Merriam Webster comma
@webstercomma.bsky.social
Not the Oxford comma.
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I bet a different browser will fix my life
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I bet a different browser will fix my life
I haven't and won't
I've thought about it
May 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I haven't and won't
If
Exhausted = tired, worn out
Then
Hausted = full of energy
But I've never met a hausted person in my whole life.
Exhausted = tired, worn out
Then
Hausted = full of energy
But I've never met a hausted person in my whole life.
May 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If
Exhausted = tired, worn out
Then
Hausted = full of energy
But I've never met a hausted person in my whole life.
Exhausted = tired, worn out
Then
Hausted = full of energy
But I've never met a hausted person in my whole life.
People talk about "coming clean" but idk if my cum is dirty or not. How can you tell?
April 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
People talk about "coming clean" but idk if my cum is dirty or not. How can you tell?
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www.avclub.com/podcast-cano...
The AV club has written a really long piece about @beefanddairy.bsky.social
I really love this because:
1. it's so so rare for podcasts to be written about for longer than a paragraph
2. it really understands the show
🧵
The AV club has written a really long piece about @beefanddairy.bsky.social
I really love this because:
1. it's so so rare for podcasts to be written about for longer than a paragraph
2. it really understands the show
🧵
Podcast Canon: Beef And Dairy Network's commitment to the bit is practically unheard of
Podcast Canon: Beef And Dairy Network's commitment to the bit is practically unheard of
www.avclub.com
April 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
www.avclub.com/podcast-cano...
The AV club has written a really long piece about @beefanddairy.bsky.social
I really love this because:
1. it's so so rare for podcasts to be written about for longer than a paragraph
2. it really understands the show
🧵
The AV club has written a really long piece about @beefanddairy.bsky.social
I really love this because:
1. it's so so rare for podcasts to be written about for longer than a paragraph
2. it really understands the show
🧵
No cheating, post the last photo of your pet!
March 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
No cheating, post the last photo of your pet!
We need to pass comprehensive clown reform to combat the Pagliacci epidemic in this country.
Doctors love to prescribe Pagliacci
March 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
We need to pass comprehensive clown reform to combat the Pagliacci epidemic in this country.
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
The headless Honda... is that anything?
December 24, 2024 at 10:49 PM
The headless Honda... is that anything?
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I need to go deeper into bsky somehow like how they went into the cpu in Hackers
December 20, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I need to go deeper into bsky somehow like how they went into the cpu in Hackers
*Anyone at work does something I've asked*
My immediate slack reply:
My immediate slack reply:
a woman is making a funny face and the words ah-mah-zing are behind her .
Alt: a woman is making a funny face and the words ah-mah-zing are behind her. The woman is Penny from the sitcom Happy Endings
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2024 at 9:57 PM
*Anyone at work does something I've asked*
My immediate slack reply:
My immediate slack reply:
Anyone who says they love their job is lying
December 17, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Anyone who says they love their job is lying
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hey guys death is just your skeleton hatching.
December 13, 2024 at 12:15 AM
hey guys death is just your skeleton hatching.
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Giant: I’ll grind his bones to make my bread!
Giant baker: don’t do that. It won’t taste good. I’ll make you a nice bread.
Giant baker: don’t do that. It won’t taste good. I’ll make you a nice bread.
December 4, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Giant: I’ll grind his bones to make my bread!
Giant baker: don’t do that. It won’t taste good. I’ll make you a nice bread.
Giant baker: don’t do that. It won’t taste good. I’ll make you a nice bread.
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teams message: where are you? the meeting started 10 minutes ago
[flashback to sitting on toilet playing balatro for 30 minutes]
reply: masturbating
[flashback to sitting on toilet playing balatro for 30 minutes]
reply: masturbating
December 5, 2024 at 4:39 PM
teams message: where are you? the meeting started 10 minutes ago
[flashback to sitting on toilet playing balatro for 30 minutes]
reply: masturbating
[flashback to sitting on toilet playing balatro for 30 minutes]
reply: masturbating
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Pee my name in cursive into a snowbank outside my favourite Tim Hortons so I know it's real
December 5, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Pee my name in cursive into a snowbank outside my favourite Tim Hortons so I know it's real
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*checks calendar*
*goes to front door*
*flips sign from NOT SPOOKY to MERRY & GAY*
*goes to front door*
*flips sign from NOT SPOOKY to MERRY & GAY*
*checks calendar*
*goes to front door*
*flips sign from SPOOKY to NOT SPOOKY*
*goes to front door*
*flips sign from SPOOKY to NOT SPOOKY*
December 2, 2024 at 12:31 AM
*checks calendar*
*goes to front door*
*flips sign from NOT SPOOKY to MERRY & GAY*
*goes to front door*
*flips sign from NOT SPOOKY to MERRY & GAY*
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me: I’m hungover
her [into walkie talkie]: every guy says that over
her [into walkie talkie]: every guy says that over
November 23, 2024 at 9:13 PM
me: I’m hungover
her [into walkie talkie]: every guy says that over
her [into walkie talkie]: every guy says that over