Unreal Sonia
@unrealsonia.com
Not actually a kakapo.
Merchant Navy deckie.
Merchant Navy deckie.
Pinned
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I think we’ve got better and more culturally-varied street food than I could have imagined, cool jackets galore, and drugs that make us think we’re really fast and strong before they kill us.
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I think we’ve got better and more culturally-varied street food than I could have imagined, cool jackets galore, and drugs that make us think we’re really fast and strong before they kill us.
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Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
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I feel strongly this palate cleanser is required after the glut of Christmas films.
'Lemon Pig and the First Resolution' is the story of a brave lucky guardian venturing into a big world after being trusted with his first New Year's Resolution.
Now I just need someone to make it, please.
'Lemon Pig and the First Resolution' is the story of a brave lucky guardian venturing into a big world after being trusted with his first New Year's Resolution.
Now I just need someone to make it, please.
January 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I feel strongly this palate cleanser is required after the glut of Christmas films.
'Lemon Pig and the First Resolution' is the story of a brave lucky guardian venturing into a big world after being trusted with his first New Year's Resolution.
Now I just need someone to make it, please.
'Lemon Pig and the First Resolution' is the story of a brave lucky guardian venturing into a big world after being trusted with his first New Year's Resolution.
Now I just need someone to make it, please.
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This one’s my favorite.
December 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
This one’s my favorite.
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Seafarers of Bluesky
One of my cadets from the start of the year is doing their research project on seafarer fatigue. Can you fill out their survey at the link below, and pass it on to others you know?
forms.office.com/Pages/Respon...
One of my cadets from the start of the year is doing their research project on seafarer fatigue. Can you fill out their survey at the link below, and pass it on to others you know?
forms.office.com/Pages/Respon...
Microsoft Forms
forms.office.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Seafarers of Bluesky
One of my cadets from the start of the year is doing their research project on seafarer fatigue. Can you fill out their survey at the link below, and pass it on to others you know?
forms.office.com/Pages/Respon...
One of my cadets from the start of the year is doing their research project on seafarer fatigue. Can you fill out their survey at the link below, and pass it on to others you know?
forms.office.com/Pages/Respon...
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Nice try, Herod, not falling for that one.
December 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Nice try, Herod, not falling for that one.
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Animals with misleading names. I'm seeing this go around as part of a viral tumblr thread so I thought I'd reshare it.
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Animals with misleading names. I'm seeing this go around as part of a viral tumblr thread so I thought I'd reshare it.
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obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
This was a fun juxtaposition
December 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
This was a fun juxtaposition
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Maccius Plautus (250-184 BCE) bitching about the inventor of the sundial feels *extremely* relatable to me in this year 2025
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Maccius Plautus (250-184 BCE) bitching about the inventor of the sundial feels *extremely* relatable to me in this year 2025
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
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When a croque madame talks to another croque madame about something other than a croque monsieur, that passes the bechamel test
October 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
When a croque madame talks to another croque madame about something other than a croque monsieur, that passes the bechamel test
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
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Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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I've spent my entire life being told that everything I do is useless, mocked and being told no one should be paid for "underwater basket weaving," and now they're like, "I must steal all the underwater basket weaving lore because it's imperative for my survival"
Eat farts, my dudes.
Eat farts, my dudes.
September 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I've spent my entire life being told that everything I do is useless, mocked and being told no one should be paid for "underwater basket weaving," and now they're like, "I must steal all the underwater basket weaving lore because it's imperative for my survival"
Eat farts, my dudes.
Eat farts, my dudes.
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I enjoyed making this 90s comics antihero generator.
Once upon a time I made a lot of random generators and I'd forgotten how much fun it was.
perchance.org/fgu70wdfjd
Once upon a time I made a lot of random generators and I'd forgotten how much fun it was.
perchance.org/fgu70wdfjd
90s comics antihero generator
perchance.org
August 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I enjoyed making this 90s comics antihero generator.
Once upon a time I made a lot of random generators and I'd forgotten how much fun it was.
perchance.org/fgu70wdfjd
Once upon a time I made a lot of random generators and I'd forgotten how much fun it was.
perchance.org/fgu70wdfjd
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
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This made me laugh. And then I sat and thought about it. This is correct.
August 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This made me laugh. And then I sat and thought about it. This is correct.
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What kind of age check is this? It shouted "Papa!" and I shouted "Nicole!" and it said I was old enough
July 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
What kind of age check is this? It shouted "Papa!" and I shouted "Nicole!" and it said I was old enough
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Started this yesterday and got distracted.
July 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Started this yesterday and got distracted.
What a missed opportunity to meet Blathers.
Animal Crossing: New Horizons Aquarium Tour 🐠
Greetings islanders! 🏝️ We are thrilled to announce that we have teamed up with Nintendo UK to bring some beloved characters and new adventures to SEA LIFE UK.
🎟️Find out more and book your tickets: www.visitsealife.com/explore/uk-e...
Greetings islanders! 🏝️ We are thrilled to announce that we have teamed up with Nintendo UK to bring some beloved characters and new adventures to SEA LIFE UK.
🎟️Find out more and book your tickets: www.visitsealife.com/explore/uk-e...
July 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
What a missed opportunity to meet Blathers.
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June 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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The secret to my native gardening success
June 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The secret to my native gardening success