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Jeremy Zeilik
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Librarian and all around goofus. Check out I Chews You the podcast about cooking and eating Pokemon.
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nancycomics.bsky.social
I’M NOT AS MERE AS I LOOK
NANCY: I’M NOT AS MERE AS I LOOK NANCY SAYS THAT TO SLUGGO AS SHE THROWS A SNOWBALL HITTING HIM ON THE HEAD, KNOCKING HIS HAT OFF…
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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artologica.net
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
since we're talking about pies- one of my favorite internet traditions is r/costco every year, without fail, featuring multiple top-of-page posts of people completely agog at the scale of the costco pumpkin pie display. it must feel like walking onto a sherman tank factory floor in 1944
post titled "Thanks giving Costco pumpkin pies" with a picture from inside the pumpkin pie walk-in. there are many racks of pumpkin pies Post titled "Blown away by the number of pumpkin pies spotted today!" with a picture of the pumpkin display case featuring hundreds of enormous pumpkin pies, each one $5.99 post titled "Ready with the 9am crowd..." and a photo of- you guessed it- lots and lots of enormous pies
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
they're adding a fifth loko
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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granttosterud.bsky.social
Wow! An awesome shot of the Sandias covered in snow!❄️
📸 Marshall Amend #NMwx
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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theonion.com
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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partnardy.bsky.social
mcdonalds x cch pounder cchuarter pounder with ccheese value meal (burger) "cchuarter pounder with ccheese" (drink) "police soda" "no fries" Theres a pictue of CCH pounder as Det. Wyms from the shield on the left side and her smiling face is transparent under the rest of it.
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
Count your blessings.
@theonion.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
NANCY PANEL BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
NANCY IS IMAGINING THAT SHE IS AN OCTOPUS, SO SHE COULD THROW EIGHT SNOWBALLS AT SLUGGO
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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dcpierson.bsky.social
Every “this 90s video game soundtrack did NOT have to go this hard” video essay fails to note President Clinton’s pledge that by the end of the decade, America would create a video game soundtrack that “goes extremely hard”
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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vuc.bsky.social
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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kiaspeaks.us
My favorite piece of content today.
actuallychloehayes › millennials 20h serious question for the millennials... my older cousin said she used to 'burn' cds for her crush. like... with ? was that a ritual? did it work? you guys were literally practicing witchcraft just to get a text back. i'm scared of y'all. Q 2.9K
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
velocityprime1.bsky.social
In the most Vince Gilligan thing in the show yet the actual current mayor of ABQ plays hivemind mayor on Pluribus.
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
velocityprime1.bsky.social
It’s Plurbin time!
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
velocityprime1.bsky.social
That's credits on Hades 2 (which means there's still dozens of hours of stuff to do). I heard rumblings that the ending was a disaster, but honestly it was fine. Didn't have the emotional resonance of the first game, but nothing awful.
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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nnedi.bsky.social
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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chrisdeleon.bsky.social
hell yeah seed time lets go
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
THURSDAY,KNOCK KNOCK , THE WEEKEND IS ALMOST HERE!
NANCY IS DRESSED AS A CLOWN FOR A COSTUME PARTY , BECAUSE SHE IS READY TO HAVE A FUN WEEKEND THURSDAY, KNOCK KNOCK. THE WEEKEND IS ALMOST HERE
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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mikebarthelauthor.com
Fish have committed credit card fraud
Credit card fraud Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12) "Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are" - caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12) The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to "ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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today-maybe.bsky.social
A black and white digital ink illustration on a toned paper background. An homage to the original illustrations by Garth Williams for E. B. White’s book ‘Charlotte’s Web’. Standing in a wooden doorway to a barn is a contented looking young pig. Across the top hall of the doorway are several spiderwebs that have the words ‘Maybe it will happen today’ webbed into them. The spider who made them is hanging down on a filament at the pig’s eye level.
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM