Auld Andy Syne
@yourlamentablefriends.com
Doughy guy, actor, filmmaker, retro buff, and future ghost from Seattle. Currently editing Gamers 4: Dorkness Falls and doomscrolling at a collegiate level.
When an evil person dies, evil people ask 'how can this benefit me?' The curse and power of empathy is every single death adds to our rage. Every child taken is a child of humanity, broken for power and profit. And one day, we will not be able to stay our hands. And we are legion. Sleep tight, nazis
January 23, 2026 at 6:57 AM
When an evil person dies, evil people ask 'how can this benefit me?' The curse and power of empathy is every single death adds to our rage. Every child taken is a child of humanity, broken for power and profit. And one day, we will not be able to stay our hands. And we are legion. Sleep tight, nazis
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A reminder that GenAI exists solely so that CEOs don't have to pay creative and skilled people for labor. And it's up to us as consumers to generate as much backlash against this shit as humanly possible.
Netflix has confirmed plans ramp up AI use with subtitle localization and advertisement creation for its subscribers in 2026. https://bit.ly/3NwBgRo
January 21, 2026 at 6:24 AM
A reminder that GenAI exists solely so that CEOs don't have to pay creative and skilled people for labor. And it's up to us as consumers to generate as much backlash against this shit as humanly possible.
Evangelical nazi lovers: If you don't get raptured naturally, store bought is OK.
January 23, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Evangelical nazi lovers: If you don't get raptured naturally, store bought is OK.
Hey @who.int, is there like a...COBRA plan or something? My president is a rapist moron, I have no country, and I'd like to rejoin as an individual.
Just tell me where to send my dues.
Just tell me where to send my dues.
January 23, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Hey @who.int, is there like a...COBRA plan or something? My president is a rapist moron, I have no country, and I'd like to rejoin as an individual.
Just tell me where to send my dues.
Just tell me where to send my dues.
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This kid is awesome, actual hero.
January 23, 2026 at 12:41 AM
This kid is awesome, actual hero.
The Incredible Mr. Limpshit.
no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch
January 23, 2026 at 6:26 AM
The Incredible Mr. Limpshit.
Wow, it only took a few murders and a 5 year old being kidnapped for BlueSky to actually start trending this shit. Despite 'Discover' being nothing but this discourse for weeks. Not my feed. Discover. This is all anyone's talking about and it was just suppressed to...what... keep the rabble quiet?
January 23, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Wow, it only took a few murders and a 5 year old being kidnapped for BlueSky to actually start trending this shit. Despite 'Discover' being nothing but this discourse for weeks. Not my feed. Discover. This is all anyone's talking about and it was just suppressed to...what... keep the rabble quiet?
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The exhibits about slavery at the President’s House in Philadelphia’s Independence National Historical Park have been removed amid pressure from the Trump admin www.inquirer.com/politics/nat...
January 23, 2026 at 1:56 AM
The exhibits about slavery at the President’s House in Philadelphia’s Independence National Historical Park have been removed amid pressure from the Trump admin www.inquirer.com/politics/nat...
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Yeah the thing about Mr. Rogers is his show was never political.
January 22, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Yeah the thing about Mr. Rogers is his show was never political.
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Protesting is a protected right and is not punishable by execution in Minnesota or the rest of the United States. Hope that helps, @npr.org!
NPR just said a protest led to Renee Good’s death.
January 23, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Protesting is a protected right and is not punishable by execution in Minnesota or the rest of the United States. Hope that helps, @npr.org!
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Congress passed the Taft-Hartley Act in 1947 (over Truman's veto) to make general strikes so incredibly difficult to organize that there hasn't been one since.
That there is a general strike happening in a major US city on such short notice is nothing short of a miracle.
That there is a general strike happening in a major US city on such short notice is nothing short of a miracle.
National media should really be covering the fact thay every major school, museum, and arts institution in the Twin Cities, and hundreds of local businesses are closed tomorrow to protest federal occupation.
Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.
Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.
January 22, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Congress passed the Taft-Hartley Act in 1947 (over Truman's veto) to make general strikes so incredibly difficult to organize that there hasn't been one since.
That there is a general strike happening in a major US city on such short notice is nothing short of a miracle.
That there is a general strike happening in a major US city on such short notice is nothing short of a miracle.
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An interview with Donald Trump ended prematurely after Z-Targeting reticles appeared on the president’s extremities.
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paletteswap.site/dif...
January 22, 2026 at 11:57 PM
An interview with Donald Trump ended prematurely after Z-Targeting reticles appeared on the president’s extremities.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
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As someone who has loved He-Man since I was a child in the 1980s, I'm withholding judgment until I actually see the movie (wise policy, I've found), but if you're upset by the fleeting shot of Adam having his pronouns on his nameplate, good, I'm glad you're upset, you're a loser.
January 22, 2026 at 9:15 PM
As someone who has loved He-Man since I was a child in the 1980s, I'm withholding judgment until I actually see the movie (wise policy, I've found), but if you're upset by the fleeting shot of Adam having his pronouns on his nameplate, good, I'm glad you're upset, you're a loser.
"The pee tapes would ruin his career."
Substantial, credible claims of assault, rape of minors, and a statement without limiting statute of murdering a baby to cover impregnating a minor later....
"We just can't do anything drastic."
Substantial, credible claims of assault, rape of minors, and a statement without limiting statute of murdering a baby to cover impregnating a minor later....
"We just can't do anything drastic."
January 23, 2026 at 12:27 AM
"The pee tapes would ruin his career."
Substantial, credible claims of assault, rape of minors, and a statement without limiting statute of murdering a baby to cover impregnating a minor later....
"We just can't do anything drastic."
Substantial, credible claims of assault, rape of minors, and a statement without limiting statute of murdering a baby to cover impregnating a minor later....
"We just can't do anything drastic."
"'The Pissing on Our Heads and Telling Us it's Raining' party votes for more asparagus and apple juice for the people pissing on their heads in hopes of 'stopping the rain'" should not be a 1:1 description of an opposition party during an actual fascist coup. Yet...
January 23, 2026 at 12:23 AM
"'The Pissing on Our Heads and Telling Us it's Raining' party votes for more asparagus and apple juice for the people pissing on their heads in hopes of 'stopping the rain'" should not be a 1:1 description of an opposition party during an actual fascist coup. Yet...
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Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
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Nice to see this wonderful, world famous fossil site getting the support it needs to move forward with plans to renovate the campus! #RanchoLaBrea #TarPits #Pleistocene #Fossils #IceAge
La Brea Tar Pits receives largest-ever donation toward new Ice Age research center as part of campus makeover
Thanks to its largest-ever donation, the La Brea Tar Pits will now house the Samuel Oschin Global Center for Ice Age Research.
www.latimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Nice to see this wonderful, world famous fossil site getting the support it needs to move forward with plans to renovate the campus! #RanchoLaBrea #TarPits #Pleistocene #Fossils #IceAge
Things that preclude you from ICE onboarding:
Previous service
Spelling errors
Owning Falling Down or Fight Club on two or more media
3+ holes in the plaster of your home
Skidmarks
Itchy Scrot
Any active insurance claim for your partner 'falling down the stairs.'
Demi-Lingualism
Previous service
Spelling errors
Owning Falling Down or Fight Club on two or more media
3+ holes in the plaster of your home
Skidmarks
Itchy Scrot
Any active insurance claim for your partner 'falling down the stairs.'
Demi-Lingualism
January 23, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Things that preclude you from ICE onboarding:
Previous service
Spelling errors
Owning Falling Down or Fight Club on two or more media
3+ holes in the plaster of your home
Skidmarks
Itchy Scrot
Any active insurance claim for your partner 'falling down the stairs.'
Demi-Lingualism
Previous service
Spelling errors
Owning Falling Down or Fight Club on two or more media
3+ holes in the plaster of your home
Skidmarks
Itchy Scrot
Any active insurance claim for your partner 'falling down the stairs.'
Demi-Lingualism
Lo, but the angel was hitting him with his own hands.
JD Vance: "I'm headed to Minneapolis where we're gonna talk with ICE agents and local officials about how we turn down the chaos. My simple piece of advice to them is going to be if you want to turn down the chaos in Minneapolis, stop fighting immigration enforcement."
January 23, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Lo, but the angel was hitting him with his own hands.
I step up to the podium, ready to defend my thesis.
The projector whirs to life. I press the advance button.
A click breaks the cold tension in the room.
The title pops up:
"Adjusting the Prime Function of the Drake Equation to Account For Nascent Data in Panspermia."
I cough.
"SKEET SKEET SKEET!"
The projector whirs to life. I press the advance button.
A click breaks the cold tension in the room.
The title pops up:
"Adjusting the Prime Function of the Drake Equation to Account For Nascent Data in Panspermia."
I cough.
"SKEET SKEET SKEET!"
January 23, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I step up to the podium, ready to defend my thesis.
The projector whirs to life. I press the advance button.
A click breaks the cold tension in the room.
The title pops up:
"Adjusting the Prime Function of the Drake Equation to Account For Nascent Data in Panspermia."
I cough.
"SKEET SKEET SKEET!"
The projector whirs to life. I press the advance button.
A click breaks the cold tension in the room.
The title pops up:
"Adjusting the Prime Function of the Drake Equation to Account For Nascent Data in Panspermia."
I cough.
"SKEET SKEET SKEET!"
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I am the most racist italian on long island and I support ICE. My grandparents came here the right way, by doing it in the 1930s and being from Europe. They also knew how to properly integrate even though they never learned English and never associated with any medigans
January 23, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I am the most racist italian on long island and I support ICE. My grandparents came here the right way, by doing it in the 1930s and being from Europe. They also knew how to properly integrate even though they never learned English and never associated with any medigans
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
What does avoiding a shutdown buy when the only functional service left is murdering civilians?
WHAT DOES AVOIDING A SHUTDOWN BUY IN A COUP?
JAAYZUS you freaks love the boot.
What does avoiding a shutdown buy when the only functional service left is murdering civilians?
WHAT DOES AVOIDING A SHUTDOWN BUY IN A COUP?
JAAYZUS you freaks love the boot.
January 22, 2026 at 11:58 PM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
What does avoiding a shutdown buy when the only functional service left is murdering civilians?
WHAT DOES AVOIDING A SHUTDOWN BUY IN A COUP?
JAAYZUS you freaks love the boot.
What does avoiding a shutdown buy when the only functional service left is murdering civilians?
WHAT DOES AVOIDING A SHUTDOWN BUY IN A COUP?
JAAYZUS you freaks love the boot.
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you should ask your employer right now what their policies are if you miss work or are late due to an interaction with ICE, ESPECIALLY if that interaction does not result in an arrest.
January 22, 2026 at 7:38 PM
you should ask your employer right now what their policies are if you miss work or are late due to an interaction with ICE, ESPECIALLY if that interaction does not result in an arrest.
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1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, and a golf course in Florida
Vance: If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.
January 22, 2026 at 11:54 PM
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, and a golf course in Florida