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Sleepy Waffles
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The history of the world can be explained through dialectical materialism and NBA basketball in a theory we are calling hoopstorical materialism
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Me on Thursday when there’s seven pounds of ham
The Green Goblin and his alter ego Norman Osbourne side by side
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Me & the seven pound ham at the grocery store today
Norman Osbourne on his hands and knees pleading towards his mask and by extension his alter ego the green goblin
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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The movie poster for The Little Giants but it says Little Celtics & a bunch of protagonists faces are replaced by Boston Celtics players
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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You think a machine could have made these insane 2020 memes? Hardly.
Trump labeled yelling at service employees Bloomberg labeled false sense of superiority derived from stolen wealth Joe Biden labeled my old decisions ruining my life Pete Buttigieg labeled a whole new set of dumb decisions Fox Mulder, his body sweaty, saying “you know what fuck electoral politics” to the camera. In the second image he is looking away saying “imma still vote tho, imma still vote” A raccoon labeled Trump Dodging Taxes, looking in a box labeled political publicity stunt Second image he’s getting punched in the face by a fist labeled having to run the decaying empire
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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3:00 PM pacific Sicko Schedule game INVITE ONLY
#nba #wizards #nets #sickos
Sickos looking through the window saying yes…ha ha ha…YES! 3 pm Nets vs Wizards Sickos looking up saying yes…ha ha ha…YES! Sicko Millennials beep booping some gizmo
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I GOT IT
The 666th re-skeet of a post about how texting with Jesus is free but texting with Satan is behind a paywall
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Can I interest you in the political philosophy of Maxey/Edgecombe/McCainism???
Propaganda image featuring Jared McCain, Tyrese Maxey & VJ Edgecombe
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Nico Harris right now
Bart Simpson now the Wizards are scoring off me
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I’m just a simple underdweller city folk when you ask me what I need from my elected officials it’s simple I need
Meatballs for my mouth
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I’m Wadonis, let me back out into the snow!
Wario with an orange cat’s face over his face
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I like cooking with my loved ones on my day off
A MAN standing up and giving his opinion
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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“Only the dead have seen the end of war”
Orange cat with a thousand yard stare
November 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Me & opossums
Little girl looking at a stuffed animal yelling it’s so ugly I love it!
October 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I cannot be normal about basketball
Victor Wembanyama, his arms triumphant, astride a mighty steed stomping on the Nazi army
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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I cannot stress enough how back we are
NBA: The Finals 2014 spurs vs heat
October 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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This is the box score of an ass beating
Sixty comments, seventeen quotes, zero reskeets, zero likes
October 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Austin Reaves the entire time LeBron and Luka are out
Tom Hardy, a white man, wearing a fancy suit and a head wrap. The caption on the picture is God forbid a white boy get a little motion
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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*Thanos voice* fine I’ll do it myself. Couldn’t think of a funny player for the image so I went with the Big A himself
Adam Silver, commissioner of the NBA with a large graphic over his lower chest which reads BREAKING NEWS: SUBPOENAED
October 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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I am not going to be normal or sane about this young man
A modification of Chinese Communist imagery in which VJ Edgecombe waves his hand over Chinese people of many professions marching together
October 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Straight from the 2020 meme vault
A two panel picture which indicates a soldier is trying to crash at my place but the third amendment is threatening to kill him for trying it
October 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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24 hours from now there will be NBA basketball
Kylian MBappe “I will be there no matter what”
October 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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A man holds up his hands in defense and says “hey man he was in my face”. Then another man looks at him and says “I’m in your face”. In the third photo the second man’s face is photoshopped on to the first man’s face.
October 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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A Japanese-American woman wearing a kimono and shouting towards the camera. The caption over the photo is “TEAR THE BITCH APART”
October 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Found one!
Turing Police @turing_police If you notice my posts are lame and unfunny and not happening as often, it means im doing pretty well. If you see that im tweeting a lot and theyre mostly actually funny it means that im laying down in the freeway
October 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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You’re going in my dumpster hole
Steak, cheese, French fries on tin foil
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM