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· Aug 27
It's Vulture Movie Fantasy League season again! Here's my roster!
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jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams
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did it in four words hemmingway
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
did it in four words hemmingway
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
we're cooked
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
we're cooked
gotta say, having not bought anything from LEGO's site in 3 years, this subject line gave me a heart attack. what the fuck. why the hell is that the subject line for a privacy policy update
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
gotta say, having not bought anything from LEGO's site in 3 years, this subject line gave me a heart attack. what the fuck. why the hell is that the subject line for a privacy policy update
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Not only do I not want to use your new A.I. mode, I want you to stop telling me about your new A.I. mode, this is like the waiter trying to tell me the specials, but what makes them special is that the chef is blindfolded and we've started keeping roach poison in salt shakers
December 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Not only do I not want to use your new A.I. mode, I want you to stop telling me about your new A.I. mode, this is like the waiter trying to tell me the specials, but what makes them special is that the chef is blindfolded and we've started keeping roach poison in salt shakers
Microsoft Flight Simulator is on PS5 :)
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Microsoft Flight Simulator is on PS5 :)
knives out 4 should crossover with the looper universe
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
knives out 4 should crossover with the looper universe
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where is friendship and naked gun, actual comedies
Golden Globes Nominations — Best Picture, Comedy/Musical
• Blue Moon
• Bugonia
• Marty Supreme
• No Other Choice
• Nouvelle Vague
• One Battle After Another
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/GGNoms25
• Blue Moon
• Bugonia
• Marty Supreme
• No Other Choice
• Nouvelle Vague
• One Battle After Another
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/GGNoms25
December 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
where is friendship and naked gun, actual comedies
I simply think the Warner Bros film studio should not be for sale
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I simply think the Warner Bros film studio should not be for sale
watching Materialists
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
watching Materialists
Discovered my local amc has a matinee showtime today for sentimental value 🙏🏻
trying to see if I can watch sentimental value and it was just an accident this weekend and why does AFI make it so hard to see these movies at a normal time 😭
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Discovered my local amc has a matinee showtime today for sentimental value 🙏🏻
in honor of remembering my father on 4th anniversary of his passing, here's the coolest photo ever taken of him
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
in honor of remembering my father on 4th anniversary of his passing, here's the coolest photo ever taken of him
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The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
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All these zillion dollar Hollywood deals and Deep Space Nine is still only viewable in Standard Def
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
All these zillion dollar Hollywood deals and Deep Space Nine is still only viewable in Standard Def
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Tech companies stop buying Warner Bros challenge.
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Tech companies stop buying Warner Bros challenge.
need the President of Movies to be Commander in Chief of Hollywood and stop this madness
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
need the President of Movies to be Commander in Chief of Hollywood and stop this madness
first snow of the year :)
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
first snow of the year :)
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Best case scenario: In their ongoing efforts to work with every famous auteur, Netflix runs Warner Bros. as a theatrical business.
Worst case scenario: Netflix spends so much money on auteur movies that they cancel Is This Cake
Worst case scenario: Netflix spends so much money on auteur movies that they cancel Is This Cake
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Best case scenario: In their ongoing efforts to work with every famous auteur, Netflix runs Warner Bros. as a theatrical business.
Worst case scenario: Netflix spends so much money on auteur movies that they cancel Is This Cake
Worst case scenario: Netflix spends so much money on auteur movies that they cancel Is This Cake
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NEW SNOW MAP! ❄️⬆️ Upping amounts for downtown D.C. and the southern suburbs…
Computer models now strongly suggest at least 1" of snow will reach downtown D.C. and the close-in southern suburbs, so we’ve raised the forecast there from a dusting–1" to 1–2 inches.
Otherwise, forecast unchanged.
Computer models now strongly suggest at least 1" of snow will reach downtown D.C. and the close-in southern suburbs, so we’ve raised the forecast there from a dusting–1" to 1–2 inches.
Otherwise, forecast unchanged.
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
NEW SNOW MAP! ❄️⬆️ Upping amounts for downtown D.C. and the southern suburbs…
Computer models now strongly suggest at least 1" of snow will reach downtown D.C. and the close-in southern suburbs, so we’ve raised the forecast there from a dusting–1" to 1–2 inches.
Otherwise, forecast unchanged.
Computer models now strongly suggest at least 1" of snow will reach downtown D.C. and the close-in southern suburbs, so we’ve raised the forecast there from a dusting–1" to 1–2 inches.
Otherwise, forecast unchanged.
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Viewers/readers/players anticipating your plot twists in advance is GOOD ACTUALLY.
YOU DID A GOOD JOB WHY WOULD YOU RUIN IT. YOUR JOB ISN'T TO OUTSMART YOUR AUDIENCE. UNGUESSABLE PLOT TWISTS ARE BAD TWISTS.
sorry for the yelling but holy shit
YOU DID A GOOD JOB WHY WOULD YOU RUIN IT. YOUR JOB ISN'T TO OUTSMART YOUR AUDIENCE. UNGUESSABLE PLOT TWISTS ARE BAD TWISTS.
sorry for the yelling but holy shit
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Viewers/readers/players anticipating your plot twists in advance is GOOD ACTUALLY.
YOU DID A GOOD JOB WHY WOULD YOU RUIN IT. YOUR JOB ISN'T TO OUTSMART YOUR AUDIENCE. UNGUESSABLE PLOT TWISTS ARE BAD TWISTS.
sorry for the yelling but holy shit
YOU DID A GOOD JOB WHY WOULD YOU RUIN IT. YOUR JOB ISN'T TO OUTSMART YOUR AUDIENCE. UNGUESSABLE PLOT TWISTS ARE BAD TWISTS.
sorry for the yelling but holy shit
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Fans reacting to the Starfleet Academy poster: "I aM a BiGgEr FaN oF tReK tHaN aNyOnE aT pArAmOuNt WoRkInG oN tHiS sHoW."
Bitch, Tawny Newsome is a writer on the show so I guarantee you aren't.
Bitch, Tawny Newsome is a writer on the show so I guarantee you aren't.
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Fans reacting to the Starfleet Academy poster: "I aM a BiGgEr FaN oF tReK tHaN aNyOnE aT pArAmOuNt WoRkInG oN tHiS sHoW."
Bitch, Tawny Newsome is a writer on the show so I guarantee you aren't.
Bitch, Tawny Newsome is a writer on the show so I guarantee you aren't.