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No explanation. No point looking for one, either.
"Meathead dilettante dipshit" describes a lot of the very successful people I know.
November 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The milk council did an ad campaign based on that story before they started with the 'got milk' ads. It took a while for people to figure out how to appeal to Gen X.
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Hell, Carter and maybe even Reagan.
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The candidate is frequently somebody unexpected, and this time around the party base is really unhappy with its leadership.
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Autumn is the season of Death
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The astronauts' legs were cold in the inky blackness of space but onward they forged
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Brushing up on my shooting was the first thing I did after the Current Unpleasantness started and pretty much the first thing it impressed on me was how much self-defense would have sucked in the very real threats I've faced over the years.
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
These are the people who will be served by the Revenge Collectives, which will primarily concern themselves with subcommittee meetings about whether honey is vegan.
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
One of the reasons John Adams was the first ambassador to the UK was that he had basically a prehensile tongue.
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I have never pissed off anybody online bad enough to send me any kind of paperwork.
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Tsongas wouldn't have done any of this shit, Tsongas would have died in office, passed the reins to Gore and everything would be sunshine and friggin lollipops.
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
You remember those Bubba Gump restaurants? They were actually pretty good. Best gumbo I ever had outside of N'awlins.
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
can i have it
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
These are television beans, anybody with sense would!
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I look at a lot of fairly extreme gay porn and have never seen it except on Ebay!
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
A Protestant Reformation-level historical rupture caused by the Pope announcing that AI chatbots cannot be Catholic.
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Pretty confident David Byrne doesn't like to fuck anything other than obscure Subsaharan percussion instruments.
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
This one time I hooked up with a guy in the industry and he told me in great detail how to tell if a piss scene is faked once we were all done
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
If I win the Powerball, I am 100% gonna move someplace with higher taxes and more bullshit, you can pay people to worry about that shit.
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 AM
if your middle name is your name with the most letters, you are gonna suck that is just the State of Nature
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
You should probably read the article, dude had a head injury and thinks he was in the Barenaked Ladies.
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Life is always incredible if you're a hater.
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Life is always incredible if you're a hater.
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Do you look at milfmap.com on the regular? They are showing a lot of red and even purple zones, but I'm not sure where you live. Has something to do with the auroras, they say.
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM