Queef Creamerton
@yodacat.bsky.social
Resident of the South Coast. Harvard trained Amateur Breast Density Expert. Project Manager @NASA. PhD from MIT. Not a doctor. Practicing Lawyer. Licensed Rancher. Voted One of the Preferred Men Online. Officially considered "a person that can be met".
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Queef Creamerton
@yodacat.bsky.social
· Jul 1
This guy at my gangbang was so funny he made milk come out my butt.
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We need a new weird event to get us back on the right timeline. Something totally out there that unexpectedly unites us and jolts us back to the good times. I'm sorry folks, but we might gotta kill us another Harambe.
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
We need a new weird event to get us back on the right timeline. Something totally out there that unexpectedly unites us and jolts us back to the good times. I'm sorry folks, but we might gotta kill us another Harambe.
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First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
*taking a huge surprise piss* ohhhh shit god dammit fuck me how does this shit work oh christ I hope everyone else feels this way I miss sex
January 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
*taking a huge surprise piss* ohhhh shit god dammit fuck me how does this shit work oh christ I hope everyone else feels this way I miss sex
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That's not gonna be vaginal milk. It's gonna be bladder milk.
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
That's not gonna be vaginal milk. It's gonna be bladder milk.
Ok like, logistically is this even possible? Did they have a vial of it? Did they milk it out like a snake?
If I was a Smoothie King regular, I might want to know the name of the town and location.
January 6, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Ok like, logistically is this even possible? Did they have a vial of it? Did they milk it out like a snake?
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Microsoft has the largest legacy developer staff in tech, the largest codebase around submitted to them, an insurmountable load of momentum, and hosts a third of the internet & can't make AI work
This should be a sign that AI at scale is far away/will never work but nope, that's not his perf bonus
This should be a sign that AI at scale is far away/will never work but nope, that's not his perf bonus
Rebranding Office to Copilot sure feels like a "New Coke" moment for Microsoft.
January 5, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Microsoft has the largest legacy developer staff in tech, the largest codebase around submitted to them, an insurmountable load of momentum, and hosts a third of the internet & can't make AI work
This should be a sign that AI at scale is far away/will never work but nope, that's not his perf bonus
This should be a sign that AI at scale is far away/will never work but nope, that's not his perf bonus
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@chickenboo.bsky.social new crochet thing for ya
January 5, 2026 at 5:26 PM
@chickenboo.bsky.social new crochet thing for ya
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I know the United States has been doing some pretty bad stuff lately, but I think this is probably the last one. Gonna let my guard down for a while
January 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I know the United States has been doing some pretty bad stuff lately, but I think this is probably the last one. Gonna let my guard down for a while
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My narcan kit expired so I’m going to the pharmacy to get a new one for free. Everyone in Canada can do this and it takes fewer than 5 minutes to learn how to administer it. You should do that!
January 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
My narcan kit expired so I’m going to the pharmacy to get a new one for free. Everyone in Canada can do this and it takes fewer than 5 minutes to learn how to administer it. You should do that!
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oh man i love this websight
January 4, 2026 at 1:43 PM
oh man i love this websight
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This is the one that made me vow to destroy Netflix
January 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
This is the one that made me vow to destroy Netflix
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military mom here. a murderer fell out of my pussy like twenty years ago
look man at that point you get yourself arrested
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
military mom here. a murderer fell out of my pussy like twenty years ago
this is what they mean by "breasting boobily"
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
"Americans don't want to pay for a war for oil! Americans want... affordable COOKING oil! For the kitchen! Remember eggs?!"
I sure hope chuck schumer writes an angry letter
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
"Americans don't want to pay for a war for oil! Americans want... affordable COOKING oil! For the kitchen! Remember eggs?!"
So glad I don't have to apologize for liking wars for oil anymore.
January 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
So glad I don't have to apologize for liking wars for oil anymore.
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lisa this was about the georgia bulldogs but i appreciate your kind message
Why not? God is love and love is simple
December 8, 2024 at 1:16 AM
lisa this was about the georgia bulldogs but i appreciate your kind message
Wait are we supposed to still hate Somalians now? Whatever happened to Haitians? Who am I supposed to hate next? I can't keep up.
January 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Wait are we supposed to still hate Somalians now? Whatever happened to Haitians? Who am I supposed to hate next? I can't keep up.
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*Extremely Paul McCartney voice*
Simply doing extrajudicial crimes
Simply doing extrajudicial crimes
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
*Extremely Paul McCartney voice*
Simply doing extrajudicial crimes
Simply doing extrajudicial crimes
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I’m embarrassed to say it, but if my kids had to operate a still or run bootleg liquor over the border from Canada they wouldn’t even know where to start.
Kids today don't know how to
*Use Morse Code
*Operate a Telegraph
*Shoe a mule
*Refuse quarter to confederate soldiers
*Operate a large scale fur trapping operation
*Use Morse Code
*Operate a Telegraph
*Shoe a mule
*Refuse quarter to confederate soldiers
*Operate a large scale fur trapping operation
It's 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
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Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
January 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I’m embarrassed to say it, but if my kids had to operate a still or run bootleg liquor over the border from Canada they wouldn’t even know where to start.