machine gun corey
@nuclearbbq.bsky.social
atlanta based professional poster
America is being punished as a country because we failed to keep Austin weird
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
America is being punished as a country because we failed to keep Austin weird
NTS guide to Leafblower Drone
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
NTS guide to Leafblower Drone
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Lunch is one of the more intriguing aspects of the modern meal-space
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Lunch is one of the more intriguing aspects of the modern meal-space
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As far as critics are concerned, the typical American leftist is at once:
1) Downwardly mobile and worse off than their parents
2) A trust fund kid so well off from family wealth they will never have to work
3) A successful, gentrifying yuppie who wants to destroy the system that benefits them
1) Downwardly mobile and worse off than their parents
2) A trust fund kid so well off from family wealth they will never have to work
3) A successful, gentrifying yuppie who wants to destroy the system that benefits them
As opposed to existing elites who KNOW it is their birthright🙄
These kind of amoralist insinuations are so funny because:
1) No aspirational egoist in the US would ever be stupid enough to hitch her wagon to socialism.
And
2) If anything self-righteous moralism is the real vice of the left.
These kind of amoralist insinuations are so funny because:
1) No aspirational egoist in the US would ever be stupid enough to hitch her wagon to socialism.
And
2) If anything self-righteous moralism is the real vice of the left.
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
As far as critics are concerned, the typical American leftist is at once:
1) Downwardly mobile and worse off than their parents
2) A trust fund kid so well off from family wealth they will never have to work
3) A successful, gentrifying yuppie who wants to destroy the system that benefits them
1) Downwardly mobile and worse off than their parents
2) A trust fund kid so well off from family wealth they will never have to work
3) A successful, gentrifying yuppie who wants to destroy the system that benefits them
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i believe it was churchill who said ‘senile pedophile hitler is the worst form of government, except for all the others’
They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 AM
i believe it was churchill who said ‘senile pedophile hitler is the worst form of government, except for all the others’
unfortunately the pedocons are real and they are in control, but if you talk about it you still sound insane
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
unfortunately the pedocons are real and they are in control, but if you talk about it you still sound insane
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if everything is going to be this bleak and sad it's nice to see the news peppered with little slices of life like jeffrey epstein emailing himself a file called "genuiis_____ideas (3).txt" that just says stuff like "microchup. = brain ? "
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
if everything is going to be this bleak and sad it's nice to see the news peppered with little slices of life like jeffrey epstein emailing himself a file called "genuiis_____ideas (3).txt" that just says stuff like "microchup. = brain ? "
No one told me living through the American century of humiliation would be so humiliating
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
No one told me living through the American century of humiliation would be so humiliating
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The Trump Inner Circle group chat right now as they decide which right wing influencer has to get iced as a distraction this time
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The Trump Inner Circle group chat right now as they decide which right wing influencer has to get iced as a distraction this time
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for when you've got NTS at 8 but detective work at 10
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
for when you've got NTS at 8 but detective work at 10
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Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
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Any post-Trump reconstruction project will necessarily need to include the full restoration of Datpiff
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Any post-Trump reconstruction project will necessarily need to include the full restoration of Datpiff
one of my favorite parts of "the master" is when PSH takes a drink of the motor fuel/pineapple juice concoction and is like "FUCK YES"
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
one of my favorite parts of "the master" is when PSH takes a drink of the motor fuel/pineapple juice concoction and is like "FUCK YES"
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[chuck schumer voice] i think the child trafficking the American people care about is how long it takes to pick your kids up from soccer practice
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
[chuck schumer voice] i think the child trafficking the American people care about is how long it takes to pick your kids up from soccer practice
my latest for Jacobin: Zohran Mamdani was sent to rid America of the fascist pedophile cabal - and the ZAnon movement can help him do it
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
my latest for Jacobin: Zohran Mamdani was sent to rid America of the fascist pedophile cabal - and the ZAnon movement can help him do it
the northern lights...proof that even nature engages in "aura farming"
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
the northern lights...proof that even nature engages in "aura farming"
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Eating food at a restaurant or, as artists call it, going yum mode at the slop house
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Eating food at a restaurant or, as artists call it, going yum mode at the slop house
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This is dire.
Trump trade war costs US Italian pasta: “Exporters say import and antidumping duties totaling 107% on their pasta brands will make doing business in America too costly and are preparing to pull out of U.S. stores as soon as January.” Via WSJ
Italian Pasta Is Poised to Disappear From American Grocery Shelves — The Wall Street Journal
Trump administration is set to impose duties of 107% on Italian pasta imports, among most punitive of tariffs it has levied
apple.news
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This is dire.
He’s so lonely….he needs to listen to a podcast
Forgotten Man | Maynard Dixon
Oil on Canvas, 1934
Oil on Canvas, 1934
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
He’s so lonely….he needs to listen to a podcast
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we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...
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Saw someone say that the enraged radicalized wine moms are going to impose Sangria Law and honestly that’s pretty good
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Saw someone say that the enraged radicalized wine moms are going to impose Sangria Law and honestly that’s pretty good
woke 2 is going to hit this country like a tsunami. if I were you i'd start preparing now.
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
woke 2 is going to hit this country like a tsunami. if I were you i'd start preparing now.
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should have a neon cursive sign below it that says like "Drink wine and be happy"
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
should have a neon cursive sign below it that says like "Drink wine and be happy"
zohran is set up to win. he just needs to institute land reform and distribute plots of arable land to the peasantry ASAP and of course he will need to cement his hold on the armed forces
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
zohran is set up to win. he just needs to institute land reform and distribute plots of arable land to the peasantry ASAP and of course he will need to cement his hold on the armed forces
do NOT be the person who shows up at 7:05 PM to vote for Johnson & Hubbard
Reminder: Atlanta polls close at 8 p.m. tonight; however, you can only vote for the two Public Service Commission seats until 7 p.m.
As always, if you're in line to vote when polls close, stay in line!
As always, if you're in line to vote when polls close, stay in line!
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
do NOT be the person who shows up at 7:05 PM to vote for Johnson & Hubbard