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Halloween't Andy
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Doughy guy, actor, filmmaker, retro buff, and future ghost from Seattle. Currently editing Gamers 4: Dorkness Falls and doomscrolling at a collegiate level.
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OMG. He Whee'd in the pool.

#ClairObscur #NotWhoo
Clair Obscur screenshot of a half-baked (as in unformed, not stoned) Gestral in Verso's drafts. Verso stands in front of him in a candy colored land, wearing a white tuxedo with gold accents like the opulent little rich kid he is, like he DIDN'T DIAF. The Gestral spake: "I feel very Whee!"
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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"YOU'RE GONNA DIE IN THERE! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"

(this is a quote, mods...calm down)
A ten gallon hat on a half-pint head. Donald Trump wears a huge cowboy hat, making him look excessively gaunt.
December 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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A screenshot of a text post. Text: There are no stupid questions. "If Half-Life 3 was announced as a Steam Machine Exclusive..." There is one stupid question.
December 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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A mathematical proof that God does not exist:
"Toys" of the 1980s cartoon characters The Littles. The toys are frighteningly awful and terrifying with horrifying eyes that are both dead AND hungry at the same time. Also there's no turtle.
December 12, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Everybody Loves Lists!

Classic Analog Sticks:

1000. N64 (post Mario Party)
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7. NeGcon
6. Dualshock
5. Dreamcast
4. OG Xbox/Dualshock 2
3. GameCube
2. N64 (brand new or brass bowl)
1. Sega Saturn 3D pad

Hon. Mention: 1986 Subaru GL 10
Neville's Corner (YouTube) - Neville Kennezzer is surrounded by pulsing rainbow blocks and is staring intently at the viewer. The words "Everybody Loves Lists" surround his head in a triangle.
December 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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If you're a YouTube biblical linguist, it's REQUIRED that you model your entire look on H. Jon Benjamin.
LanguageJones at YouTube Dan McKlelan on YouTube Prof. Noslen, Brasil H. Jon Benjamin on a red carpet, realizing he forgot his tiny hat.
December 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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"...doomed to repeat them" dot webp
A Limited Run game controller for Arzette. It's a pink and purple paddle modeled off of the CDi controller from the Philips CDi.
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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About to wreck my lunch.
A cheeseburger on a white plate surrounded by sauces. L to R, Housin, sugar-free ketchup, Kinder's Gold BBQ sauce, 2x Kinder's Hickory BBQ sauce, Kinder's sugar-free hickory barbecue sauce, French's yellow mustard. In the background, out of focus, is a bottle of Kewpie mayo.
December 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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If you know how the inside of one of these smelled like everything that was every poured from it, no matter how many times you washed it, don't forget to schedule your colonoscopy.

Also because of the BPAs.
An orange Tupperware pitcher from the 1970s with a white lid. There's a push-button seal release in the middle.
December 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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"A game as a service is a guaranteed money maker. Single player games are not financially cogent" dot jay pee gee.
Three games on Steam. The first, Spider-Man 2 is full price at 60 dollars. The price it released at. The second, Gotham Knights is reduced to 12 dollars from 70. The third, Suicide Squad Kill The Justice League, is $3.49 reduced from $70.
December 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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What's the German word for 'Punchable Group Photo?'
Trump sits on a chair before the orgy begins. Behind him: George Strait, maybe? A wax figure of Sylvester Stalone, Paul Stanley as Michael Jackson, Gene Simmons as Tommy Wiesseau, and Peter Criss as Stephen Spielberg.
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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I'm sitting on a goldmine... A GOLDMINE!
A BTOP window showing 251Gib/256GB RAM at 39% usage
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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If you see this, post a Spider-Man
Orlando Jones as Anansi in American Gods. He stands in the belly of a ship carrying slaves to their hell in America. He wears a 50s-70s era patchwork suit.
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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FTFY @tylerfromtheinternet.com
A post from Tyler, From the Internet (@tylerfromtheinternet.com). Text: Ahahahahaha. :) Gen X's evolution into nuBoomer is finally complete. [A photo of some Xoomers, being from the late 60s mostly] Edited subtitle: Is Gen X Actually a Generation?
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Dom Dildodom, a character cut for length who also didn't appear in this movie.
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Reject ALL cookies.
A library checkout ledger inside the front cover of a book. Text: J398.2 Grimm, Jacob GRI The Twelve Dancing Princess A stamp reading "WITHDRAWN" sits above a table for dates the book has been checked out. The table is blank. Two more stamps are on the page and slip, both reading: LA GRANGE PARK PUBLIC LIBRARY DISTRICT
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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A scene from Futurama with Philip J. Fry seated on a couch. Text: Most folks just call me Orange Joe.
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Happy Valentine's Day! Robble Robble!
A garfield cartoon meme. Jon Arbuckles at the waist to reach into an oven. Garfield looks on, feigning interest, but craving only food. Jon's speech bubble has been edited to read: "Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food"
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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"Kubrick's elevator, Donald Trump's tantrum room, and Tyler's sinuses."
<rrrrrriiip>
"Name three things the reader already figured out in the first half of the joke."
Johnny Carson as Carnack the Great, a white man in a hat that looks like one of the pillows your aunt won't let you sit on with an ostrich feather in it, possibly representing a turban. He is wearing a cape and a ... bathtub drain pendant?
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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"Reach into your bag and pull out my wallet. It's the one from TEMU that says..."
Embossed text, black shading on white background. Text: INCOMPETENT FORNICATOR OF MATRIARCHS
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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So, like, seriously... let's talk about the movie that never got made about Harold being a Ranger in Korea. Guessing at least one of those medals is for eating a guy.
A scene from Teen Wolf depicting Scott Howard (Michael J. Fox) talking to his father, Harold (James Hampton). Scott is standing in front of a framed US Army Rangers patch and a Combat Infantry Badge from the Korean war.
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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I actually made something for this about 20 years ago. I just didn't realize it until today. Time's a fat circle, eh?
Charlie Brown style drawing. Batman stands next to a very tattered christmas tree. Robin stands with his arms outstretched, saying: My parents are dead too...you blockhead!
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Batman's ONLY stage of grief
A screenshot of a Bluesky post from @tylerfromtheinternet.com replying to @bornmiserable.bsky.social. Original post: BATMAN'S FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF - denial - anger - bargaining - dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime - acceptance Quote post text: Batman's four stages of grief Updated text: Next to list items 1, 2, 3, and 5 are the words: Thwack! THUD! OOF! PARALYZE! in stylized comic fonts aping the 60s TV show.
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM