willoughby
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willoughby
@willoughby.bsky.social
· Aug 27
It's Vulture Movie Fantasy League season again! Here's my roster!
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The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal
can't believe [REDACTED] didn't even get a post-murder confessional after they were murdered at the banquet #thetraitorsUS that was so funny lmao
January 31, 2026 at 12:19 AM
can't believe [REDACTED] didn't even get a post-murder confessional after they were murdered at the banquet #thetraitorsUS that was so funny lmao
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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Subject: E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Title: Xbox LIVE - E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Xbox LIVE
E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Dear Xbox LIVE member,
This message is to notify you that Xbox LIVE has permanently suspended the Xbox LIVE
account associated with this email address. This action is based on the New York Attorney
GeneralAs partnership with Microsoft and other online gaming companies to remove New York
registered sex offenders from online gaming services to minimize the risk to others, particularly
children. As a result, any Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address will not be able
to connect to Xbox LIVE.
If you have an Xbox LIVE Gold subscription, or any unused Microsoft points, we are refunding
the remaining value of those to you within 30 days.
If you do not receive a refund within 30 days, or if you feel that you have been banned
incorrectly, please send Microsoft a notice using the process at www.xbox.com/notice.
Sincerely,
Xbox LIVE
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January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:28 PM
A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
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Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it
The City’s Budget is our future. And you deserve to know how it works.
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it
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ClickHole article from yesterday that came true in 24 hours. clickhole.com/reversing-st...
Reversing Strategies: President Trump Is Now Urgently Reminding Everyone That He Is In The Epstein Files To Distract From ICE Murdering U.S. Citizens
clickhole.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:03 PM
ClickHole article from yesterday that came true in 24 hours. clickhole.com/reversing-st...
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nintendo is going to drone strike the data center responsible for this
Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
January 29, 2026 at 5:52 PM
nintendo is going to drone strike the data center responsible for this
today's episode of Starfleet Academy owns bones. that was so good
January 29, 2026 at 11:28 AM
today's episode of Starfleet Academy owns bones. that was so good
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Almost 100% of democrats need to be pressure washed out of that building
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 28, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Almost 100% of democrats need to be pressure washed out of that building
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Keep Honking! I'm Liking Sinners And One Battle After Another The Exact Right Amount
January 28, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Keep Honking! I'm Liking Sinners And One Battle After Another The Exact Right Amount
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"Look, dude, if you give me a couple bucks, you give me a prompt, I riff hard. That's just how it works. Then I go home and I smoke a joint." www.polygon.com/you-are-a-re...
How Jacob Wysocki accidentally created the internet’s favorite affirmation
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY
www.polygon.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:38 PM
"Look, dude, if you give me a couple bucks, you give me a prompt, I riff hard. That's just how it works. Then I go home and I smoke a joint." www.polygon.com/you-are-a-re...
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crazy deal for fans of star charts and bold gothic serifs
STAR WARS Jedi Bundle is $10.42 on Steam buff.ly/mT4fcO2
-Jedi Fallen Order $3.19
-Jedi Survivor $8.39
-Jedi Fallen Order $3.19
-Jedi Survivor $8.39
January 28, 2026 at 2:54 PM
crazy deal for fans of star charts and bold gothic serifs
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We’re pulling out all the stops to get back to normal service! ❄️
Meet the fire snake. 🔥 🐍
Meet the fire snake. 🔥 🐍
January 27, 2026 at 10:22 PM
We’re pulling out all the stops to get back to normal service! ❄️
Meet the fire snake. 🔥 🐍
Meet the fire snake. 🔥 🐍
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Update on weekend snow potential: The most reliable model data continues to keep the storm too far south and east for snow in the D.C. area. However, it’s still close enough that we are not yet a lock for no snow, and snow odds remain a little higher for the Eastern Shore.
More at cwg.live
More at cwg.live
January 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Update on weekend snow potential: The most reliable model data continues to keep the storm too far south and east for snow in the D.C. area. However, it’s still close enough that we are not yet a lock for no snow, and snow odds remain a little higher for the Eastern Shore.
More at cwg.live
More at cwg.live
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literally had to take a dirt shovel to the ice around our car to break it up
January 27, 2026 at 6:47 PM
literally had to take a dirt shovel to the ice around our car to break it up
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
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Abolish AND prosecute ICE.
January 27, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Abolish AND prosecute ICE.
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HP Lovecraft 's full name was "Harry Potter Lovecraft". which was why he was so racist
November 7, 2023 at 2:12 AM
HP Lovecraft 's full name was "Harry Potter Lovecraft". which was why he was so racist
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BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:40 PM
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
need opm to keep option for unscheduled telework available I just tried shoveling the car out and shits frozen solid out there
January 26, 2026 at 10:53 PM
need opm to keep option for unscheduled telework available I just tried shoveling the car out and shits frozen solid out there
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NEW: SchoolCast + FedCast for Tues! Most should have another snow day, if we're right.
This frozen concoction isn't going anywhere. Where it's untreated it will further consolidate into cement tonight with lows in the single digits.
Link to more details: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
This frozen concoction isn't going anywhere. Where it's untreated it will further consolidate into cement tonight with lows in the single digits.
Link to more details: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
January 26, 2026 at 4:43 PM
NEW: SchoolCast + FedCast for Tues! Most should have another snow day, if we're right.
This frozen concoction isn't going anywhere. Where it's untreated it will further consolidate into cement tonight with lows in the single digits.
Link to more details: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
This frozen concoction isn't going anywhere. Where it's untreated it will further consolidate into cement tonight with lows in the single digits.
Link to more details: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
happy birthday television!!!!!!
January 26, 2026 at 3:37 PM
happy birthday television!!!!!!