Kevin
@votesforoysters.bsky.social
“A chipmunk with a 12 shot espresso trying to operate a human suit.”
In Glasgow 🏴. Speak 🇨🇳, learning 🇮🇹, drinking ☕️🍸.
Trustee of Oban Pride (obanpride.bsky.social)
Organiser of Glasgow Adult ADHD Peer Socialising (gaapsglasgow.bsky.social)
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In Glasgow 🏴. Speak 🇨🇳, learning 🇮🇹, drinking ☕️🍸.
Trustee of Oban Pride (obanpride.bsky.social)
Organiser of Glasgow Adult ADHD Peer Socialising (gaapsglasgow.bsky.social)
🏳️🌈👬🖖🏻🧗♂️
As I kid I carefully caught a massive spider in a glass and gently threw it into the garden. A robin instantly swooped down off the fence and got it
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
As I kid I carefully caught a massive spider in a glass and gently threw it into the garden. A robin instantly swooped down off the fence and got it
I’ve seen worse 😂 Also it seems to fit my face better as I’ve gotten older.
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I’ve seen worse 😂 Also it seems to fit my face better as I’ve gotten older.
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Trying to find one that shows off the massive nose. This angle undersells it though
Trying to find one that shows off the massive nose. This angle undersells it though
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Trying to find one that shows off the massive nose. This angle undersells it though
Trying to find one that shows off the massive nose. This angle undersells it though
Maybe not with my massive nose (take a second look at how far my glasses are from my face) and looong xenomorph head 😂
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Maybe not with my massive nose (take a second look at how far my glasses are from my face) and looong xenomorph head 😂
“As the ugliest woman I’ve seen on x today”; it’s supposed to modify the subject of the part of the sentence after the comma.
Eg “as chairman, Peter should do it” — modifier applies to Peter; he is the chairman.
There’s no subject/verb after the comma in the tweet, so the sentence is incorrect
Eg “as chairman, Peter should do it” — modifier applies to Peter; he is the chairman.
There’s no subject/verb after the comma in the tweet, so the sentence is incorrect
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 AM
“As the ugliest woman I’ve seen on x today”; it’s supposed to modify the subject of the part of the sentence after the comma.
Eg “as chairman, Peter should do it” — modifier applies to Peter; he is the chairman.
There’s no subject/verb after the comma in the tweet, so the sentence is incorrect
Eg “as chairman, Peter should do it” — modifier applies to Peter; he is the chairman.
There’s no subject/verb after the comma in the tweet, so the sentence is incorrect
Morning! Dark and dreich up here too
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Morning! Dark and dreich up here too
😂 I would never think of posting a selfie without a prompt
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
😂 I would never think of posting a selfie without a prompt
The grapefruit one (pompelmo) is the best; but few places up here sell it for some reason 😭
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The grapefruit one (pompelmo) is the best; but few places up here sell it for some reason 😭
Me too! It was so cool coming out of a pub and seeing them just flapping around in the street
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Me too! It was so cool coming out of a pub and seeing them just flapping around in the street
Rather fittingly the first image in the slideshow was
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Rather fittingly the first image in the slideshow was
Thanks. Much better than I was!
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Thanks. Much better than I was!
“Morning” by Beck. Kinda works actually 😂
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
“Morning” by Beck. Kinda works actually 😂