Witchful Thinking
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due to inflation, the cost of building a guillotine has increased from $1,200 to $1,472
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surprised they're trying to hire them back, "12yr olds smoking unfiltered pall malls" sounds right for the playbook
The FDA is asking laid-off employees to temporarily return after mass cuts decimated the agency’s ability to penalize stores that sell cigarettes and vapes to minors.
The FDA fired its tobacco enforcers. Now it wants them back.
The agency asked laid-off workers to return after gutting the office that penalizes stores for selling tobacco to minors.
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April 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
surprised they're trying to hire them back, "12yr olds smoking unfiltered pall malls" sounds right for the playbook
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Pro-natalists: you need to have at least 10 kids
Normal people: why, are you expecting half of them to die before puberty due to lack of modern health and sanitation?
Pro-natalists: you're never gonna believe what we also advocate
Normal people: why, are you expecting half of them to die before puberty due to lack of modern health and sanitation?
Pro-natalists: you're never gonna believe what we also advocate
April 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Pro-natalists: you need to have at least 10 kids
Normal people: why, are you expecting half of them to die before puberty due to lack of modern health and sanitation?
Pro-natalists: you're never gonna believe what we also advocate
Normal people: why, are you expecting half of them to die before puberty due to lack of modern health and sanitation?
Pro-natalists: you're never gonna believe what we also advocate
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Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
April 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
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Criminals deserve due process because due process is literally how we determine whether someone is, *in fact*, a criminal
April 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Criminals deserve due process because due process is literally how we determine whether someone is, *in fact*, a criminal
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important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:
April 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:
if citizens are being deported, there is no such thing as "being a citizen," anymore.
Not sure who needs to hear this but one cannot “deport” a citizen.
Thank you.
Thank you.
April 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
if citizens are being deported, there is no such thing as "being a citizen," anymore.
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The person who runs the Libs of TikTok account says she "arrested some criminal illegal aliens" with Kristi Noem this morning in Arizona and promises some "exclusive" social media content "coming soon."
She's also wearing a badge in this picture.
She's also wearing a badge in this picture.
April 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The person who runs the Libs of TikTok account says she "arrested some criminal illegal aliens" with Kristi Noem this morning in Arizona and promises some "exclusive" social media content "coming soon."
She's also wearing a badge in this picture.
She's also wearing a badge in this picture.
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probably the most mischievous grin ever
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
probably the most mischievous grin ever
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i truly can’t wrap my head around ppl following this story who STILL don’t think this is political or who still deny that something bigger than taylor is in play
February 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i truly can’t wrap my head around ppl following this story who STILL don’t think this is political or who still deny that something bigger than taylor is in play
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they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever
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Kendrick certainly just made all the worst people in this country mad, so that’s some nice icing on the cake
February 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Kendrick certainly just made all the worst people in this country mad, so that’s some nice icing on the cake
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Hospitals that can afford Super Bowl ads shouldn’t be sending their patients to collections
So what do my HCW friends think about NYU Langone spending millions of dollars in the Super Bowl for an ad instead of say paying more to their workers or buy new equipment?
Good use of resources? 🤔
Good use of resources? 🤔
February 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Hospitals that can afford Super Bowl ads shouldn’t be sending their patients to collections
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remember this feeling they can’t steal all joy from you
February 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
remember this feeling they can’t steal all joy from you
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Muting Tom Brady, turning on the Philly police scanner
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Muting Tom Brady, turning on the Philly police scanner
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"no our smoker cuts grass" heh
February 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
"no our smoker cuts grass" heh
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Drake’s fall from grace—from pop superstar to rap beef punchline—is proof that we as a nation can turn away from Trumpism with the proper amount of ridicule and grassroots communal celebration
I will not be taking questions at this time
I will not be taking questions at this time
this is the most patriotic I’ve felt since 9/11
February 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Drake’s fall from grace—from pop superstar to rap beef punchline—is proof that we as a nation can turn away from Trumpism with the proper amount of ridicule and grassroots communal celebration
I will not be taking questions at this time
I will not be taking questions at this time
this is simply how Philadelphia was created. a demonstration of rebirth.
“we have too many we keep losing the barricades” is being repeated with increasing levels of panic lol
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this is simply how Philadelphia was created. a demonstration of rebirth.
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“we have too many we keep losing the barricades” is being repeated with increasing levels of panic lol
February 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
“we have too many we keep losing the barricades” is being repeated with increasing levels of panic lol
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funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
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THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
February 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
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I think at this point we have to say that Kendrick releasing Not Like Us was the most successful political assassination since Shinzo Abe
February 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I think at this point we have to say that Kendrick releasing Not Like Us was the most successful political assassination since Shinzo Abe
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Fabulous 🇺🇸💥
February 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Fabulous 🇺🇸💥