Retro Des
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Angry monkey with superpowers.
Just a snake on a rock.
Maker - Musician - Technician - Doodlehum
Just a snake on a rock.
Maker - Musician - Technician - Doodlehum
Pinned
Retro Des
@retrodes.net
· Feb 19
a man in a beret is singing into a microphone while wearing a blue jacket
Alt: Sam Kinison in a beret is screaming into a microphone while wearing a blue jacket
media.tenor.com
If anyone needs me the rest of the year, I’m around, just follow the screams.
A gentle reminder that the song “Colonel Bogey March” has lyrics, and those lyrics are fantastic.
"Hitler has only got 1ball" #hitler #british #ww2
YouTube video by Lancos59
youtube.com
December 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
A gentle reminder that the song “Colonel Bogey March” has lyrics, and those lyrics are fantastic.
December 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Yep, I unfortunately had to share the witness table with him at this hearing. It didn’t go well for him
December 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
How I'm walking out of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
How I'm walking out of 2025
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Sheer hatred of the way things are.
What gave you courage in 2025?
December 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Sheer hatred of the way things are.
Fun Fact: Marble is very porous and sensitive to acids (even milder acids like vinegar or lemon juice). It requires regular sealing and it readily stains and absorbs dyes and paints.
From a graffiti mitigation standpoint, marble is quite frankly, a nightmare.
From a graffiti mitigation standpoint, marble is quite frankly, a nightmare.
In Trump’s head, he’s trying to decorate the Roman Empire.
Also, why would anyone want marble armrests?
Also, why would anyone want marble armrests?
December 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Fun Fact: Marble is very porous and sensitive to acids (even milder acids like vinegar or lemon juice). It requires regular sealing and it readily stains and absorbs dyes and paints.
From a graffiti mitigation standpoint, marble is quite frankly, a nightmare.
From a graffiti mitigation standpoint, marble is quite frankly, a nightmare.
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You've just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
A baked potato bar called "The Jeffries Tubers"
What are you calling it?
A baked potato bar called "The Jeffries Tubers"
You've just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
“Ziti on the Edge of Forever” (obviously a pasta joint)
What are you calling it?
“Ziti on the Edge of Forever” (obviously a pasta joint)
You've just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
"Balance of Terroir."
What are you calling it?
"Balance of Terroir."
December 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
You've just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
A baked potato bar called "The Jeffries Tubers"
What are you calling it?
A baked potato bar called "The Jeffries Tubers"
You've just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
“Ziti on the Edge of Forever” (obviously a pasta joint)
What are you calling it?
“Ziti on the Edge of Forever” (obviously a pasta joint)
You've just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
"Balance of Terroir."
What are you calling it?
"Balance of Terroir."
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
"What Does God Need with a Restaurant?"
What are you calling it?
"What Does God Need with a Restaurant?"
December 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
You've just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
“Ziti on the Edge of Forever” (obviously a pasta joint)
What are you calling it?
“Ziti on the Edge of Forever” (obviously a pasta joint)
Also, aside from being an immigrant, Frank Sinatra’s mom Dolly was an Active Democrat, a midwife who performed abortions, and she ran a tavern during prohibition.
I feel safe saying she would fucking hate Stephen Miller.
I feel safe saying she would fucking hate Stephen Miller.
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Also, aside from being an immigrant, Frank Sinatra’s mom Dolly was an Active Democrat, a midwife who performed abortions, and she ran a tavern during prohibition.
I feel safe saying she would fucking hate Stephen Miller.
I feel safe saying she would fucking hate Stephen Miller.
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Don’t ever disrespect Hello Kitty again.
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Don’t ever disrespect Hello Kitty again.
R.I.P. Perry Bamonte.
Perry Bamonte, Guitarist and Keyboardist for the Cure, Dies at 65
Perry Bamonte, guitarist and keyboardist for the Cure, has died. He was 65.
variety.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
R.I.P. Perry Bamonte.
Harlequin (1980)
A Rasputin like character infiltrates a senator’s family with promises of healing his sick child.
A Rasputin like character infiltrates a senator’s family with promises of healing his sick child.
December 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Harlequin (1980)
A Rasputin like character infiltrates a senator’s family with promises of healing his sick child.
