Despite my best efforts this fundraiser hasn't yet reached 50%! Let's get some big time re-posts on this so we can:
PAY👏FOR👏GENDER👏AFFIRMING👏CARE👏!!!! 🎉
PAY👏FOR👏GENDER👏AFFIRMING👏CARE👏!!!! 🎉
Donate to Help Jay Arner Cover Transition Costs, organized by Jessica Delisle
Let me tell you about my beautiful wife! Jay has been a dedicated member of the … Jessica Delisle needs your support for Help Jay Arner Cover Transition Costs
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October 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Despite my best efforts this fundraiser hasn't yet reached 50%! Let's get some big time re-posts on this so we can:
PAY👏FOR👏GENDER👏AFFIRMING👏CARE👏!!!! 🎉
PAY👏FOR👏GENDER👏AFFIRMING👏CARE👏!!!! 🎉
I'm rewatching Chernobyl (2019)
Big TV night for me- I'm watching Chernobyl (2019)
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I'm rewatching Chernobyl (2019)
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you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.
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"We absolutely love our Dyson, we fight over who gets to vacuum"
Really? We never fight.
Really? We never fight.
November 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"We absolutely love our Dyson, we fight over who gets to vacuum"
Really? We never fight.
Really? We never fight.
Are there any cities in Canada where leaf blowers are illegal? If so, I'd like to live there.
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Are there any cities in Canada where leaf blowers are illegal? If so, I'd like to live there.
What I love most about this is how their foot looks like a little kitten's paw.
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
What I love most about this is how their foot looks like a little kitten's paw.
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"here's where the jays are batting george springer"
November 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
"here's where the jays are batting george springer"
Big TV night for me- I'm watching Chernobyl (2019)
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Big TV night for me- I'm watching Chernobyl (2019)
I love hearing shouts and cheers for the Blue Jays floating down the rain soaked streets of Vancouver.
October 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I love hearing shouts and cheers for the Blue Jays floating down the rain soaked streets of Vancouver.
For $12.00 per gourd, they're going to have to do a little more than sit there and look pretty.
October 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
For $12.00 per gourd, they're going to have to do a little more than sit there and look pretty.
Decorative gourds? In this economy?
October 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Decorative gourds? In this economy?
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You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
October 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
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hell yeah dude fucking sue these dipshits trying to get like, Oryx and Crake and shit out of school libraries. ruin their lives. make examples of them to all the other lead-poisoned facebook users who have nothing better to do www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Activist's claims principal promoted child pornography are defamatory: lawsuit | CBC News
A southern Manitoba principal is suing a parent who sought to have books removed from school libraries, saying the woman wrote defamatory social media posts insinuating the principal promoted the diss...
www.cbc.ca
October 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
hell yeah dude fucking sue these dipshits trying to get like, Oryx and Crake and shit out of school libraries. ruin their lives. make examples of them to all the other lead-poisoned facebook users who have nothing better to do www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Here's a picture of my dog sleeping
October 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Here's a picture of my dog sleeping
I'm heading out now to get a treat for tonight!
I didn't buy myself a little treat for tonight and I'm devastated.
October 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I'm heading out now to get a treat for tonight!
I didn't buy myself a little treat for tonight and I'm devastated.
October 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I didn't buy myself a little treat for tonight and I'm devastated.
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a hashbrown printer could fix me
September 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
a hashbrown printer could fix me
The Ontario SPCA is reducing adoption fees this weekend!
www.ctvnews.ca/barrie/artic...
www.ctvnews.ca/barrie/artic...
Ontario SPCA offering reduced fees to help animals find homes
If you’ve been thinking about adding a furry friend to your family, this might be the perfect time.
www.ctvnews.ca
September 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The Ontario SPCA is reducing adoption fees this weekend!
www.ctvnews.ca/barrie/artic...
www.ctvnews.ca/barrie/artic...
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oh, the mysterious knocking on the walls at night? yeah, the guy who was murdered in this house loved knocking. he loved it so much
November 9, 2024 at 4:28 AM
oh, the mysterious knocking on the walls at night? yeah, the guy who was murdered in this house loved knocking. he loved it so much
Treat yourself to scream laughing a little today.
Episode 44: Summer of Our Discontent
Thomas Chatterton Williams is the only thinker brave enough to ask the question: is there a way to make that sentence longer?
Thomas Chatterton Williams is the only thinker brave enough to ask the question: is there a way to make that sentence longer?
Thomas Chatterton Williams'
Podcast Episode · If Books Could Kill · 09/11/2025 · 1h 32m
podcasts.apple.com
September 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Treat yourself to scream laughing a little today.
Here's a picture of my dog.
September 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Here's a picture of my dog.
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As always, be careful what you say on the internet. We don’t need to go to the gulag today
September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
As always, be careful what you say on the internet. We don’t need to go to the gulag today
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me: do you take walk-ins?
employee: ma’am this is a crematorium
employee: ma’am this is a crematorium
February 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
me: do you take walk-ins?
employee: ma’am this is a crematorium
employee: ma’am this is a crematorium