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@anacrusisnt.bsky.social
I'm like if a really cool person kinda sucked
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I don't know what radiohead was talking about I don't think the computer is ok at all.
fuck instant yeast all my homies hate instant yeast
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
fuck instant yeast all my homies hate instant yeast
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8am to the 3pm? That’s what I call revving up time. That last hour and a half of work is when the real magic happens.
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
8am to the 3pm? That’s what I call revving up time. That last hour and a half of work is when the real magic happens.
hmm. I wonder if there is something going on outside. I guess we will never know
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
hmm. I wonder if there is something going on outside. I guess we will never know
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
thank goodness mochi is here to save me from blanket snakes
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
thank goodness mochi is here to save me from blanket snakes
"live by the sword" this, "die by the sword" that. whatever happened to tenderly embracing the sword, as you would a lover
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"live by the sword" this, "die by the sword" that. whatever happened to tenderly embracing the sword, as you would a lover
oh shit happy payday beloveds
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
oh shit happy payday beloveds
damn trump was besties with the most notorious pedophile of all time and turns out the pedophile fucking hated him
Jeffrey Epstein to Lawrence Summers (both of whom are very bad people):
“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”
“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
damn trump was besties with the most notorious pedophile of all time and turns out the pedophile fucking hated him
new primary care provider is fine!
I don't date anymore but I am currently waiting to be seen by a new primary care provider and that's basically the same thing
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
new primary care provider is fine!
I have officially lost 115 lbs in the last two years
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I have officially lost 115 lbs in the last two years
I don't date anymore but I am currently waiting to be seen by a new primary care provider and that's basically the same thing
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I don't date anymore but I am currently waiting to be seen by a new primary care provider and that's basically the same thing
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Vaxxed?
The American penny died on Wednesday in Philadelphia. It was 232. The cause was irrelevance and expensiveness, the Treasury Department said. Nothing could be bought any more with a penny, as the cost to mint the penny had risen to more than 3 cents. nyti.ms/48bFd5K
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Vaxxed?
hope you're all enjoying the aurora you fucking traitors
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
hope you're all enjoying the aurora you fucking traitors
I had an undercut for the majority of my 20's and spent the last year growing it out. it's all the same length now but the bottom half of my hair is SO MUCH WAVIER
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I had an undercut for the majority of my 20's and spent the last year growing it out. it's all the same length now but the bottom half of my hair is SO MUCH WAVIER
obviously the solution here is to have James Bond regenerate like in Doctor Who. like come on now.
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
obviously the solution here is to have James Bond regenerate like in Doctor Who. like come on now.
I do not think my radiators are on lmao
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I do not think my radiators are on lmao
mango: aaaaaaaaa
me: hey mango
mango: AAAAAAAAAAAA
me: JESUS CHRIST HI MANGO
mango:
mango: aaaaaaaaaa
me: hey mango
mango: AAAAAAAAAAAA
me: JESUS CHRIST HI MANGO
mango:
mango: aaaaaaaaaa
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
mango: aaaaaaaaa
me: hey mango
mango: AAAAAAAAAAAA
me: JESUS CHRIST HI MANGO
mango:
mango: aaaaaaaaaa
me: hey mango
mango: AAAAAAAAAAAA
me: JESUS CHRIST HI MANGO
mango:
mango: aaaaaaaaaa
"everywhere I go, damn, there I am"
-- ben folds
-- ben folds
![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"everywhere I go, damn, there I am"
-- ben folds
-- ben folds
everyone shut the hell up, I am watching wrestling
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
everyone shut the hell up, I am watching wrestling
I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch
I have successfully gooped the cats for another month with minimal incident. get gooped, losers
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I have successfully gooped the cats for another month with minimal incident. get gooped, losers
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mango when I am working: IF I DO NOT GET ATTENTION RIGHT NOW I WILL LITERALLY DIE
mango when I am parked on the couch watching TV and would happily pay attention to her: eh. whatever
mango when I am trying to sleep: IF I DO NOT GET ATTENTION RIGHT NOW I WILL LITERALLY DIE
mango when I am parked on the couch watching TV and would happily pay attention to her: eh. whatever
mango when I am trying to sleep: IF I DO NOT GET ATTENTION RIGHT NOW I WILL LITERALLY DIE
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
mango when I am working: IF I DO NOT GET ATTENTION RIGHT NOW I WILL LITERALLY DIE
mango when I am parked on the couch watching TV and would happily pay attention to her: eh. whatever
mango when I am trying to sleep: IF I DO NOT GET ATTENTION RIGHT NOW I WILL LITERALLY DIE
mango when I am parked on the couch watching TV and would happily pay attention to her: eh. whatever
mango when I am trying to sleep: IF I DO NOT GET ATTENTION RIGHT NOW I WILL LITERALLY DIE
okay yeah there we go. there is the human misery I am used to. welcome back my old friend
in all seriousness my body cannot handle three days of good news in a row. I am too accustomed to abject human misery. I keep running to the bathroom to throw up
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
okay yeah there we go. there is the human misery I am used to. welcome back my old friend