A Rasputin like character infiltrates a senator’s family with promises of healing his sick child.
Make a Bond movie academic
Quantum of Solace: The Heisenberg uncertainty principle as applied to human emotions and the grieving process
Quantum of Solace: The Heisenberg uncertainty principle as applied to human emotions and the grieving process
Make a Bond movie academic
Tomorrow Never Hires
Tomorrow Never Hires
Make a Bond Movie academic
Best, Russia
Best, Russia
December 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Make a Bond movie academic
Quantum of Solace: The Heisenberg uncertainty principle as applied to human emotions and the grieving process
Quantum of Solace: The Heisenberg uncertainty principle as applied to human emotions and the grieving process
“Will you fight for your country?”
Italy: “No, Grazie. The last time we did that, we got in trouble.”
Italy: “No, Grazie. The last time we did that, we got in trouble.”
This is what living next to an aggressive, imperialist neighbor like Russia does to a country
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
“Will you fight for your country?”
Italy: “No, Grazie. The last time we did that, we got in trouble.”
Italy: “No, Grazie. The last time we did that, we got in trouble.”
Delightful Derek is awesome.
a boy wearing glasses sits at a table with a cup of milk
ALT: a boy wearing glasses sits at a table with a cup of milk
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Delightful Derek is awesome.
As it should be.
The numbers are in. More people watched the bootlegged 60 Minutes CECOT segment than watched Trump’s Kennedy Center Honors on CBS.
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
As it should be.
That 12 days of Christmas song is weird. Has anyone ever actually seen a “lord a leaping”? (Let alone 10 of them.)
Never-mind, disregard. I’ve actually seen that.
Never-mind, disregard. I’ve actually seen that.
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
That 12 days of Christmas song is weird. Has anyone ever actually seen a “lord a leaping”? (Let alone 10 of them.)
Never-mind, disregard. I’ve actually seen that.
Never-mind, disregard. I’ve actually seen that.
make a Bond movie casual
The Spa Who Loved Me
The Spa Who Loved Me
make a Bond movie casual
Quantum of Shoelace
Quantum of Shoelace
make a Bond movie casual
regular-pussy
regular-pussy
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
make a Bond movie casual
The Spa Who Loved Me
The Spa Who Loved Me
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Merry Christmas to all! youtu.be/2ZyJCV_dyug?...
MST3K - Patrick Swayze Christmas
YouTube video by sirgraves
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Merry Christmas to all! youtu.be/2ZyJCV_dyug?...
Um what?
Did they even google “moobs” before they named their app?
Someone spent money developing this.
Did they even google “moobs” before they named their app?
Someone spent money developing this.
December 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Um what?
Did they even google “moobs” before they named their app?
Someone spent money developing this.
Did they even google “moobs” before they named their app?
Someone spent money developing this.
It’s funny because it’s true.
When you're grumpy because three annoying ghosts kept you up all night.
Having a normal Christmas morning
December 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It’s funny because it’s true.
Several times in my in life, I have met someone who is estranged from a family member, then at a later time I will meet that family member & go “Ohhhhhhhhhh! i get it now.”
Yeah, no thanks.
Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
December 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Several times in my in life, I have met someone who is estranged from a family member, then at a later time I will meet that family member & go “Ohhhhhhhhhh! i get it now.”
Canon 35mm film camera. (When I got it they were just called ‘cameras’)
What’s the best Christmas present you got as a kid?🎁
#Questionsky
#Questionsky
a cartoon of spongebob pushing a cart full of presents
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob pushing a cart full of presents
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Canon 35mm film camera. (When I got it they were just called ‘cameras’)
I notice there are a lot of new faces on Bluesky. Please let me be the first to welcome you all here by saying…
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha! You’re stuck here!”
#MST3K #FugitiveAlien #HeTriedtoKillHimWithAForklift
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha! You’re stuck here!”
#MST3K #FugitiveAlien #HeTriedtoKillHimWithAForklift
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I notice there are a lot of new faces on Bluesky. Please let me be the first to welcome you all here by saying…
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha! You’re stuck here!”
#MST3K #FugitiveAlien #HeTriedtoKillHimWithAForklift
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha! You’re stuck here!”
#MST3K #FugitiveAlien #HeTriedtoKillHimWithAForklift