andrew in drag
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I am 30 or 40 years old and I really don’t need this
the Westminster winner's full name is ConnQuest Best of Both Worlds and I don't think it's a Popstar reference based on the breeder's website but also what if it was
February 4, 2026 at 10:56 PM
the Westminster winner's full name is ConnQuest Best of Both Worlds and I don't think it's a Popstar reference based on the breeder's website but also what if it was
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we all love a good chotinering but this one was like watching shaq dunk on kids at the kids hoop. a longtime collaborator of brett ratner who agreed to do the melania movie is obviously dumb and without moral center
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
we all love a good chotinering but this one was like watching shaq dunk on kids at the kids hoop. a longtime collaborator of brett ratner who agreed to do the melania movie is obviously dumb and without moral center
one of my students this block is a Buffalo Bills fan from Vancouver
February 2, 2026 at 1:58 PM
one of my students this block is a Buffalo Bills fan from Vancouver
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Football Manager simulates VAR. Just like in real life there will be a goal and it will initially register as such, and then there is a VAR review that takes a little time, and then the goal stands or is chalked off. My question would be, why on earth would you simulate this in a game
February 1, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Football Manager simulates VAR. Just like in real life there will be a goal and it will initially register as such, and then there is a VAR review that takes a little time, and then the goal stands or is chalked off. My question would be, why on earth would you simulate this in a game
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Since Heathcliff is supposed to be ethnically ambiguous, the perfect casting for WUTHERING HEIGHTS could not be more obvious.
January 30, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Since Heathcliff is supposed to be ethnically ambiguous, the perfect casting for WUTHERING HEIGHTS could not be more obvious.
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i once bought a new blazer for a schitts creek panel, and when i walked into the green room, catherine o'hara complimented me on it, and also noted that i had forgotten to cut all the threads off the vents.
and then she leaned in and said, "it's because you're going to return it, isn't it"
and then she leaned in and said, "it's because you're going to return it, isn't it"
January 30, 2026 at 8:28 PM
i once bought a new blazer for a schitts creek panel, and when i walked into the green room, catherine o'hara complimented me on it, and also noted that i had forgotten to cut all the threads off the vents.
and then she leaned in and said, "it's because you're going to return it, isn't it"
and then she leaned in and said, "it's because you're going to return it, isn't it"
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if i might recommend you appoint your evening viewing for best in show, one of the funniest movies ever made, in her honor tonight
January 30, 2026 at 6:17 PM
if i might recommend you appoint your evening viewing for best in show, one of the funniest movies ever made, in her honor tonight
something is up with Klaas-Jan and I already took him to the vet yesterday and am out of ideas
January 29, 2026 at 9:13 PM
something is up with Klaas-Jan and I already took him to the vet yesterday and am out of ideas
unfortunately now I want steak and eggs. that sounds pretty good
January 29, 2026 at 2:26 PM
unfortunately now I want steak and eggs. that sounds pretty good
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this is the third consecutive time we've done this dance. no country boycotted the qatar or russia world cups. they're not going to boycott this one.
This is spot on. The "boycott the World Cup" thing has been driving me nuts because it presumes that the actual stakeholders see it the way most people on here seem to—as primarily being about Trump and the United States—when in fact they all see it as being about the World Cup!
It is annoying to me, as the center of the universe obviously, that a large portion of the chattering class has alighted on the World Cup as synecdoche for American diplomatic relations.
As if the sporting event itself was a minor irrelevance.
I can assure you, to the people involved, it is not.
As if the sporting event itself was a minor irrelevance.
I can assure you, to the people involved, it is not.
January 28, 2026 at 6:55 PM
this is the third consecutive time we've done this dance. no country boycotted the qatar or russia world cups. they're not going to boycott this one.
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The song is ironic and a jab at Morrissey but also the way Bernard Sumner’s voice raises in pitch on “however I look, it’s clear to see, that, I love you more than you love me” that’s pop music excellence
January 27, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The song is ironic and a jab at Morrissey but also the way Bernard Sumner’s voice raises in pitch on “however I look, it’s clear to see, that, I love you more than you love me” that’s pop music excellence
Forgot my login password in front of my supervisor who I suspect already thinks I’m incompetent while still sweating out Saturday’s party, today’s starting great
January 26, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Forgot my login password in front of my supervisor who I suspect already thinks I’m incompetent while still sweating out Saturday’s party, today’s starting great
there's a "minor Dutch celebrities learn to conduct classical music" reality competition show and I think that's a great public service broadcasting idea
January 25, 2026 at 8:58 PM
there's a "minor Dutch celebrities learn to conduct classical music" reality competition show and I think that's a great public service broadcasting idea
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the most catastrophic thing for the EU to do now would be to pretend that the alliance is Just Fine now that the mad king got scared by the stonks: so that’s what they’ll likely do
January 21, 2026 at 9:21 PM
the most catastrophic thing for the EU to do now would be to pretend that the alliance is Just Fine now that the mad king got scared by the stonks: so that’s what they’ll likely do
why don't they make documentaries about weirdos any more. I don't want to hear about a murder I want to hear about people who dress up like mermaids
January 21, 2026 at 8:59 PM
why don't they make documentaries about weirdos any more. I don't want to hear about a murder I want to hear about people who dress up like mermaids
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Rutte: "What we have in mind is a treaty, covering the whole North Atlantic, that would create an organization to provide for the defense of the members ... "
Trump: *nods sagely*
Trump: *nods sagely*
“Based upon a very productive meeting that I have had with the Secretary General of NATO, Mark Rutte, we have formed the framework of a future deal with respect to Greenland and, in fact, the entire Arctic Region.”
January 21, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Rutte: "What we have in mind is a treaty, covering the whole North Atlantic, that would create an organization to provide for the defense of the members ... "
Trump: *nods sagely*
Trump: *nods sagely*
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I've got this German colleague I've known for probably a decade at least and she still pronounces my last name in the German way I've never used. this isn't a complaint I think it's fun
January 20, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I've got this German colleague I've known for probably a decade at least and she still pronounces my last name in the German way I've never used. this isn't a complaint I think it's fun
Better picture of the vase
January 18, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Better picture of the vase
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my friend just sent this to me saying this was something he did and also yeah I did this too. would eagerly look forward to the Sunday paper to get the comics as well. what were we doing
why did so many millennials read so many newspaper comics? easily 60 percent of my reading diet in elementary/middle school was collected editions of calvin and hobbes, farside, dilbert, peanuts, doonesbury (!), foxtrot (?!?) and i know im not alone. historically unique phenomenon
rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
my friend just sent this to me saying this was something he did and also yeah I did this too. would eagerly look forward to the Sunday paper to get the comics as well. what were we doing