Kevin
@votesforoysters.bsky.social
“A chipmunk with a 12 shot espresso trying to operate a human suit.”
In Glasgow 🏴. Speak 🇨🇳, learning 🇮🇹, drinking ☕️🍸.
Trustee of Oban Pride (obanpride.bsky.social)
Organiser of Glasgow Adult ADHD Peer Socialising (gaapsglasgow.bsky.social)
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In Glasgow 🏴. Speak 🇨🇳, learning 🇮🇹, drinking ☕️🍸.
Trustee of Oban Pride (obanpride.bsky.social)
Organiser of Glasgow Adult ADHD Peer Socialising (gaapsglasgow.bsky.social)
🏳️🌈👬🖖🏻🧗♂️
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Trying to find one that shows off the massive nose. This angle undersells it though
Trying to find one that shows off the massive nose. This angle undersells it though
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Trying to find one that shows off the massive nose. This angle undersells it though
Trying to find one that shows off the massive nose. This angle undersells it though
Maybe not with my massive nose (take a second look at how far my glasses are from my face) and looong xenomorph head 😂
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Maybe not with my massive nose (take a second look at how far my glasses are from my face) and looong xenomorph head 😂
Rather fittingly the first image in the slideshow was
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Rather fittingly the first image in the slideshow was
I have so many Star Trek memes my phone has made me a cute nostalgic compilation slideshow of Spock
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I have so many Star Trek memes my phone has made me a cute nostalgic compilation slideshow of Spock
the face / the scent
Love this fragrance but I don’t see how half those words describe smells at all 😂
Love this fragrance but I don’t see how half those words describe smells at all 😂
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
the face / the scent
Love this fragrance but I don’t see how half those words describe smells at all 😂
Love this fragrance but I don’t see how half those words describe smells at all 😂
I received a 9 minute voice message from a friend the other day. Couldn’t believe it when I saw the notification 🤣 I actually started my reply with “so I’ve listened to that podcast episode” 😂
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I received a 9 minute voice message from a friend the other day. Couldn’t believe it when I saw the notification 🤣 I actually started my reply with “so I’ve listened to that podcast episode” 😂
Yeah. Especially the UI design. When I see old screenshots it’s almost unbelievable
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Yeah. Especially the UI design. When I see old screenshots it’s almost unbelievable
Oldest selfie on your phone.
Me badly in need of a haircut in February 2010. Featuring my chin, which I’m not sure has been seen since and probably never will be again
Me badly in need of a haircut in February 2010. Featuring my chin, which I’m not sure has been seen since and probably never will be again
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
Me badly in need of a haircut in February 2010. Featuring my chin, which I’m not sure has been seen since and probably never will be again
Me badly in need of a haircut in February 2010. Featuring my chin, which I’m not sure has been seen since and probably never will be again
Suppose it’s time to retire the Halloween name and pic; should I revert to the old one (the street scene with the Sam Eagle expression), or one of the others?
(Yes these are the only three recent-ish pics I don’t think I look weird in)
(Yes these are the only three recent-ish pics I don’t think I look weird in)
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Suppose it’s time to retire the Halloween name and pic; should I revert to the old one (the street scene with the Sam Eagle expression), or one of the others?
(Yes these are the only three recent-ish pics I don’t think I look weird in)
(Yes these are the only three recent-ish pics I don’t think I look weird in)
I have just been trick or treating for the first time ever. Spotted this eldritch abomination
October 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I have just been trick or treating for the first time ever. Spotted this eldritch abomination
All those adverts in the 80s?
October 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
All those adverts in the 80s?
Attached as requested:
October 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Attached as requested:
I am taller than I thought
October 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I am taller than I thought
I have English and Italian as keyboard languages on my phone, and for some reason it often defaults to Italian first for dictation and also sometimes emoji search. I'll type 'cat' and get 🔗 ('catena') and then have to type 'gatto' if I want 😹
October 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I have English and Italian as keyboard languages on my phone, and for some reason it often defaults to Italian first for dictation and also sometimes emoji search. I'll type 'cat' and get 🔗 ('catena') and then have to type 'gatto' if I want 😹
If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses.
October 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses.
I really regret not buying this waxed hat last year. Would have been great to go with my wax jacket
October 20, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I really regret not buying this waxed hat last year. Would have been great to go with my wax jacket
If I hold a regular umbrella in my right hand, my left shoulder/outside of my upper arm gets soddened. I have to hold umbrellas Nazgûl-style in front of my face and share the dampness evenly between sides
October 20, 2025 at 8:31 AM
If I hold a regular umbrella in my right hand, my left shoulder/outside of my upper arm gets soddened. I have to hold umbrellas Nazgûl-style in front of my face and share the dampness evenly between sides
Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
October 19, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
The only one, so this. Had a little play with watercolours a while ago
October 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The only one, so this. Had a little play with watercolours a while ago
Just remembered about my figure that fell over and lost two fingers, giving Pope Spock the first
October 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Just remembered about my figure that fell over and lost two fingers, giving Pope Spock the first