Orcs love Winterfell
@winterfellorcs.bsky.social
We are a collection of orcs, watching Game of Thrones on Sauron’s high-def palantir.
If you have a label from the @bskyttrpg.bsky.social account, we orcs are likely to duel you. It’s for fun.
If you have a label from the @bskyttrpg.bsky.social account, we orcs are likely to duel you. It’s for fun.
Actually, that is an orc.
Everybody stop what you're doing and look at this cat I'm sitting
February 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Actually, that is an orc.
Actually, that is an orc.
February 6, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Actually, that is an orc.
Actually, that is an orc.
An adorable orc.
An adorable orc.
Gremmie is the cutest dog of all the dogs (except your dog, yeah yeah), LOOK at her.
January 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Actually, that is an orc.
An adorable orc.
An adorable orc.
Actually, that is an orc.
Noontime supplemental cat picture: Smudge stares into your very soul
January 4, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Actually, that is an orc.
We thought it said Big Book of Orcs!
Still, 5 stars, would recommend.
Still, 5 stars, would recommend.
The Big Book of Torcs is 6 years old! 🎉
www.bigbookoftorcs.com 🧵
In total, since January 2020, it's had 59,979 views from 34,504 people in 140 countries (only c.50% are from the UK) ...and these numbers are increasing every year!
#Archaeology 🏺
www.bigbookoftorcs.com 🧵
In total, since January 2020, it's had 59,979 views from 34,504 people in 140 countries (only c.50% are from the UK) ...and these numbers are increasing every year!
#Archaeology 🏺
January 1, 2026 at 1:26 PM
We thought it said Big Book of Orcs!
Still, 5 stars, would recommend.
Still, 5 stars, would recommend.
Reposted by Orcs love Winterfell
A message for you all to carry through the year
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
A message for you all to carry through the year
Actually, those are orcs.
We uruks are making a big shout out to your cool orcs, dear Goodperson Lindsey
We uruks are making a big shout out to your cool orcs, dear Goodperson Lindsey
December 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Actually, those are orcs.
We uruks are making a big shout out to your cool orcs, dear Goodperson Lindsey
We uruks are making a big shout out to your cool orcs, dear Goodperson Lindsey
No no no, we orcs think Osgiliath is totally well-defended as is. We'd never consider capturing it sneakily, you can take our word on that. The Steward should honestly defund the rangers in Ithilien as well and get a peace dividend.
#ARIIAB
#ARIIAB
Rewatching The Return of the King with Mrs. Henley Music. I’m no monarchist but maybe a King in Gondor would do a better job deploying scouts and pickets around Osgiliath.
December 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
No no no, we orcs think Osgiliath is totally well-defended as is. We'd never consider capturing it sneakily, you can take our word on that. The Steward should honestly defund the rangers in Ithilien as well and get a peace dividend.
#ARIIAB
#ARIIAB
May you be as happy today as Morgoth lounging around with stolen Silmarils.
December 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
May you be as happy today as Morgoth lounging around with stolen Silmarils.
We uruks would like to have an honest talk with this Tolkien fellow.
Tolkien:Orcs are symbolic of how corruption cannot truly create. They are unlike humans, who might choose evil but could also choose to change. As the creation of a wholly evil being, there is no spark of good in them, for evil can only create in its own image.
They also have Cockney accents.
They also have Cockney accents.
December 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
We uruks would like to have an honest talk with this Tolkien fellow.
May someone in the Baltimore area (we uruks believe that is in the shire called the Land of Mary) please consider providing long-term shelter to this noble orc named Angelo
Looking for a Christmas miracle for a kitty (aging parent situation) for Baltimore pals: (1/2)
""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."
""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."
December 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
May someone in the Baltimore area (we uruks believe that is in the shire called the Land of Mary) please consider providing long-term shelter to this noble orc named Angelo
MELKORMAS!!!
December 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM
MELKORMAS!!!
Actually, that is an orc.
Very fancy potato bear postcard from my collection, unsent and date unknown.
December 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Actually, that is an orc.
TERRIFYING!
Earlier in the year I ran one of the photos of me in my elf costume through the "gender" setting on FaceApp and the result came out unsettlingly hot (and also roughly 20 years younger)
December 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
TERRIFYING!
Merry Melkormas Eve!!! Tonight, if we orcs have been very very goblin-mode, Morgoth will visit from the void to wreck our Melkormas trees
😈🎄
😈🎄
December 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Merry Melkormas Eve!!! Tonight, if we orcs have been very very goblin-mode, Morgoth will visit from the void to wreck our Melkormas trees
😈🎄
😈🎄
Actually, that is an orc.
My husband’s coworker rescued this little fellow and he’s ready for a home. Seriously considering a third cat!!
December 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Actually, that is an orc.
What a coincidence! It is Melkormas Eve Eve here in Dol Guldur, and also over 60 degrees.
Wait, are we talking normal degrees, or that weird degrees "Fahrenheit" that the Hobbits use?
Wait, are we talking normal degrees, or that weird degrees "Fahrenheit" that the Hobbits use?
Happy Christmas Eve Eve, it is over 60 degrees in Denver again
December 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
What a coincidence! It is Melkormas Eve Eve here in Dol Guldur, and also over 60 degrees.
Wait, are we talking normal degrees, or that weird degrees "Fahrenheit" that the Hobbits use?
Wait, are we talking normal degrees, or that weird degrees "Fahrenheit" that the Hobbits use?
Happy Melkormas Eve Eve to all who celebrate (mostly, orcs. You elves don't celebrate MEE, other than to say in your musical language "Thanks be to Elbereth, at least it isn't Melkormas Eve yet")
😈🎄🎉
😈🎄🎉
December 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Happy Melkormas Eve Eve to all who celebrate (mostly, orcs. You elves don't celebrate MEE, other than to say in your musical language "Thanks be to Elbereth, at least it isn't Melkormas Eve yet")
😈🎄🎉
😈🎄🎉
Actually, that is an orc.
Not a single thought in this dummy's head, perfect dog
December 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Actually, that is an orc.
We uruks can tell when one of Morgoth's hideous servitors are trying to pass as not-monstrous. A lot of glitter and gemstones are involved.
if this was me at a public event mourning my spouse who was violently murdered my kids would either have me committed or never speak to me again
December 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
We uruks can tell when one of Morgoth's hideous servitors are trying to pass as not-monstrous. A lot of glitter and gemstones are involved.
Just four more nights until Melkormas! The day after Melkormas Eve, where Morgoth might return for the evening, to smash trees decorated with fake Silmarils.
We uruks can't wait! And the gift giving, celebrating when Melkor gave a bunch of jewels to Ungoliant for her help in wrecking those bright -
We uruks can't wait! And the gift giving, celebrating when Melkor gave a bunch of jewels to Ungoliant for her help in wrecking those bright -
December 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just four more nights until Melkormas! The day after Melkormas Eve, where Morgoth might return for the evening, to smash trees decorated with fake Silmarils.
We uruks can't wait! And the gift giving, celebrating when Melkor gave a bunch of jewels to Ungoliant for her help in wrecking those bright -
We uruks can't wait! And the gift giving, celebrating when Melkor gave a bunch of jewels to Ungoliant for her help in wrecking those bright -
Hooray! We uruks labored mightily, and erected a Melkormas tree, bedecked with faux-Silmarils and other hateful nonsense for Morgoth to wreck on Melkormas Eve. We orcs are so excited!
😈🎄
😈🎄
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hooray! We uruks labored mightily, and erected a Melkormas tree, bedecked with faux-Silmarils and other hateful nonsense for Morgoth to wreck on Melkormas Eve. We orcs are so excited!
😈🎄
😈🎄
Actually, that is an orc.
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Actually, that is an orc.
We are less than a moon's turn from MELKORMAS!!!
December 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
We are less than a moon's turn from MELKORMAS!!!