Chris Ballard is NOT my daddy
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Colts, Orioles, and other stuff too. Half of my posts are shitposts. It is your challenge, should you choose to accept it, to determine which half.
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this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
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Family and sports have always been inextricably linked for Casey Foyt, whose five children are growing up in football the way she did and carving their own path on the ice.
www.indystar.com/story/sports...
www.indystar.com/story/sports...
Meet Colts owner Casey Foyt and her deep love for family and sports: 'Carry on the legacy'
Casey Foyt answered phones for the Colts, worked for NFL Europa then stepped back to be a mom and is now back in the office more.
www.indystar.com
October 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Family and sports have always been inextricably linked for Casey Foyt, whose five children are growing up in football the way she did and carving their own path on the ice.
www.indystar.com/story/sports...
www.indystar.com/story/sports...
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Carlie Irsay-Gordon is an obsessive learner, interested in everything and how it works.
And she learns by doing, putting herself in other people’s shoes to better understand what they need.
www.indystar.com/story/sports...
And she learns by doing, putting herself in other people’s shoes to better understand what they need.
www.indystar.com/story/sports...
Meet Carlie Irsay-Gordon, the headset-wearing, innovative-thinking new owner of the Colts
Colts owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon's education in football began on a bitterly cold day in Green Bay at the age of 5; this is what she's learned
www.indystar.com
October 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Carlie Irsay-Gordon is an obsessive learner, interested in everything and how it works.
And she learns by doing, putting herself in other people’s shoes to better understand what they need.
www.indystar.com/story/sports...
And she learns by doing, putting herself in other people’s shoes to better understand what they need.
www.indystar.com/story/sports...
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Greg Olsen openly despises Dave Portnoy
September 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Greg Olsen openly despises Dave Portnoy
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The most extreme crank shit possible. The scare over MMR vax was started by Andrew Wakefield who has been stripped of his medical license and is literally an example of how not to do science in science education texts because his study had like 18 different kinds of fraud/misconduct.
JUST IN: Vaccine advisers to the CDC have voted to recommended against using the combined measles, mumps, rubella and chickenpox vaccine for children under 4. https://cnn.it/3K73pNn
September 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The most extreme crank shit possible. The scare over MMR vax was started by Andrew Wakefield who has been stripped of his medical license and is literally an example of how not to do science in science education texts because his study had like 18 different kinds of fraud/misconduct.
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A look at how the Colts use performance tracking data to measure the health of players during the season, and the MPH number Jonathan Taylor has been chasing for a long time www.indystar.com/story/sports...
23 miles per hour. That's Colts RB Jonathan Taylor's goal. Why might surprise you
Sunday will likely be as healthy as any Colts player is all year. Here how the team keeps track of just how healthy they are
www.indystar.com
September 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
A look at how the Colts use performance tracking data to measure the health of players during the season, and the MPH number Jonathan Taylor has been chasing for a long time www.indystar.com/story/sports...
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The Breast Enhancement community knew, and you didn’t listen.
August 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The Breast Enhancement community knew, and you didn’t listen.
This is your chance to correct your 2024 mistake, Christopher
Jerry Jones says not to rule out the Cowboys using the newly acquired draft capital to make a move for a player this season.
August 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This is your chance to correct your 2024 mistake, Christopher
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The “satanic panic” is back and even dumber than before.
August 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The “satanic panic” is back and even dumber than before.
Em dashes are a sign of a high functioning mind at work
That's how you can tell human authors from AI.
AI will put in some em dashes, then apologise and take them out when told off.
Human authors will climb the filing cabinet, hissing, and defend their right to em dashes with a loaded stapler.
AI will put in some em dashes, then apologise and take them out when told off.
Human authors will climb the filing cabinet, hissing, and defend their right to em dashes with a loaded stapler.
Em dashes, like anything, should be used in moderation. Check first with your editor if em dashes are right for you. 😉
#WriteSky #WritingTips
#WriteSky #WritingTips
August 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Em dashes are a sign of a high functioning mind at work
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Dying laughing at this mental image
August 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Dying laughing at this mental image
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Groupchats across America getting renamed “Another wonderful secret.”
July 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Groupchats across America getting renamed “Another wonderful secret.”
lol, lmao even
BREAKING
The WSJ has reviewed a book put together for Jeffrey Epstein’s 50th birthday, as part of that book a letter was submitted by Donald Trump.
Trump’s letter features a drawing of a naked woman and this text which imagines a conversation between Trump and Epstein.
Full Story: bit.ly/45bmsxO
The WSJ has reviewed a book put together for Jeffrey Epstein’s 50th birthday, as part of that book a letter was submitted by Donald Trump.
Trump’s letter features a drawing of a naked woman and this text which imagines a conversation between Trump and Epstein.
Full Story: bit.ly/45bmsxO
July 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
lol, lmao even
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We did it. We finally found the limits on executive power. 🤡
Q: "What is stopping the administration from just...putting out what is appropriate [on Epstein]?"
Leavitt: "Those are questions for the DOJ...That's out of the president's control."
Leavitt: "Those are questions for the DOJ...That's out of the president's control."
July 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
We did it. We finally found the limits on executive power. 🤡
Planes are built and operated very well. But there’s still a human component to it which opens up possibilities like this and MH370
July 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Planes are built and operated very well. But there’s still a human component to it which opens up possibilities like this and MH370
Was just in Wyoming and the historian travel guide was happy to call it the equality state
lol, lmao
lol, lmao
Probably surprises people today. But there was a time when Wyoming was the most progressive state in the union.
First State to enact women’s suffrage (1869)
First women on a grand jury (1870)
First woman governor, Nellie Tayloe Ross (1924)
First State to enact women’s suffrage (1869)
First women on a grand jury (1870)
First woman governor, Nellie Tayloe Ross (1924)
NEW at Bolts: Wyoming just became the second state to enforce a strict 'proof of citizenship' law.
This is a MAGA priority since Trump amplified false claims about noncitizen voting post-2020, and it risks tripping up a lot of eligible citizens who don't have the right documents.
Read on:
This is a MAGA priority since Trump amplified false claims about noncitizen voting post-2020, and it risks tripping up a lot of eligible citizens who don't have the right documents.
Read on:
July 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Was just in Wyoming and the historian travel guide was happy to call it the equality state
lol, lmao
lol, lmao
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please meet Alex the Great, a therapy bunny who works at the San Fran airport and now Giants games to help people who are overwhelmed
LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.
LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.
July 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
please meet Alex the Great, a therapy bunny who works at the San Fran airport and now Giants games to help people who are overwhelmed
LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.
LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.
Elder Millennial who dropped ESPN 20 years ago: They were not glorious times
Kids today don't realize it, but you used to be able to turn on ESPN and not see Stephen A. Smith or Pat McAfee. They were glorious times....
July 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Elder Millennial who dropped ESPN 20 years ago: They were not glorious times
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social media has been bad really bad for pluralism. previously people who were vaguely socially conservative could kind of opt out from seeing pride parades or whatever and opposition to them wouldn't form the core of their political identity. now there's an entire cottage industry of outraging them
July 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
social media has been bad really bad for pluralism. previously people who were vaguely socially conservative could kind of opt out from seeing pride parades or whatever and opposition to them wouldn't form the core of their political identity. now there's an entire cottage industry of outraging them
I’ve been on vacay and missed this whole Epstein thing
It’s sad that with all the publicly available evidence that THIS is what made some people realize who they were supporting
It’s sad that with all the publicly available evidence that THIS is what made some people realize who they were supporting
July 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I’ve been on vacay and missed this whole Epstein thing
It’s sad that with all the publicly available evidence that THIS is what made some people realize who they were supporting
It’s sad that with all the publicly available evidence that THIS is what made some people realize who they were supporting
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The best movie of the 21st century is Con Air.
June 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The best movie of the 21st century is Con Air.
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omg thank you Fox News 😭
June 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
omg thank you Fox News 😭