Queef Creamerton
@yodacat.bsky.social
Resident of the South Coast. Harvard trained Amateur Breast Density Expert. Project Manager @NASA. PhD from MIT. Not a doctor. Practicing Lawyer. Licensed Rancher. Voted One of the Preferred Men Online. Officially considered "a person that can be met".
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Queef Creamerton
@yodacat.bsky.social
· Jul 1
This guy at my gangbang was so funny he made milk come out my butt.
Democrats are going to run on "covering up to 20% of the daycare costs for children under 5 for victims of ICE shootings who have no criminal record"
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Democrats are going to run on "covering up to 20% of the daycare costs for children under 5 for victims of ICE shootings who have no criminal record"
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I don't want some quack to kill me but it'd be nice to have an anesthesia nap every once in a while, they should offer that at the hospital
January 7, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I don't want some quack to kill me but it'd be nice to have an anesthesia nap every once in a while, they should offer that at the hospital
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Wtf is happening to my algorithm on the gram?!?!?
January 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Wtf is happening to my algorithm on the gram?!?!?
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This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
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As far as legacy goes, the "Sucking 3 Dicks Dance" is really the highlight.
January 6, 2026 at 5:54 PM
As far as legacy goes, the "Sucking 3 Dicks Dance" is really the highlight.
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cumming inside you and then immediately grabbing my phone and googling "sex finale explained"
January 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
cumming inside you and then immediately grabbing my phone and googling "sex finale explained"
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this is how every outlet should refer to X
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
this is how every outlet should refer to X
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Pete Buttigieg looks like he’d go to Home Depot hungry and come out with too much wood
January 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Pete Buttigieg looks like he’d go to Home Depot hungry and come out with too much wood
@redmcwilliams.bsky.social still time
January 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM
@redmcwilliams.bsky.social still time
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Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman
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We need a new weird event to get us back on the right timeline. Something totally out there that unexpectedly unites us and jolts us back to the good times. I'm sorry folks, but we might gotta kill us another Harambe.
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
We need a new weird event to get us back on the right timeline. Something totally out there that unexpectedly unites us and jolts us back to the good times. I'm sorry folks, but we might gotta kill us another Harambe.
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First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
*taking a huge surprise piss* ohhhh shit god dammit fuck me how does this shit work oh christ I hope everyone else feels this way I miss sex
January 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
*taking a huge surprise piss* ohhhh shit god dammit fuck me how does this shit work oh christ I hope everyone else feels this way I miss sex
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That's not gonna be vaginal milk. It's gonna be bladder milk.
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
That's not gonna be vaginal milk. It's gonna be bladder milk.
Ok like, logistically is this even possible? Did they have a vial of it? Did they milk it out like a snake?
If I was a Smoothie King regular, I might want to know the name of the town and location.
January 6, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Ok like, logistically is this even possible? Did they have a vial of it? Did they milk it out like a snake?
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Microsoft has the largest legacy developer staff in tech, the largest codebase around submitted to them, an insurmountable load of momentum, and hosts a third of the internet & can't make AI work
This should be a sign that AI at scale is far away/will never work but nope, that's not his perf bonus
This should be a sign that AI at scale is far away/will never work but nope, that's not his perf bonus
Rebranding Office to Copilot sure feels like a "New Coke" moment for Microsoft.
January 5, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Microsoft has the largest legacy developer staff in tech, the largest codebase around submitted to them, an insurmountable load of momentum, and hosts a third of the internet & can't make AI work
This should be a sign that AI at scale is far away/will never work but nope, that's not his perf bonus
This should be a sign that AI at scale is far away/will never work but nope, that's not his perf bonus
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@chickenboo.bsky.social new crochet thing for ya
January 5, 2026 at 5:26 PM
@chickenboo.bsky.social new crochet thing for ya
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I know the United States has been doing some pretty bad stuff lately, but I think this is probably the last one. Gonna let my guard down for a while
January 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I know the United States has been doing some pretty bad stuff lately, but I think this is probably the last one. Gonna let my guard down for a while
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