freakshow on the dancefloor
@unremembered80s.bsky.social
No explanation. No point looking for one, either.
Pinned
Honestly I just hate how angry I am these days. It's totally justifiable--these people are fucking monsters (and I'm certainly not policing anyone else's anger). But I hate it, I hate that feeling. I've spent so much of my life trying to get rid of anger. It's awful to be living with it again.
It's like being 17 again except I can get all the guns and liquor I want
What's next some guy from a porn company sounding a loud warning that my old office chair is gross and needs to get replaced.
Former OpenAI product safety leader sounding a loud warning about artificial intimacy. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/o...
Opinion | I Led Product Safety at OpenAI. Don’t Trust Its Claims About ‘Erotica.’
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
What's next some guy from a porn company sounding a loud warning that my old office chair is gross and needs to get replaced.
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Pretty confident David Byrne doesn't like to fuck anything other than obscure Subsaharan percussion instruments.
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Pretty confident David Byrne doesn't like to fuck anything other than obscure Subsaharan percussion instruments.
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Life is always incredible if you're a hater.
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Life is always incredible if you're a hater.
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Did the Bible have forums where you could analyze Goatse and Nazi furry porn in great detail? Then fuck the Bible.
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Did the Bible have forums where you could analyze Goatse and Nazi furry porn in great detail? Then fuck the Bible.
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Ugh. I'm a criminal defense attorney but during a family crisis I did some doc review. Not just olds, ppl put their every private issue into their work emails. You become protective of them & mark them as unimportant. But I'm talking emails from ppl you have heard of (cont'd)
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Ugh. I'm a criminal defense attorney but during a family crisis I did some doc review. Not just olds, ppl put their every private issue into their work emails. You become protective of them & mark them as unimportant. But I'm talking emails from ppl you have heard of (cont'd)
This is bullshit, these guys get paid the big money to do this but when I did it at Kinko's they fired me.
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
This is bullshit, these guys get paid the big money to do this but when I did it at Kinko's they fired me.
I was kind of a mopey underachiever in college and the summer of my sophomore year I was kind of lonely and aimless so I decided to read Ulysses. It took all I had intellectually to get through but it was worth it and taught me more than most of my professors.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I was kind of a mopey underachiever in college and the summer of my sophomore year I was kind of lonely and aimless so I decided to read Ulysses. It took all I had intellectually to get through but it was worth it and taught me more than most of my professors.
I always forget how incesty "Back to the Future" is.
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I always forget how incesty "Back to the Future" is.
I didn't realize that "Once in a Lifetime" was anything other than a low-budget hoagie commercial theme until high school.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar7z...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar7z...
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I didn't realize that "Once in a Lifetime" was anything other than a low-budget hoagie commercial theme until high school.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar7z...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar7z...
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WE SHALL BREAK THEM UPON OUR IRONS AND POUND THEM UNTIL THEY ARE NOTHING BUT DUST
this is absolutely true and this should not strike fear, it should strike righteous fucking fury in you, are you going to let them break you, or are you going to make them break upon us?
serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 AM
WE SHALL BREAK THEM UPON OUR IRONS AND POUND THEM UNTIL THEY ARE NOTHING BUT DUST
The one cat just sniffed her sister's butt and then looked at me expectantly, and I was just like no, no I don't wanna sniff, that's OK
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The one cat just sniffed her sister's butt and then looked at me expectantly, and I was just like no, no I don't wanna sniff, that's OK
why do all of these people talk like disney villains all the time
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
why do all of these people talk like disney villains all the time
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Adults should be able to have a grown up trick or treat where they do get a bunch of sharp things and drugs, and then also alot of boring grown up things like boneless skinless chicken breasts and saline nasal spray
November 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Adults should be able to have a grown up trick or treat where they do get a bunch of sharp things and drugs, and then also alot of boring grown up things like boneless skinless chicken breasts and saline nasal spray
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DAVID LETTERMAN: /rapping stack of notecards on his desk Gooners. Paul, you know about these gooner guys??
PAUL SHAFFER: Ha ha ha
LETTERMAN: Gooners...
/Band plays four bars of Michael Jackson's "Beat It"
PAUL SHAFFER: Ha ha ha
LETTERMAN: Gooners...
/Band plays four bars of Michael Jackson's "Beat It"
October 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
DAVID LETTERMAN: /rapping stack of notecards on his desk Gooners. Paul, you know about these gooner guys??
PAUL SHAFFER: Ha ha ha
LETTERMAN: Gooners...
/Band plays four bars of Michael Jackson's "Beat It"
PAUL SHAFFER: Ha ha ha
LETTERMAN: Gooners...
/Band plays four bars of Michael Jackson's "Beat It"
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
The corner store closest to me sells Rip-its and Pop-Tart loosies (the little foil bags of 2 for 2 bucks) and I am honored just to live by it
People don’t know the simple pleasures free cans of this at the dfac brought.
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The corner store closest to me sells Rip-its and Pop-Tart loosies (the little foil bags of 2 for 2 bucks) and I am honored just to live by it
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For the height of this sort of deliciousness is to have nothing but the blanket between you and your snugness and the cold of the outer air
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
For the height of this sort of deliciousness is to have nothing but the blanket between you and your snugness and the cold of the outer air
Drinking double Malort and Cokes, if they find my body it is not suicide at least not technically by Illinois statute.
October 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Drinking double Malort and Cokes, if they find my body it is not suicide at least not technically by Illinois statute.
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
Sexy poulet basquaise
October 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Sexy poulet basquaise
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Somewhere a charismatic guy in Iowa with a neck tattoo reading NICCLEBACK is slowly realizing that at last, his time has come.
October 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Somewhere a charismatic guy in Iowa with a neck tattoo reading NICCLEBACK is slowly realizing that at last, his time has come.
oh so that's why the guys who visit me when i do dxm keep talking about art basel
October 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
oh so that's why the guys who visit me when i do dxm keep talking about art basel
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[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
October 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
Shit like this is why I never post any pictures online where I'm not totally nude.
you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...
*opens manilla envelope*
... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...
*slides 8x10 photo across table*
... you wore the tutti frutti
*opens manilla envelope*
... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...
*slides 8x10 photo across table*
... you wore the tutti frutti
October 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Shit like this is why I never post any pictures online where I'm not totally nude.
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John Entertainment Cash
May 25, 2024 at 7:13 PM
John Entertainment Cash