Retro Des
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Angry monkey with superpowers.
Just a snake on a rock.
Maker - Musician - Technician - Doodlehum
Just a snake on a rock.
Maker - Musician - Technician - Doodlehum
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
If you are far enough from the equator and have clear skies, tonight is a good night to look up for aurora.
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If you are far enough from the equator and have clear skies, tonight is a good night to look up for aurora.
All of these guys look like the Simpsons episode where Homer buys a gun.
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
All of these guys look like the Simpsons episode where Homer buys a gun.
Name your fav superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Name your fav superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel
Watching “The One”,which is a lot like if Rick & Morty was a Jet Li kung-fu movie.
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Watching “The One”,which is a lot like if Rick & Morty was a Jet Li kung-fu movie.
Looking for a new wallet? Look no further! This model has:
- a “Cash Starp”
- a magnetic “Losure”
- a special finger hole
- not one,but two “FUC Pockets”!
- a “Cash Starp”
- a magnetic “Losure”
- a special finger hole
- not one,but two “FUC Pockets”!
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Looking for a new wallet? Look no further! This model has:
- a “Cash Starp”
- a magnetic “Losure”
- a special finger hole
- not one,but two “FUC Pockets”!
- a “Cash Starp”
- a magnetic “Losure”
- a special finger hole
- not one,but two “FUC Pockets”!
Thanks to DHS copaganda, there are photos of Bovino EVERYWHERE, and I just realized why almost none of them have other people in them.
November 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Thanks to DHS copaganda, there are photos of Bovino EVERYWHERE, and I just realized why almost none of them have other people in them.
Here is a copy of the test DJT wants the nukes to pass for him.
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Here is a copy of the test DJT wants the nukes to pass for him.
Love that the entire cloud infrastructure for our planet is crashing completely, once a week.
October 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Love that the entire cloud infrastructure for our planet is crashing completely, once a week.
Post 4 female characters u love.
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Post 4 female characters u love.
Got my copy today, just in time for Halloween.
Pleasantly surprised to thumb through it & see how beautifully illustrated the inside is. Can’t wait to get into the stories!
Pleasantly surprised to thumb through it & see how beautifully illustrated the inside is. Can’t wait to get into the stories!
October 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Got my copy today, just in time for Halloween.
Pleasantly surprised to thumb through it & see how beautifully illustrated the inside is. Can’t wait to get into the stories!
Pleasantly surprised to thumb through it & see how beautifully illustrated the inside is. Can’t wait to get into the stories!
Respond with the Same Actor as a Hero and a Villain.
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Respond with the Same Actor as a Hero and a Villain.
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Obligatory “Preacher” frame goes here.
October 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Obligatory “Preacher” frame goes here.
Honestly, someone needs to make a biopic just about D.C. Fontana.
October 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Honestly, someone needs to make a biopic just about D.C. Fontana.
Platner reveals new cover-up tattoo:
October 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Platner reveals new cover-up tattoo:
She starts the thread with “You’re reporting” and LITERALLY CALLS HER A REPORTER later, then tries to say she isn’t a journalist at the end.
Which begs the question, what exactly does she think a journalist is?
Which begs the question, what exactly does she think a journalist is?
October 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
She starts the thread with “You’re reporting” and LITERALLY CALLS HER A REPORTER later, then tries to say she isn’t a journalist at the end.
Which begs the question, what exactly does she think a journalist is?
Which begs the question, what exactly does she think a journalist is?
America showed the fuck up today.
October 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
America showed the fuck up today.
Aside from being prejudicial, the photo itself disproves the lie they are trying to propagate. I hope he has a chance to use it in court.
These are not the shoes of a criminal.
These are the shoes of a man who WORKS HARD.
These are not the shoes of a criminal.
These are the shoes of a man who WORKS HARD.
October 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Aside from being prejudicial, the photo itself disproves the lie they are trying to propagate. I hope he has a chance to use it in court.
These are not the shoes of a criminal.
These are the shoes of a man who WORKS HARD.
These are not the shoes of a criminal.
These are the shoes of a man who WORKS HARD.
This quote is the chef’s kiss for every billionaire building a doomsday bunker….
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
October 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
This quote is the chef’s kiss for every billionaire building a doomsday bunker….
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
A while back, a friend pointed out to me that every article about Taylor Swift has a photo of her that looks like she is farting into the microphone, and now I see it everywhere…
October 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
A while back, a friend pointed out to me that every article about Taylor Swift has a photo of her that looks like she is farting into the microphone, and now I see it everywhere…
In my household, Joel Grey is best known for “Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins”.
October 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
In my household, Joel Grey is best known for “Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins”.