Sleepy Waffles
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The history of the world can be explained through dialectical materialism and NBA basketball in a theory we are calling hoopstorical materialism
Drug Cartels Do Not Exist
By Oswaldo Zavala
By Oswaldo Zavala
there's a lot of dumb shit that you can pin on media and how Americans perceive the world but it is a little unfair that Sicario became the "cool badass operators taking out cartel guys" movie for morons because the very explicit text of both movies is that none of that shit works
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Drug Cartels Do Not Exist
By Oswaldo Zavala
By Oswaldo Zavala
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Kylie Cheung at Abortion, Every Day writes about the future anti-abortion extremists want: "One in which we’re not just stripped of our most basic rights, but also deemed crazy for fighting back—even just for pointing out what’s being done to us."
The Anti-Abortion Movement Is Projecting
And their buzzwords give it away
jessica.substack.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Kylie Cheung at Abortion, Every Day writes about the future anti-abortion extremists want: "One in which we’re not just stripped of our most basic rights, but also deemed crazy for fighting back—even just for pointing out what’s being done to us."
“This house has good bones” ass messaging
Strong Floor, No Ceiling is considerably worse than No Rules, Just Right. Can’t believe we’re gonna lose the messaging war to Outback Steakhouse.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“This house has good bones” ass messaging
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“Blah,” said a voice from inside the house.
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“Blah,” said a voice from inside the house.
Amen Thompson please do not learn any additional behaviors from Ime Udoka. This is good, but no more.
Mike Breen notes that Reed Sheppard said that Amen Thompson told him "if you're open and don't shoot it I will punch you in the face"
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Amen Thompson please do not learn any additional behaviors from Ime Udoka. This is good, but no more.
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
Really begs the question “how insane would Nixon’s drunk tweets have been if he was a smartphone president?”
The president of the United States is insane. Full stop.
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Really begs the question “how insane would Nixon’s drunk tweets have been if he was a smartphone president?”
Feeling pretty vindicated by two of the opinions and beliefs I developed at 14 years old
Say what you want about 90s kids, but No Blood For Oil and Don't Sell Out are pretty good advice to live by.
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Feeling pretty vindicated by two of the opinions and beliefs I developed at 14 years old
Welcome to the resistance *checks notes* James Carville?
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Welcome to the resistance *checks notes* James Carville?
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
TURN THE MUSIC UP
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
TURN THE MUSIC UP
You’ll CCH pound them down
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You’ll CCH pound them down
Me & the seven pound ham at the grocery store today
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Me & the seven pound ham at the grocery store today
Apes don’t read philosophy
They DO Otto, they just don’t understand it!
They DO Otto, they just don’t understand it!
“A FISH CALLED WANDA” (1988) dir. Charles Crichton
John Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Kline, Michael Palin
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
John Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Kline, Michael Palin
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Apes don’t read philosophy
They DO Otto, they just don’t understand it!
They DO Otto, they just don’t understand it!
AND NOW ITS BABY RACE TIME
Tyrese Maxey nailed two threes, then Jared McCain hit one to tie the game at 67-67. Unfortunately, the Sixers fouled Norman Powell from three on back-to-back possessions. Sixers still did well to get back into the game after a shaky start. Heat up 71-67.
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
AND NOW ITS BABY RACE TIME
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Yall we need $400 to help keep little winnie fed and housed this week I know its the holiday but if you can spare even $5 this helps us get this goal. We’re still trying to get her completely moved and into permanent housing.
Hey, Guys. I’m hoping this will be my last week in need of crowdfunding.
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I need to raise $750 to extend my hotel reservation til payday next week, for travel expenses, laundry, & to cover the costs to keep the Bubbiez fed.
I am so grateful for everything. Cash.me/$katlynd
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I need to raise $750 to extend my hotel reservation til payday next week, for travel expenses, laundry, & to cover the costs to keep the Bubbiez fed.
I am so grateful for everything. Cash.me/$katlynd
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November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Yall we need $400 to help keep little winnie fed and housed this week I know its the holiday but if you can spare even $5 this helps us get this goal. We’re still trying to get her completely moved and into permanent housing.
LET’S GO GAMBLING!
AWW DANGIT
AWW DANGIT
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A Temple men's basketball player placed 39 men bets on Temple and 3 against Temple during a 16-month period, the NCAA said after its sports gambling investigation into the program. It also found that a former assistant to the HC bet on college sports + a grad assistant bet on pro and college sports
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
LET’S GO GAMBLING!
AWW DANGIT
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My “I do not want to execute my political rivals” tweet is raising a lot of questions already answered by my tweet
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My “I do not want to execute my political rivals” tweet is raising a lot of questions already answered by my tweet
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listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win
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“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Save us Tyrese Maxey 🙏🏼
If the Sixers manage to come back and win, (not looking great,) they’ll set the NBA record for double-digit 4th quarter comebacks.
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Save us Tyrese Maxey 🙏🏼
Anyway here’s Karl Marx from 1847:
Big industry constantly requires a reserve army of unemployed workers for times of overproduction. The main purpose of the bourgeois in relation to the worker is, of course, to have the commodity labour as cheaply as possible
Big industry constantly requires a reserve army of unemployed workers for times of overproduction. The main purpose of the bourgeois in relation to the worker is, of course, to have the commodity labour as cheaply as possible
After much contemplation
I have concluded that America enables large scale homelessness
to serve as a constant reminder to poor people that if they don’t keep working long hours for pittances,
they too will end up on the streets.
I have concluded that America enables large scale homelessness
to serve as a constant reminder to poor people that if they don’t keep working long hours for pittances,
they too will end up on the streets.
November 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Anyway here’s Karl Marx from 1847:
Big industry constantly requires a reserve army of unemployed workers for times of overproduction. The main purpose of the bourgeois in relation to the worker is, of course, to have the commodity labour as cheaply as possible
Big industry constantly requires a reserve army of unemployed workers for times of overproduction. The main purpose of the bourgeois in relation to the worker is, of course, to have the commodity labour as cheaply as possible
Fellas, is it gay to swear oaths to your fellowship and carry your bro through hell?
No one wants to say it but systems of deliberately not teaching young boys and men about empathy, camaraderie, and kindness are the prime root of the "male loneliness epidemic" 🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
Part of why #TheLordofTheRings is peak is that it fundamentally does teach those things.
Part of why #TheLordofTheRings is peak is that it fundamentally does teach those things.
a young man with curly hair is standing in front of trees
Alt: a young man with curly hair, Frodo, jumps to hug his friend Gandalf
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Fellas, is it gay to swear oaths to your fellowship and carry your bro through hell?
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Cooking for others: three hour recipe? Light work!
Cooking for myself: I have to boil water for this shit? Where’s the pizza phone number
Cooking for myself: I have to boil water for this shit? Where’s the pizza phone number
There isn’t much more exhausting than trying to cook yourself a meal.
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Cooking for others: three hour recipe? Light work!
Cooking for myself: I have to boil water for this shit? Where’s the pizza phone number
Cooking for myself: I have to boil water for this shit? Where’s the pizza phone number