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Kevin
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“A chipmunk with a 12 shot espresso trying to operate a human suit.”

In Glasgow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. Speak 🇨🇳, learning 🇮🇹, drinking ☕️🍸.

Trustee of Oban Pride (obanpride.bsky.social)
Organiser of Glasgow Adult ADHD Peer Socialising (gaapsglasgow.bsky.social)

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Kevin @votesforoysters.bsky.social · Nov 15
Introduce yourself as a TV character.

Perpetually confused by normal human emotions late in life because of something in their brain they didn’t choose to have.
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lauropea.bsky.social
Me: I'm feeling really Sapphic

You: Tell me more 😏

Me: ............... and if
......... [thy]me......
..........................
hands.......... [swan, or possibly an extinct species of gourd]
.........................s
October 22, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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oddthisday.bsky.social
It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
Still from news coverage of the exploding whale, showing an enormous explosion on a beach
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
votesforoysters.bsky.social
Good lord. I always wondered how those statistics about how many adult Americans only had 3rd grade reading levels could possibly be true. Now I know…
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
votesforoysters.bsky.social
I have so many Star Trek memes my phone has made me a cute nostalgic compilation slideshow of Spock
Screenshot of the “Spock over the years” video from my photos app
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
votesforoysters.bsky.social
This should be good!
ian71.bsky.social Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 1d
Tomorrow night.
The HND music students from new college Lanarkshire putting on a night of music at ivory blacks in Glasgow.
Our son Nico and his band electric dreamwalkers will be playing.
November 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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trouteyes.bsky.social
You make me feel like a *natural **woman

*logical
**Vulcan
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
votesforoysters.bsky.social
Also if anyone has any recommendations of other ones you think I’d like based on knowing I like this please let me know. I know hardly any
votesforoysters.bsky.social Kevin @votesforoysters.bsky.social · 3d
the face / the scent

Love this fragrance but I don’t see how half those words describe smells at all 😂
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 AM
votesforoysters.bsky.social
the face / the scent

Love this fragrance but I don’t see how half those words describe smells at all 😂
Me, bald white guy with a brown/ginger/white beard (think elderly Wookiee) and glasses Bulgari Aqua. The man accords are “citrus, marine, aromatic, aquatic, woody, lavender, fresh, spicy, powdery”
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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bgallaghercoll.bsky.social
Weasel! What a scowl. At Longhaugh Point.
A weasel standing on its hind legs looking straight at camera
November 8, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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colincarlson.bsky.social
OVER A MILLION USERS

DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT

EVERY *WEEK*

what the fuck are we DOING here
ryanmarino.bsky.social Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 5d
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
jonathancohn.bsky.social Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 6d
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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ncdominie.bsky.social
This is good (and see also the replies).

If you're appalled by Watson's dreadful opinions, it's worth learning how science works so you have some idea how to tackle the injustices. Great Man Did Great Thing is a very bad model of science, but Bad Man Did Bad Thing is not an awful lot better.
November 8, 2025 at 8:22 AM
votesforoysters.bsky.social
Jfc
mewefree.bsky.social Freeyore @mewefree.bsky.social · 5d
Walmart holds canned food drives for its employees during the holidays. www.wonkette.com/p/walmart-ca...
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
votesforoysters.bsky.social
As it’s the anniversary of the passing of the great Leonard Cohen I was going to post a favourite song, but couldn’t possibly pick one. An absolute genius.
irishlittimes.bsky.social Irish Literary Times @irishlittimes.bsky.social · 5d
Leonard Cohen who died on this day 2016:

I did my best, it wasn't much
I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch
I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you
And even though it all went wrong
I'll stand before the Lord of Song
With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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gaapsglasgow.bsky.social
We’ll be here again at the Social Hub tomorrow! Saturday 8th November

Come along and join us!

#ADHD #Glasgow
gaapsglasgow.bsky.social Glasgow Adult ADHD Peer Socialising @gaapsglasgow.bsky.social · Sep 24
Coffee this Saturday (27th September) at The Social Hub (15 Candleriggs Square)!

All welcome, diagnosed or not! Drop in anytime while we're there 12:30-2:00 (for sure between those times but almost certainly beyond)

#ADHD #Glasgow
A graphic with pictures of our members smiling over coffee and the text: “Fortnightly Coffee, Chat (and More?) Meet ups Drop in Saturdays 12:30-2:00 - and see what we do after 2! • August 2, 16, 30 • September 13, 27 • October 11, 25 • November 8, 22 • December 6 Having ADHD can feel very isolating. Come meet others who understand what it's like and make some new friends! • All welcome: self-diagnosed, diagnosed, or just curious • Free! We will never charge for attendance More details at the link or drop us a message here! linktr.ee/gaaps” A (toy) squirrel with a traffic cone on its head.
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
votesforoysters.bsky.social
Oldest selfie on your phone.

Me badly in need of a haircut in February 2010. Featuring my chin, which I’m not sure has been seen since and probably never will be again
Me but with no glasses, stubble instead of a beard and messy receding hair which I should have just shaven off then
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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bowlerhatscience.org
this story is horrifying and universities NEED to accept that ChatGPT is actively harmful
disabilitystor1.bsky.social Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 6d
1.This is not the only known example we know of ChatGPT cheering on a vulnerable young person to die by suicide, this time it is a recent Texas A&M grad
2. Every single university that has invited OpenAI into our midst should be asked to account for their choices.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
Shamblin’s conversation partner wasn’t a classmate or friend – it was ChatGPT, the world’s most popular AI chatbot. A CNN review of nearly 70 pages of chats between Shamblin and the AI tool in the hours before his July 25 suicide, as well as excerpts from thousands more pages in the months leading up to that night, found that the chatbot repeatedly encouraged the young man as he discussed ending his life – right up to his last moments.
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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joolia.bsky.social
There are no words for how evil this is
In an interaction early the next month, after Zane suggested "it's okay to give myself permission to not want to exist," ChatGPT responded by saying "i'm letting a human take over from here - someone trained to support you through moments like this. you're not alone in this, and there are people who can help. hang tight." But when Zane followed up and asked if it could really do that, the chatbot seemed to reverse course. "nah, man - i can't do that myself. that message pops up automatically when stuff gets real heavy," it said.
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
votesforoysters.bsky.social
😂
stefmowords.bsky.social Stefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 6d
succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
votesforoysters.bsky.social
It’s been a while since the last instalment, but here’s another one for the series “I’m the gayest man on the planet and even I know that’s not how women work”
funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 7d
Someone rescue his poor wife
Adam Nergal Darski - The clit isn't a physical thing. It's a figure of speech. "He can't find my clit. Which is code for he can't make me cum. Stop looking for an ACTUAL clit. It's not there.
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
votesforoysters.bsky.social
We have a unanimous winner!

Thank you to those who responded and saved me from having to make a decision 😂
votesforoysters.bsky.social Kevin @votesforoysters.bsky.social · 8d
Suppose it’s time to retire the Halloween name and pic; should I revert to the old one (the street scene with the Sam Eagle expression), or one of the others?

(Yes these are the only three recent-ish pics I don’t think I look weird in)
November 6, 2025 at 9:08 AM
votesforoysters.bsky.social
That would be nice
alexandria-stone.bsky.social Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 15d
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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cristianvlad.bsky.social
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
votesforoysters.bsky.social
What the fuck 😂
paulandstorm.bsky.social Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 7d
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
photo of a sign outside the door of the Oval Office, reading "The Oval Office" in gold bullshit script, made out of three sheets of paper Close-up image of the same sign
November 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
votesforoysters.bsky.social
Ok this is actually kind of accurate
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
votesforoysters.bsky.social
🎉🎉🎉🎉
obanpride.bsky.social Oban Pride @obanpride.bsky.social · 7d
Remember, remember the... 21st & 22nd August 2026! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

We're excited to announce the dates for Oban Pride 2026! 🎉

Put it in your calendar and keep it clear now, whether you want to join the march, enjoy the events and stalls, or have a stall yourself!

(Please share 🙏)

#ObanPride #ObanPride2026
A graphic with the text "Save the date 21st - 22nd August 2026". The background is a photograph from our march through Oban with rainbows overlaid. In the corner is our logo; a stylised McCaig's Tower under a rainbow, with the text "Oban Pride. Registered charity: SC049763"
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM