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Serge Egelman
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Scientist. Dir. of Usable Security & Privacy at the International Computer Science Institute (icsi.berkeley.edu). Founder, AppCensus (appcensus.io). All opinions are those of his employer(s), and not his own.

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Computer science 55%
Sociology 15%

Wasn’t Cuomo supposed to move to Florida now? Is someone checking in on how that’s going?

Yeah, sorry, was on my phone…wasn’t going to copy/paste all of the actual text.

Someone just sent me the PDF this morning…

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We did it for you Dick Cheney

As surreal as this whole thing already is, it can only be made better by the defense calling a rebuttal witness, the Sandwich Artist, who will testify that no mustard was put into the sandwich ordered by the defendant.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

(Err, rather, the sin is giving one.)

At @theonion.com, they don’t miss.

Dude, the first cardinal sin is never giving a live demo…ever.

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Following the Resignation of Ryan Walters, the Oklahoma schools chief who was a fan of Libs of TikTok, mental health is improving among young people in the state.

Who could have seen this coming?

www.advocate.com/news/ryan-wa...
Crisis calls among Oklahoma LGBTQ+ youth drop after Ryan Walters quit his job as the state’s schools chief
“The relief expressed by callers is palpable, and we are grateful for the positive impact his departure has had on the mental well-being of our community,” Rainbow Youth Project director Lance Preston...
www.advocate.com

It’s somewhat notable that the only punishment amongst the royal family for rape is “you can’t call yourself ‘prince’ anymore.”
Breaking News: Andrew, the younger brother of King Charles III, is being stripped of his title as prince, Buckingham Palace said. nyti.ms/4oQeykJ
Breaking News: Andrew, the younger brother of King Charles III, is being stripped of his title as prince, Buckingham Palace said. nyti.ms/4oQeykJ

All your water and electricity are belong to us.
“We will increase our total AI capacity by over 80% this year, and roughly double our total data center footprint over the next two years, reflecting the demand signals we see,” Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella said.

sherwood.news/tech/microso...
Microsoft: Forget what we said, we are going to keep spending on capex
Last quarter, the company offered guidance that its capex spending would be lower in the second half of the fiscal year. Yesterday it said spending...
sherwood.news

I used to drive regularly through West Virginia and was always amazed at the number of cars/houses with confederate flags. My thought was always, “you all seriously need to read up on the history of your state.”

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“We will increase our total AI capacity by over 80% this year, and roughly double our total data center footprint over the next two years, reflecting the demand signals we see,” Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella said.

sherwood.news/tech/microso...
Microsoft: Forget what we said, we are going to keep spending on capex
Last quarter, the company offered guidance that its capex spending would be lower in the second half of the fiscal year. Yesterday it said spending...
sherwood.news

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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says that the Pentagon carried out another "lethal kinetic strike" at President Trump's direction on a vessel in the eastern Pacific Ocean, killing four men.
Pete Hegseth says U.S. carried out another strike on alleged drug boat in Pacific Ocean, killing 4 people
The defense secretary's announcement marks the 14th known strike the U.S. has conducted on alleged drug traffickers in recent months.
nbcnews.to

It shouldn’t be lost that Meta was just found guilty of having violated CIPA and currently has a ~$12b judgment against them.

This is part of a global push to roll back privacy laws by companies that are constantly in trouble for violating privacy laws.

Here in California, they’re currently trying to amend CIPA (state wiretapping statute) to legalize wiretapping for “commercial purposes.”
At a time when US-based social media companies are platforming far right extremism in the EU, Meta is trying to get the Irish government to front their assault on EU privacy laws.

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Data protection rules ‘completely out of control’, Meta tells Government
Facebook owner asked Government to lead pushback against data protection laws at EU level
web.archive.org

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At a time when US-based social media companies are platforming far right extremism in the EU, Meta is trying to get the Irish government to front their assault on EU privacy laws.

web.archive.org/web/20251030...
Data protection rules ‘completely out of control’, Meta tells Government
Facebook owner asked Government to lead pushback against data protection laws at EU level
web.archive.org

I gave a talk at CMU today! It's been fun being back.
Day 2 of the @cylab.bsky.social Partners Conference has featured some insightful talks on system and hardware security, #crypto, and #blockchain, as well as the CyLab Distinguished Alumni Award lecture by Serge Egelman (@v0max.bsky.social), Founder and Chief Scientist at AppCensus.

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Day 2 of the @cylab.bsky.social Partners Conference has featured some insightful talks on system and hardware security, #crypto, and #blockchain, as well as the CyLab Distinguished Alumni Award lecture by Serge Egelman (@v0max.bsky.social), Founder and Chief Scientist at AppCensus.

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Always thought it was sad that Ayn Rand—one of the most successful authors of children's fantasy books of all time—had little enough saved in the bank in her old age that she had to rely on public assistance until her death, but I'm glad it was there for her.

How is this a new thing? Photoshop has existed for more than 3 decades. There’s no way people weren’t doing this before AI.

I was part of a working group last year on a framework on software liability, which was going to be pushed by a Harris administration. This—default device passwords—was discussed in the context of standards of care (minimum reqs to avoid liability).

But anyway, we can’t have nice things.

This is required for the EU market now under the Cyber Resilience Act (CRA)!

www.bsi.bund.de/EN/Themen/Un...

Hopefully there will be some spillover to other markets.
www.bsi.bund.de

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BREAKING: On January 1st, 2026, Californians will be able to use the #DROP system to send delete requests to all 500+ #databrokers in the state registry at once and for free. #Privacy Put this in calendar to do on day one! You can find out more here. privacy.ca.gov/drop/
Coming soon: Delete Request and Opt-out Platform (DROP)
privacy.ca.gov

Slip and slide base lines.
Completely fix baseball with five words.
Completely fix baseball with five words.
The UC Regents finally released the “settlement agreement” the Trump administration proposed in August. It’s a doozy.

UC alumni, faculty, staff, students, parents, donors—and all citizens of California:

Now is the time to let the UC Regents know you do not want them to sign this bad deal.
Here it is: the Trump Administration "draft proposal" to the University of California. Published bc faculty sued for its disclosure.

Its terms go beyond what Trump demands in similar compacts to other universities.

EVERYONE should read: faculty, students, admins, alumni.
ucop.edu/communicatio...
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