Phantom Island is out on Bandcamp right now! 🔥🔥🔥

I’ve quit telling people that I disagree with them. Instead, I now say, “I’m gonna have to agree with myself on this one.” It’s self-positive, non-confrontational, and just weird enough to end the conversation.

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

Hi @juliamordaunt.bsky.social and @tommarshall111.bsky.social - Any chance you two might put in a word to folks around the Phish business to bring them to Bluesky including From The Road setlist updates? Many of us Phish fans never want to go back to Twitter & will miss the setlist updates.

Is anyone having trouble with their LivePhish stream tonight?

Can't we just tell CEOs to carry a bullet-proof backpack to work?

A music educator and fellow tuba player is doing a very quick survey about #phish fan engagement for a college class. His professor challenged him to get 20 responses. Hoping you all can help him blow past that since it will takes less than 5 minutes. Cheers!

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Bro I’ve seen Trey play that shed

I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving

You weren't stupid for believing people would make better choices

Dumb guys who think they’re smart are going to take us all down with them.

hello, good morning

i just witnessed someone use the acronym “bdsm” to mean “business development, sales, and marketing” and i have never been so glad to have my camera off

Inspiration for a big part of last NewYears gag

Remember: if a kid shows up tonight not wearing a costume, mind your fuckin business and make with the fuckin candy. Some kids are poor and can’t afford a costume. Some kids are sneaking out because of religious parents. Give them candy and tell them happy Halloween.

cop patting me down: any pickles in your pocket.
me: i put that life behind me i told you

It probably says something that even in its current borked state I'd still rather be on Bluesky than most other social media