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willoughby
@willoughby.bsky.social
· Aug 27
It's Vulture Movie Fantasy League season again! Here's my roster!
scooter always has that shit on
February 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
scooter always has that shit on
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I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
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remember when trump was saying that the epstein files were a hoax? lmfao
February 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
remember when trump was saying that the epstein files were a hoax? lmfao
helped my sister dig her car out of her roadside parking spot and earned a lot of little brother points today
February 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
helped my sister dig her car out of her roadside parking spot and earned a lot of little brother points today
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SAN ANTONIO (AP) — Judge orders US to release father and 5-year-old taken into custody during Minnesota immigration crackdown.
January 31, 2026 at 8:29 PM
SAN ANTONIO (AP) — Judge orders US to release father and 5-year-old taken into custody during Minnesota immigration crackdown.
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Mayor Pete does not have many uses but he’s somehow found some sort of Dune cadence he can use on Fox News that puts whoever he is talking to in a trance and allows him to speak for five uninterrupted minutes
Buttigieg on Fox News: "Seeing an American taken to the ground, having his gun removed, being shot in the back 10 times, then having the govt say he was a terrorist all along based on no evidence.. those are kinds of things that as painful as they are, can actually bring together a lot of Americans"
January 31, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Mayor Pete does not have many uses but he’s somehow found some sort of Dune cadence he can use on Fox News that puts whoever he is talking to in a trance and allows him to speak for five uninterrupted minutes
since the start of the new year I've watched 10 films from the 1920s
January 31, 2026 at 7:27 PM
since the start of the new year I've watched 10 films from the 1920s
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This made me cry, no lie. Complicated reasons, one being its fuck you to the baked-in structures and strictures of the world that consider harm to be inevitable.
January 31, 2026 at 8:40 AM
This made me cry, no lie. Complicated reasons, one being its fuck you to the baked-in structures and strictures of the world that consider harm to be inevitable.
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The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal
can't believe [REDACTED] didn't even get a post-murder confessional after they were murdered at the banquet #thetraitorsUS that was so funny lmao
January 31, 2026 at 12:19 AM
can't believe [REDACTED] didn't even get a post-murder confessional after they were murdered at the banquet #thetraitorsUS that was so funny lmao
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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Subject: E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Title: Xbox LIVE - E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Xbox LIVE
E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Dear Xbox LIVE member,
This message is to notify you that Xbox LIVE has permanently suspended the Xbox LIVE
account associated with this email address. This action is based on the New York Attorney
GeneralAs partnership with Microsoft and other online gaming companies to remove New York
registered sex offenders from online gaming services to minimize the risk to others, particularly
children. As a result, any Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address will not be able
to connect to Xbox LIVE.
If you have an Xbox LIVE Gold subscription, or any unused Microsoft points, we are refunding
the remaining value of those to you within 30 days.
If you do not receive a refund within 30 days, or if you feel that you have been banned
incorrectly, please send Microsoft a notice using the process at www.xbox.com/notice.
Sincerely,
Xbox LIVE
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January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:28 PM
A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
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Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it
The City’s Budget is our future. And you deserve to know how it works.
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it
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nintendo is going to drone strike the data center responsible for this
Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
January 29, 2026 at 5:52 PM
nintendo is going to drone strike the data center responsible for this
today's episode of Starfleet Academy owns bones. that was so good
January 29, 2026 at 11:28 AM
today's episode of Starfleet Academy owns bones. that was so good
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Keep Honking! I'm Liking Sinners And One Battle After Another The Exact Right Amount
January 28, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Keep Honking! I'm Liking Sinners And One Battle After Another The Exact Right Amount
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"Look, dude, if you give me a couple bucks, you give me a prompt, I riff hard. That's just how it works. Then I go home and I smoke a joint." www.polygon.com/you-are-a-re...
How Jacob Wysocki accidentally created the internet’s favorite affirmation
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY
www.polygon.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:38 PM
"Look, dude, if you give me a couple bucks, you give me a prompt, I riff hard. That's just how it works. Then I go home and I smoke a joint." www.polygon.com/you-are-a-re...
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crazy deal for fans of star charts and bold gothic serifs
STAR WARS Jedi Bundle is $10.42 on Steam buff.ly/mT4fcO2
-Jedi Fallen Order $3.19
-Jedi Survivor $8.39
-Jedi Fallen Order $3.19
-Jedi Survivor $8.39
January 28, 2026 at 2:54 PM
crazy deal for fans of star charts and bold gothic serifs
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We’re pulling out all the stops to get back to normal service! ❄️
Meet the fire snake. 🔥 🐍
Meet the fire snake. 🔥 🐍
January 27, 2026 at 10:22 PM
We’re pulling out all the stops to get back to normal service! ❄️
Meet the fire snake. 🔥 🐍
Meet the fire snake. 🔥 🐍
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Update on weekend snow potential: The most reliable model data continues to keep the storm too far south and east for snow in the D.C. area. However, it’s still close enough that we are not yet a lock for no snow, and snow odds remain a little higher for the Eastern Shore.
More at cwg.live
More at cwg.live
January 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Update on weekend snow potential: The most reliable model data continues to keep the storm too far south and east for snow in the D.C. area. However, it’s still close enough that we are not yet a lock for no snow, and snow odds remain a little higher for the Eastern Shore.
More at cwg.live
More at cwg.live