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@voltagex in most places.
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The spambots are here, the dipshits are here. Bluesky is a real social network now!

I'll be over on Mastodon if anyone needs me.
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girls we need to colonize this entire thing. We need to move in and completely rebuild the linux reputation as something For The Girlies, "mint" is a cute name and a good start but we can do more. It's the only way
January 16, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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The UK not having electrical outlets in the bathroom means you need a really long extension lead to properly clean your toaster.
January 14, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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[Exit Bastard.]
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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A very important thing for you to know about Icelandic is that the word "rassgat" (butthole) is used as an endearment about cute things. So if you say someone is "algjört rassgat" (a total butthole) it means they are VERY cute. If the cuteness is overwhelming we say "rúsínurassgat" (raisin asshole).
January 13, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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Minneapolis uterus havers: if you’re bleeding out of cycle and wondering why, it’s the tear gas. Really, it does that
January 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 7:55 AM
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OMG this is so sorely needed! When I run ScoutHack to teach 11+ year-old scouts to make basic websites, the *biggest* struggle is dealing with the primary schoolers' lack of mouse dexterity and keyboard familiarity!
Accidentally click-drag selecting code & overwriting it next key press… 😭
January 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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It’s possible the Longwood fire will impact up to 20 towns tomorrow. #VicFires
January 8, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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New: we've obtained material explaining how an ICE surveillance system, called Webloc, works. Draw shape on a map, see all phones available there, follow them home. All without warrant

“This is a very dangerous tool in the hands of an out-of-control agency.” www.404media.co/inside-ices-...
Inside ICE’s Tool to Monitor Phones in Entire Neighborhoods
404 Media has obtained material that explains how Tangles and Webloc, two surveillance systems ICE recently purchased, work. Webloc can track phones without a warrant and follow their owners home or t...
www.404media.co
January 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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I will reiterate that if you are an independent journo/hobbyist I will happily set up your ghost install and host it for a few quid above cost price.

You set up your own stripe and mailgun accounts, and you get to keep ALL your revenue.

And post migration from wordpress/substack is pretty easy.
If there is one resolution I want for journalists this year: it is to get off S*bstack and use Ghost or any other indy publishing platform that does not fund literal nazis instead.
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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I am starting to regret my "It is currently the year 2025" tattoo.
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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Attacking a data center like it’s The Bastille, everyone fleeing with a bushels of RAM to desolder and resolder the chips. One peasant coded guy with a wheelbarrow of SFP+ modules. Manifesting this for 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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(Forza Horizon commentator voice) need to take a shit? Hit up the toilets Playboy. I've marked a location on your map.
December 31, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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This website can’t take a joke, Twitter is full of Nazis, and on threads some lady said that disagreeing with her about one battle after another means I’m anti black and need to read a “revolutionary reading list”
December 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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The Human Line project's "About us" page thehumanlineproject.org/about-us

(a) does not list a single named person
(b) is explicitly pro-LLM

> The ultimate goal is to make LLMs a force for good, creating systems that enhance our lives without exploiting our vulnerabilities.

it's AI washing
December 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Great post about generative AI. Happy Holidays. Don't say I never gave you anything. anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
December 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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They kicked us off the fucking platform where we had created our power! We're over here on budget Twitter still thinking we got sauce. Please stop it.
December 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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What sort of irony is it when the age verification system doesn't work because of your long white beard?
December 26, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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tbt my finest festive hour:
December 26, 2025 at 10:34 AM